FabSwingers.com forum: Funny sayings related to swinging scene

By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

In my time in this scene have come across some funny sayings. I'm gonna start with this

one:

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Please add any you may know or have heard....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't shag her with yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the size of that u cud knock a fireplace out with that ...

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

i wouldn't let him put the wheelie bin out incase someone seen him

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Another one

I wouldn't ride her into battle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friend wants to know if you will ride me?

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"my friend wants to know if you will ride me?"

I even know the girl in Midlands who uses that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radion wouldn't shift that.

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

i wouldnt touch him with the end of a shitty stick

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

She would suck chrome off a ball hitch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wud'nt get on her, to get over a wall

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By *ardtofindMan
over a year ago

galway

If you gave her a kick in the ass more mickies would fall out of her that would make a walking stick for the man in the moon xx

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By *endoverbeckyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

noway her pussy so wide it be like throwin a sausage down o'connell street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she can suck like a Dyson..

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

She's seen more pricks than a dartboard...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

She has a head like an open sore on a rats hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a head like a witch doctors rattle. One that would scare rats out of a ditch

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When I started this I kinda meant it to be for sayings in good and bad way. Most so far seem to be bvad against women in general. Maybe thats just the ones we know but surely some nice ones out there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd give a snowman a horn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tide would.nt take him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if my dog had a face like that i'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a face like a chewed caramel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even cilit wouldn't bang her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even cilit wouldn't bang her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not fuck her with your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear wouldn't hug him

The tide wouldn't take her out

He wouldn't get a ride at aintree

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she can suck like a Dyson..

is that a quote said about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now this one is a bit rough..so thru ur fingers folks

ur pussy soo good id eat the wheels off your menstrual cycle

sry folks...cringe...duuuuuuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

She has a fanny like a clowns pocket...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She'd put a horn on ya, that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My other favourite...

I've a load in me bag that'd shampoo a donkey!

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

He'd ride himself if he could turn around fast enough ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bill

yes ali

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She has a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya can't lift her,don't shift her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya can't hide her,don't ride her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya pinch her in the ass,she wouldn't feel it till next week!

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

She could do the rubiks cube with her tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other favourite...

I've a load in me bag that'd shampoo a donkey!

Hahaha!!!!

I just spit my coffee out Mikey!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My other favourite...

I've a load in me bag that'd shampoo a donkey!

Hahaha!!!!

I just spit my coffee out Mikey!!

Always swallow. Never spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

Not me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now this one is a bit rough..so thru ur fingers folks

ur pussy soo good id eat the wheels off your menstrual cycle

sry folks...cringe...duuuuuuck"
Ohh bloody yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so good...she'd suck the crome off a ball hitch.

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

Not me of course

Mrs same I'm shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits like a couple of fried eggs on a bread board

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By *ilkyBoxersMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My favourite is..... I know a bloke so unlucky that if he fell into a bag full of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he looks like a bulldog chewin a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone from Cork will know this one...Don't risk it let O'Brien shift it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldnt satisfy her with a bucket of dicks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd take on to put an arse on a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a face on him like a slapped arse

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She's the original good time that was had by all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i had a field full of cocks i still wudnt give her one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck that??..no way id rather suck the fluff out of a gypsies bellybutton!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bear wudnt hug her! the tide wudnt bring her out! the sea wudnt wave at her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that girl could suck a farmers arse through a whin bush backwards!

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By *ilkyBoxersMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Or has a face like it got a belt of a wet lettuce.... Lol

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

She gives a blowjob like a rotweiller eating hot porridge

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Podge and Rodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Podge and Rodge."

podge n rodge,they were brill!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She's no show pony but she'd do for a ride around the house.

Podge and Rodge again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's no show pony but she'd do for a ride around the house.

Podge and Rodge again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's had more dick ends than weekends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning after, over breakfast she says to me "my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage"....."yeah I bet it had a cock-r-too in it"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ass is so big it wipes out her footprints when she walk on the sand..

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Well it ain't going to lick Itself darling xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock a doodle doooooo any cock will dooooooooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it and see!!

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By *timulationMan
over a year ago

sexerotica

She's been around the track more times than the hare !!

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

I wouldn't say she was big but the light bulb was burning my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would take you a fortnight to run round her!and

shed haunt your house for a pound!

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

I wouldn't say she was wide but knocked Nik Wallenda of his rope with me cock entering her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your lipstick on my dipstick.

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By *unkeyMan
over a year ago

Clare

my cock was so hard today,u cuda herd cattle wit it

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By *iobraidarannMan
over a year ago

.. south

She has a clit like a wizards sleeve!

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

My cock is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.

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