FabSwingers.com forum: Our Story :)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This works fairly well on the old Facebook/Twitter

We all get to write a fictional story TOGETHER #Bonding

Ill start and also do the second line of the story then you contribute (keep it short)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Book"

Once upon a time

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A far away place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not too far from birr in co.offally lived an

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Lived a young couple mid to late thirtys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was deaf and he was blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They communicated through interpretive dance... She was pretty good he was shocking a bit kinda like a d*unk Enda Kenny

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

But with a head on him like a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A very old sweeping brush.

Before he went to bed, each night he'd call the wife in and say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come er will ye and scratch me balls for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously she couldn't hear him so he yelled "woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As he shook his arms and hands to get across what he was sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you don't answer me back right now I'm heading to Mary's (Harney) house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign language was never his fortè

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

But he did make up for it in Other ways, he was truly skilled at...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..managing to do complete u turns without giving it a second thought, but then there was his friend, Eamon, and often at night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... was a skilled man with a broom handle

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Himself and eamon would head over to Mary's house to........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To play twister as the national twister completion was coming up soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All was going well until Mary was put in a in compromised position. Both Eamon and Enda looked at each other (even though Enda is blind

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

And realised endas guide dog had got involved in the Game of Twister, this was....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..quite a coincidence, because doggy style was his favourite position when he was fucking the peasants of the land, but never before had be felt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Such joy because on the other hand he loves animal farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years he had been milking the bull in the field opposite to make his homemade cheese which friends and family....

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

Being that he was Blind he had never actually seen it! But had Decided very quickly that it was not his scene. Mary Had introduced him to...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"For years he had been milking the bull in the field opposite to make his homemade cheese which friends and family...."

..thought was saltier than a sailor's mickey on a windy day, but they didn't complain for fear of being put in a nursing home which would then be closed due to lack of funding. Still, they loved the way Mary seemed to..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

His bi side not Eamon was being milked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New chapter "The Morning After"

Enda wakes up, stretches his arm across the bed to see if His missus is still there. She is. It was obviously all a big dream.

But saying that he did have sexual relations with the woman in the dreams Mary (Harney)

He gets up to make coffee, signals to missus if wants ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some more cock before he goes making the coffee

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 28/08/13 09:48:08]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and then he'll try making some more poor people, as it's actually better than sex, but after that he'd love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a tandem skydive jump with Mary (harney)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He sends Mary a message on Bebo (old networking site) ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They had to change the name from Biffo to bebo due to legal implications but...

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Mary had deleted her profile cos

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 28/08/13 10:13:17]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She got hounded with mail from males

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 28/08/13 10:15:10]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Who wanted to play with one of her arses, and also with her..

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

So mary had an idea....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her idea was to randomly call round to Endas which is a coincidence because Enda was dreaming/thinking of her... Up she steps

Knocks on the door ******

Obviously Endas missus doesn't answer it because

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

She is tied to the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With lipstick arrows on her chest and belly pointing downwards with the words.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll up, roll up! Have a free turn"

Enda opens the door- "Mary you must special powers"

How do you know it's me Enda ? You sure you're.......

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Blind!!! Enda repies 'yes but i'd know your perfume anywhere it's.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

the one that smells like poor people, and you know how much I love

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Poor people but....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

they're just so smelly sometimes. Anyway, Mary, you look really well today. Did anyone ever tell you you look a bit like Marty Morrissey? Come over here so I can..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show you what I've done to herself! Now don't be surprised when ya see her mart... I mean Mary

He open bedroom door

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

OMG, Mary shrieks, is that a chocolate cake that I can see in the house across the fields, as she seductively opened..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her massive mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Focusing so much on the Chocolate cake she doesn't even bad an eye lid to the whole Endas missus on the bed strapped.

Enda doesn't see Mary Harney leaving he just here's lots of shuffling ...

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Heading downstairs n out the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On her way Out Mary was thinking

WOW I DON'T REMEMBER A STAIR ON THE WAY IN

*she rushed and hovers over to the cake in the window*

Enda's guide dog chases her

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..as Enda thinks to himself that Gilmore really wouldn't like it if he realised that he was called that, but then he remembered..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That there's actually zero craic out of it Mary anyways so he goes "feck this I'm gonna try sly tap endas missus"

He walks into the house he knows she won't hear him so he doesn't call/shout out - so he just walk right in finds her in the room

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

she bumps into Biffo and Bertie who are just dropping off their monthly few quid for Mary to keep her mouth shut and one of her three chins drop in shock as

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..she sees Gilmore getting his kit off, revealing the length of timber that he has strapped to his back as a substitute for his non existent spine, and suddenly realising that he really doesn't have any balls. Quick as a flash, she whips out..

