FabSwingers.com forum: lets make a story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as i was walking along the beach i came across a very attractive woman crying,so i had to stop & ask was she ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end 0

joke!

she looked up with watery eyes and said 'ive just been dumped '

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and she had been living with the same woman for ten years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i put my hand over her shoulder to comfort her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she puked all down my frock....her hair

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I wripped off her dress to reveal her

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By *ewboobsCouple
over a year ago

antrim

her massive 3 tits

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

and to my surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw a big shit beside her and realised i had miss heard her and she had dumped ,, not bein dumped,, my god it was huge.......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and it reminded me of Simon Cowell's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like the missing soil from the grand canyon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya it was like simons cowells missing soil as he bought the grand cannon the week previous ,,,,

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..although calling his friend's wife "the grand canyon" was a bit cruel, especially now that she was pregnant with his...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doulbe first cousin,s son from an accident in the bath room......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..when Simon was shaving his chin, and accidentally nicked the waistband of his trousers with the razor, causing them to slide back down to his waist, and then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the viagra he had taken tht mornin kicked in .....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

and suddenly from the depths of fur on his hairy chesticles, appeared the end of his knob, wearing it's own little v necked willy warmer, and it was love at first sight for Simon, who suddenly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell to the ground , with tears of joy , knowing that for the first time ever he had a real shot at sucking ........

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

on the end of louis walshes cock whilst

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Sharon Osborne in amazement said fabulous darling and decided to

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

suck Linda Martin's cock, but then...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Ozzie arrives shouting shaaaaarrrrrron.

Wat the fuck u doing.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

as Simon suddenly shoots his load all over the front of his v necked trousers, as Lauren Silverman runs in the door and dives on it, shouting "I'm rich, I'm rich", and then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she slips & slides along the floor,ending up at linda martin's feet looking up at her with her mouth wide open

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

and linda never one to miss a opportunity

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Whips out her monster cock, and dangles it in..

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

And sings a song bout

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

persecution

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

of the general public by people who can't sing, but insist on doing it, and also..

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

mutter something about flight time tables as she pets a dog who just happens to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/13 11:23:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be perving on simon at the time , suddenly the door bell rang....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

and in walked Graham Norton with a big bag of..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toys...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

and under his other arm was a massive..

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

inflatable donkey wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an xfactor t shirt and a vneck jumper , he droped the donkey , grabed a handful of sex toys and....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

a microphone, and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

started to suck the top off it,as he ran towards

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 19/09/13 16:45:59]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"started to suck the top off it,as he ran towards"

Miley Cyrus, who was over in the corner..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"started to suck the top off it,as he ran towards

Miley Cyrus, who was over in the corner.. "
trying to take the t-shirt off the blow up donkey,when

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I suddenly realised that it was her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

own t shirt and she was acyully the donkey, never the less....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

when she started twerking, the most incredible thing happened....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miley suddenly realised that simon cowell, was staring at her muttering something about billy ray......

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Who used to have a achy breaky heart

But turned out to be

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

just indigestion, caused by looking at himself in the mirror too much, as the sight of that mullet would give anyone a pain, but it turned out that Simon actually..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really wanted a mullett too so he ,,,,,

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

took his big pole and went fishing for a mullet in the river liffey and got himself a big brown trout instead ,that came out fresh from ringsend sewage works and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it had 15 eyes and 2 mickys and 3 tits, simon put it in a bag of water and...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 20/09/13 13:12:56]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

brought it home, as it kinda reminded him of Susan Boyle, with the way the light bounced off her skin, so he decided to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to lauch the trouts career by putting it in a duo with that fish face mily cyrus ,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and decided to call the duo"Boyled Fish heads" but good food ireland decided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Boyled fish heads was born , susan boyle was livid and .....

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

shoved her double ended dildo up her big fat arse making her look like a choc ice and screeching a bar of "WILD HORSES" when suddenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enda kenny cought her deep throating Alan shatter while who walks in to join only???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Michael Healy Rae, and him chewing a bit of straw, as well as...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking a toffee apple but he was still able to talk out of the side of his mouth and said... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jasus isin't that a mighty yoke"

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By *o_armagh_manMan
over a year ago

Banbridge Area

As he dropped his trousers to reveal a....

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

haemorroid the size of a blood red cherry and asked Mary Harney who just happened to pop in after doing the Ring Of Kerry " hey Mary ya big fat sow, will you shove that pile back up me arse with them fingers the size of plungers" well Mary wasnt the type to be put off by a challenge so she set about her task....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she pushed and she shoved til she was red in the face, she'd nearly got the whole damn thing in when she discovered something else up his arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a donkey in a vnecked jumper , wtf.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf said the donkey. Why should I lose out on fun while Michael is in bed hungover. I told him two wine gums was enough but oh no he had to take the third one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and with that unbelively Mary Harney jumped to her fit , licked her lips (all of them) and said , so where is micheals bed then mmmmmmm........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this story was only gettin interesting ...........

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Mary and I just wouldn't get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary and I just wouldn't get on

but sure try from behind if ya cant get on , dont be upset bout it

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