FabSwingers.com forum: Back to School Midlands Coffee Morning

By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

☕😂 **BACK TO SCHOOL COFFEE MORNING** 😂☕

**MONDAY 7TH SEPTEMBER | 10:30AM – 1:00PM**

The kids are BACK… and frankly, **we deserve a medal.** 🏅

Drop the kids to school, then immediately forget what you’re supposed to be doing for the rest of the day. 😂

Running late for work?

Stuck in traffic? 🚗

“Not feeling well”? 🤒

Boss asking where you are?

**WE’VE GOT YOU.** 😉

Just make an excuse and **COME!**

Lady N Red is hosting their **annual Back to School Coffee Morning** — because if we can survive 8 weeks of children at home, we can definitely justify a few hours of coffee, chats, laughs and questionable decisions. ☕🥂😂

**10:30AM – 1:00PM**

Come for the coffee…

Stay for the gossip…

Leave when you’ve forgotten what day it is. 😜

❤️ **Lady N Red**

*Because back to school should be celebrated by the parents too!*

This for both verified and non verified accounts.

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By *er50Man
1 week ago

athlone

May I be lucky enough for an invite x

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By *ensualDivaWoman
1 week ago

Galway, Mayo

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By *exyScientistsCouple
1 week ago

Castlebar

Think I can make this one, depending on location ☕️ ☕️ ☕️

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

"Think I can make this one, depending on location ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ "

Keep going straight until you see something that looks familiar. If nothing does, congratulations, you’re in the right place.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
1 week ago

Home

The theme tune for back to school should be the theme tune from Glenroe

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

somewhere

Im bunking off work on the friday / Saturday and sunday to go on on fab glamping weekend

Can you give me a sick note for the Monday please

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
1 week ago

dublin

Love the thoughts of going on the hop for a social.

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

Will that do

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

# **UNOFFICIAL MEDICAL CERTIFICATE**

**Patient:** Bogman

**Date of absence:** Monday, 7 September

**Condition:** *Acute Post-Debauchery Exhaustion Syndrome (APDES)*

This is to confirm that **Bogman** is medically, emotionally and quite possibly spiritually **unfit for work** on 7 September following an intensive weekend of **swingers glamping, recreational mischief and sustained levels of fun far beyond what the human body was designed to withstand**.

Symptoms currently include:

* Severe fatigue

* General uselessness

* Inability to distinguish Monday from Saturday night

* Profound loss of motivation

* Questionable memories

* An urgent need to lie horizontally

* A strong aversion to responsibility

* Generalised *“Jesus Christ, what happened?”* syndrome

Following careful assessment, it is the professional opinion of absolutely nobody qualified to make such a diagnosis that **Bogman requires a minimum of one full day of bed rest, hydration, light snacks and zero expectations from his employer.**

He is therefore advised to **remain at home, avoid strenuous activity and refrain from making any further poor decisions until fully recovered.**

**Prognosis:** Good, provided he is not invited anywhere interesting.

*This document is intended entirely for comedic purposes and is not a genuine medical certificate.*

**Signed:**

Dr. Definitely-Not-A-Real-Doctor

Consultant in Advanced Debauchery Recovery

*Department of Questionable Life Choices*

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By *exyScientistsCouple
1 week ago

Castlebar

Brilliant 👏 👏 🤣

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By *exyScientistsCouple
1 week ago

Castlebar

"Think I can make this one, depending on location ☕️ ☕️ ☕️

Keep going straight until you see something that looks familiar. If nothing does, congratulations, you’re in the right place."

Story of my life 🫣

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

somewhere

"Love the thoughts of going on the hop for a social. "

Haven't heard that phrase in years

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By *alon1977Man
1 week ago

ballina

That is Excellent.

Well Done

Such a good giggle i got from that.

# **UNOFFICIAL MEDICAL CERTIFICATE**

**Patient:** Bogman

**Date of absence:** Monday, 7 September

**Condition:** *Acute Post-Debauchery Exhaustion Syndrome (APDES)*

Symptoms currently include:

* Severe fatigue

* General uselessness

* Inability to distinguish Monday from Saturday night

* Profound loss of motivation

* Questionable memories

* An urgent need to lie horizontally

* A strong aversion to responsibility

* Generalised *“Jesus Christ, what happened?”* syndrome

He is therefore advised to **remain at home, avoid strenuous activity and refrain from making any further poor decisions until fully recovered.**

**Prognosis:** Good, provided he is not invited anywhere interesting.

*This document is intended entirely for comedic purposes and is not a genuine medical certificate.*

**Signed:**

Dr. Definitely-Not-A-Real-Doctor

Consultant in Advanced Debauchery Recovery

*Department of Questionable Life Choices*

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By *ol_ieMan
1 week ago

Dublin West

Would have enjoyed this but am on my way back from France that day after a work trip.

Always love a coffee social in the week and these ladies are both good company.

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By *amesnw27Man
1 week ago

Manchester

I'm definitely up for a coffee social.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

I’d love to attend after a long summer. Roll on school being back 😂🥳🥳

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
1 week ago

Longford

Please message the profile directly

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
7 days ago

Longford

"I’d love to attend after a long summer. Roll on school being back 😂🥳🥳"

Back to School it is

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By *he Naked TradesmanMan
7 days ago

allover

Id love to try and make it

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By *og-ManMan
7 days ago

somewhere

"I’d love to attend after a long summer. Roll on school being back 😂🥳🥳

Back to School it is"

Obviously a teacher

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By *ing PaddyMan
7 days ago

South County Dublin

I would like an invite please

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
7 days ago

Athlone

"I’d love to attend after a long summer. Roll on school being back 😂🥳🥳

Back to School it is

Obviously a teacher "

Possible detention

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By *rishTwirlCouple
7 days ago

Clare

Looking forward to this finally making a morning one.

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
4 days ago

Longford

"Looking forward to this finally making a morning one.

We'll have the kettle on

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By *AMBOLADMan
4 days ago

Dunboyne

With a bit of luck,hopefully I’ll make this one.

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By *izzKathrynWoman
2 days ago

Drogheda

Ah I think I need to make excuses and get to this ladies 😀

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By *ady N Red Socials OP Couple (FF)
2 days ago

Longford

"With a bit of luck,hopefully I’ll make this one."

You might become a regular

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By *AMBOLADMan
2 days ago

Dunboyne

"With a bit of luck,hopefully I’ll make this one.

You might become a regular "

I’ve been trying to do that all year,but the universe had other plans for me

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By *oradMan
1 day ago

South Central Dublin

Daytime coffee mornings? Brilliant!!!

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By *rCupidMan
9 hours ago

Cavan

Interested

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By *ustFunNGamesMan
8 hours ago

visiting all

Hi. I'm sure im on a coffee break at this time, looking for a good cappuccino, invite to good coffee and chat would be great

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By *heilsWoman
7 hours ago

Midlands

I've no one back to school but always happy to escape the house and work for a while. No better people to spend a morning with

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