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By *heritoWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

A spare set of balls she always carries around with her

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and quickly assembles two ball gags, one for Eamon and one for Enda, as she whips out her enormous mickey..

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Which she normally keeps in her handbag beside the brown envelopes she gets from...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy the plasterer and.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..various other racehorses that she socialises with, but then she notices..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tesco meat truck

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

That Bertie was using as a mobile brothel to make some extra......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

training for the jockeys between races

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but there was a problem

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Her mickey was just to big to fit in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but good auld bertie had a solution in his

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bag of tricks- he pulls out Ming Flanagan ********** and magic gold dust filled the room!

Withing seconds they were off their ROCKER and started singing old Westlife songs (the Louise Walsh era Westside songs)

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

devious brain and with a eurika moment he shouts " Lets call that little ride Lucinda, she is always good for a mind fuck" or better again ring Beverly Cooper Flynn and lets get a real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

taste of a dried up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prune that she is! Dried up Beverly prune juice would go down well right now.

Basically everyone gets the leg over they all live happily ever after.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

But then, just as Eamon licked the last of Enda 's knob juice off Mary's shoe, the door swung open, and there, buck naked, stood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

michael Healy Rae with a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lifesize doll of his brother Jackie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and a fucking enormous telephone bill, and he burst into the room and jumped on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the bed to find his reading glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Covered on cum from all of the guests. Wipes the cum off of Roy Keane's trousers (We didn't notice Roy coming in the slippery fuck)

Roy freaks, does a two footed tackle on Mary Harney..

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who slips on endas knob juice and goes ass over tits onto

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A donkey that happened to be passing, and as they galloped into the distance, she shouted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh give it too me you horny fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no se lo digas angela o ella gravará por correrse en la boca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she replies what does that mean as she gets

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..a headache trying to figure out what language it is, and if it could possibly mean something like a sale at the local cake shop, and her and the donkey are heading in the opposite direction, but just then...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..she looked it up on Google translate, but ended up slightly confused as it told her it meant something to do with cumming in angela's mouth, and then she dreamt of bending ms Merkel over, and giving her someof what she's given the Irish people for the last few years, but then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

angela was taxing men on deposits

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Although she herself also had a big schlong of her own, which Enda and Eamon used to clean for her after she was finished with the Greeks, and Mary now wondered if..

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Although she herself also had a big schlong of her own, which Enda and Eamon used to clean for her after she was finished with the Greeks, and Mary now wondered if.. "
she was in big trouble with the r.s.p.c.a.cause of her relationship wit the donkey

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best...

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best... "

equine this side of bombay

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best...

equine this side of bombay"

..once you left Pat Rabbitte out of it, although he was hardly a whole horse, more of a horse's arse really. Suddenly, as she galloped along, she realised it was all just a dream, and she awoke in her boudoir, to find Enda...

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best...

equine this side of bombay

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Giving Bertie a golden shower

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

getting a saddle and putting it on her back and headed for the Laytown Races

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

But Bertie was charging money for it, even though he had no back account, and lucinda produced a whip, it must have been for another whip around for Bertie, but instead,..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A loud siren went on and in dashes and dashingly good looking dude called Daithi - "Daithi the dasher"

In an absolutely ridiculous redder accent he goes

"How ya now, I'm here. And my ball bag is fully loaded"

Daithi "The Dasher" within the space of 15 mins had everyone left a right off including the women/ men and Roy Keane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who happened to be wearing a tutu that day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he was showing off his hairy legs at an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhibition in how veet doesn't work on men, when into

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Distance there was a cry for help. "The dasher" looked in the distance/ then looked at Roy they both scurry over.

Roy wins the race..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

And turns round, kicking Dáithí on the leg shouts "take that, you cunt" before running to..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The aid

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Of Enda, since Bertie was now balls deep in him, while Eamon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

licks mary while shes giving the blow up doll

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

a make over to look like Eamon Dunphy's drug dealer

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and then suddenly, just when nobody was expecting it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your best friends wife called around....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And was wondering what Roy Keane and co. we're doing!

