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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

I became a gardener because I had read about all the bored housewives cavorting with their gardeners. Where have they gone? Was it all a myth? Who wants their garden landscaped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I became a gardener because I had read about all the bored housewives cavorting with their gardeners. Where have they gone? Was it all a myth? Who wants their garden landscaped? "

..funny as always...Michael ur the living proof that fab is shallow and bad for the soul, an obviously funny genuine guy!!!

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any


"I became a gardener because I had read about all the bored housewives cavorting with their gardeners. Where have they gone? Was it all a myth? Who wants their garden landscaped? "

I do, whats the catch ?

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By *ameraWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I became a gardener because I had read about all the bored housewives cavorting with their gardeners. Where have they gone? Was it all a myth? Who wants their garden landscaped? "

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


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I do, whats the catch ? "

There's no catch at all, once you have one of those bored housewives on the premises

The garden is optional

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"

I do, whats the catch ?

There's no catch at all, once you have one of those bored housewives on the premises

The garden is optional "

are the bored and garden o ya and housewife a must?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah sure, everything is negotiable

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs

Do U think that's some thing U could work with

No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U

However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs

Do U think that's some thing U could work with

No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U

However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy "

But does the wife come with a guarantee ??

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs

Do U think that's some thing U could work with

No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U

However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy

But does the wife come with a guarantee ?? "

I am afraid she's out of warranty but s good runner doesn't drink much and only a few lumps and bumps which can be expected due to age

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.

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By *uietman1964Man
over a year ago

carlow

well with the rain falling here now Michael...you will have very little watering to do in the garden...might give you more time to relieve the bored ladies..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue. "

I am sure we could come to some arrangement

I can guarantee she will blow ur mind

The kitchen needs painting

The hall needs tiles

U know ur self the usual stuff

last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.

I am sure we could come to some arrangement

I can guarantee she will blow ur mind

The kitchen needs painting

The hall needs tiles

U know ur self the usual stuff

last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her

"

So basically what you're saying is; lots of work, but not much chance of the ride

Remind me again how this is an improvement on my current situation

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Well now ull have two so therefor double the chance of a ride and if ur lucky they may even tag team U

Has to be an improvment

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

What ? Does the priest come as part of the package?

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By *uietman1964Man
over a year ago

carlow


"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.

I am sure we could come to some arrangement

I can guarantee she will blow ur mind

The kitchen needs painting

The hall needs tiles

U know ur self the usual stuff

last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her

So basically what you're saying is; lots of work, but not much chance of the ride

Remind me again how this is an improvement on my current situation "

The diffeence is that if you get the job, at least there is a chance of getting some ...

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