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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all the doom and gloom on the forums these days , I have just one thing I'd like to say..

I'm really horny, is anyone else horny?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've a horn on me that's bate a bad ass out of a quarry! You could feckin' churn butter with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so horny I feel like rubbing up against inanimate objects

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm so horny, my knob is after turning into an inanimate object

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so horny, my knob is after turning into an inanimate object

robocock?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Lol.. I don't like to blow my own trumpet. I'd accept offers from anyone else who wants to blow it though

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Lol.. I don't like to blow my own trumpet. I'd accept offers from anyone else who wants to blow it though

Anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so horny, Gail in corrie would get it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yup im always horny

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm so horny, Gail in corrie would get it...."

That's not horny, that's desperate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm desperate and horny.....what's that about ??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm desperate and horny.....what's that about ??

Where are you on a scale of 0 to Gail in corrie though?

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By *ilkennyguy1Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Yep horney as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so horny, Gail in corrie would get it...."

There is never an excuse for that level of horniness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so horny, Gail in corrie would get it....

There is never an excuse for that level of horniness

So please somebody help

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

im so horny im leaving a trail like a snail behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Doom and gloom' ???

I've been away too long...let's get it oouuunnnn.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol "

Are U horny when U cry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

Are U horny when U cry?

not a bit cj are you

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

Are U horny when U cry?

not a bit cj are you

I am now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

Are U horny when U cry?

not a bit cj are you

I didn't think cj had ever cried in your coco pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

Are U horny when U cry?

not a bit cj are you

I am now

well then I don,t know if I should ask if you need your nose blew with a mansize Kleenex or something else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cry into my coco pops comin on here in the morning lol

Are U horny when U cry?

not a bit cj are you

I didn't think cj had ever cried in your coco pops

that's cause I eat bran flakes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so horny I feel like rubbing up against inanimate objects"

You can use my face a an inanimate object

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

iam so horny my husband has checked me into rehab and himself into a convalescent home, not even saposed to be on this laptop its considered contraband and a barrier to my recovery

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"iam so horny my husband has checked me into rehab and himself into a convalescent home, not even saposed to be on this laptop its considered contraband and a barrier to my recovery"

I think I'll pop around to administer a dose of the medicine you need!

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"iam so horny my husband has checked me into rehab and himself into a convalescent home, not even saposed to be on this laptop its considered contraband and a barrier to my recovery

I think I'll pop around to administer a dose of the medicine you need!

not sure one dose would be enough to quell the urges

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I think I'll pop around to administer a dose of the medicine you need!

not sure one dose would be enough to quell the urges "

I'm sure I could manage a couple of doses, although I may need to administer a few follow up doses orally.

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

I think I'll pop around to administer a dose of the medicine you need!

not sure one dose would be enough to quell the urges

I'm sure I could manage a couple of doses, although I may need to administer a few follow up doses orally.

they have suggested chorionic irrigation to purge my body of these thoughts but not sure if this is the answer are you experienced in this area?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've done some colonic irrigation in the past.. Is it similar?

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I've done some colonic irrigation in the past.. Is it similar?

very but they use the polish method

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've only ever used polish on my shoes, but I'm sure it would be fun to try

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I've only ever used polish on my shoes, but I'm sure it would be fun to try

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iam game if you are,but you first

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