The best friends wife also sees Daithi "the dasher" o'shea and heaps of government suits and decides to just dish out hand jobs to whoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's another case of jobs for the boys but with a twist, so once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... All the JOBS were HAND-ed out someone asks

"SO, you're the wife of who? Which best friend?"

To which she replied...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

.."yes, that's right. How did you know? Most people think that the good doctor is just a fictional character who travels through time on a regular basis, but I'm married to him, so I'm the wife of who. Now does anyone else want a hand job?" to which a young, good looking man named Michael replied...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There here is a blow up doll of my brother Jackie" however the man himself is at home with his big bachelor head on hi...

*The wife cuts Michael short* says:

"Mr. Healy Rae, for all the hurls in Kilkenny I wouldn't ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face time chat you as......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Your face is just too big, unlike your..

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Your sisters who I have many a time

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and sometimes they even..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come with me when arrange a gang bang and take one for the team when there's a real ugly bloke

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and with that, Michael Healy Rae interjected,saying "listen here to me you, yerra, sure aren't the roads around Kilgarvan the besht roads in the country, because we never dig them up for pipe laying, but if you were to bend yourself over there missy, I'd do some pipe laying of my own right here and now. Sure don't I have the biggest dick that ever entered the Dáil, although he's at home with the simpleton of a brother at the moment " But just as he was about to take her from behind, out of the bushes stepped...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dick Spring. If you're referring to me being at home with you're brother well I guess I saw past his conceiving little ways. He sent me an image of Sausages in a pan to lure me over. Turns out they were only Denny sausages (Only 57% Pork)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and with that, things just got worse, but just when it looked like our story couldn't get any more absurd...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A loud siren went off and a flash beam descended over the skies. A white man dressed in all pink with glasses appeared.

It was god in the form of Graham Norton

"Come Forth" he cried

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"yerra would ya ever feck off with yourself, sure didn't the other 6 fella's cum already, so I'll be cumming seventh instead of fourth, but sure musha, haven't you a lovely arse altogether, for a Cork man, although begob, you don't sound a bit like Roy Keane or Seán Óg Ó HAilpín, or any of them Cork hoors at all at all." With that, Graham Norton skipped across the field and into the local pub, where..

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Where jackie heally ray was sitting at the bar with a pint in his hand and the tractor parked outside

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..and he buying drinks for all and sundry, and claiming it on Michael's expenses, and sittingin one lap was Mary Ó Rourke, and on the other was Mary Lou, and they dropping the hand on him, but sadly, he couldn't get it on with them because...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

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"..and he buying drinks for all and sundry, and claiming it on Michael's expenses, and sittingin one lap was Mary Ó Rourke, and on the other was Mary Lou, and they dropping the hand on him, but sadly, he couldn't get it on with them because... "

Because the viagra he'd bought on eBay Was bogey and just gave him a pain in.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

His little toe, although it could hardly be called little anymore, but sometimes he could use it to..

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over a year ago

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Tickle willie o dea's beard with it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

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...which in itself was quite an achievement, since Willie didn't even have a beard, but that goes to show just how bad the Viagra really was. He swore he'd never buy anything from Michael Lowry again, but in the meantime, he decided it would be nice to...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Just freak out....

Jackie Healy Rae lets out a roar pretty similar to one on those dragons in those shitty Harry Potter movies...

"Be gone the lot of ye,fuck back to the cities ye tinkers and leave us country folk alone" he said

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"and let us get on with our lives in the way us country folk are accustomed to. It's not like there's anything even wrong with loving animals, sure some of them even remind me of..."

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over a year ago

... one time when I was at band camp and one of the instruments broke we had to take apart a pig and use its stomach as a bag pipe.

Word got out that some of the lads were trying to ri.... Ara why am I explaining myself to you lot"

He lets out another roar and yells

"Up Drink Driving"

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

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"...which in itself was quite an achievement, since Willie didn't even have a beard, but that goes to show just how bad the Viagra really was. He swore he'd never buy anything from Michael Lowry again, but in the meantime, he decided it would be nice to... "
give Marylou some advice on how to get Gerry addams to notice her undying love

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