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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you know when brown bread is toasted......??

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"How do you know when brown bread is toasted......?? "

Toasting brown bread is a serious offence,,its just not acceptable in polite society,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke tends to give the game away!

Maybe even the flames??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you're dead you're described as brown bread, or in some places toast. Therefore, by a simple process, I deduce that brown bread is actually toast. Qod Est Demonstrandum.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Schrodinger's cat might eat it on you if you're not careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ususally know its done when it pops up out of the toaster again

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder.... "

But what if the toaster is faulty and one side isn't working? It could have disastrous consequences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder.... "

The correct answer is ^^^^ therefore Fran you have now been bestowed the honor of asking the next question.....

Off ye go there Fran....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Yeah. C'mon Fran, ya big teacher's pet ya!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder....

The correct answer is ^^^^ therefore Fran you have now been bestowed the honor of asking the next question.....

Off ye go there Fran.... "

Ok listen up boys and girls. It's a hard one........it's a two part question. Part one is .......when is bond goin to get laid.. And part two who is the unlucky girl goin to be..???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

That's a trick question, isn't it? Lol

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"That's a trick question, isn't it? Lol "

Wrong answer mick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Lol.. think like Fran, think like Fran. .. Ok, it's very soon, and the lady is miss piggy?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

If you cant toast brown bread you might aswell just try burning water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you cant toast brown bread you might aswell just try burning water"

Are we on rewind here ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep up lads will ye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sssshhh houch if you have time to type your not thinking. Hmmmm bond now that is a hard one. Maybe if we raffle him for a good cause. Feck it I'm stumped hope the next question is easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder.... "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder....

The correct answer is ^^^^ therefore Fran you have now been bestowed the honor of asking the next question.....

Off ye go there Fran....

Ok listen up boys and girls. It's a hard one........it's a two part question. Part one is .......when is bond goin to get laid.. And part two who is the unlucky girl goin to be..???"

not got the ans to part 1 but a possible ans to part 2 would be ms moneypenny or pussy galore

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder....

The correct answer is ^^^^ therefore Fran you have now been bestowed the honor of asking the next question.....

Off ye go there Fran....

Ok listen up boys and girls. It's a hard one........it's a two part question. Part one is .......when is bond goin to get laid.. And part two who is the unlucky girl goin to be..???

not got the ans to part 1 but a possible ans to part 2 would be ms moneypenny or pussy galore "

Lol are they on here

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago


"Get a toaster.. Put brown bread in one of the slots and white bread in the other one. Turn it on. When the white one is toasted, the brown will be done as well. Enjoy... Tomorrow we'll try cooking something a little harder.... "

brilliant. Some things just make me laugh, daft and all as they are.

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