FabSwingers.com forum: best and worst chat up lines

By *itty14 OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Ok ladies and gents lets be having them,heard a few on ray darcy this morning they were very funny."hi "says he"ur name must be gillette the best a man can get"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely girl came up to me at a student party and asked: "Do you know your left ball hangs lower than your right?"

She was a trainee nurse and we had an amazing discussion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you have pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you were a door id bang you all night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Top would look lovely on my bedroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Top would look lovely on my bedroom floor. "

I dont have a top on wexi

but for you I will put one on just for you to take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you a parking ticket ? cause you got fine written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often

well come to my place and come as often as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u fall frm heaven?cos yur face is pretty messed up!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

you don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever seen a dick in space? Wanna see mine in ur anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember my name cause you will be screaming it out later.

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By *arthGMan
over a year ago

sidcup

Fancy a bum?if they look confused offer to buy a glass of rum

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you lie on your belly in bed? No? Do you mind if I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur eyes are like spanners.... Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a mirror in your knickers cause I see myself in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your surname Jacobs? Cause im crackers for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *itty14 OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Excellent haha keep them coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your belly for a lodger ! Would you go halves in a bastard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funniest i ever heard was'Hi, would you like to go half's on a bastard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna have sex? No? Wanna lie there so I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be something wrong with my eyes I can't stop staring at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs ago and this is true I was out, and this bloke came up to me handed my fifty pence coin and said

Ring your mum your coming home with me tonight .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Yrs ago and this is true I was out, and this bloke came up to me handed my fifty pence coin and said

Ring your mum your coming home with me tonight . "

You did well out of that. I'd say you made 30p profit, as well as getting the ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yrs ago and this is true I was out, and this bloke came up to me handed my fifty pence coin and said

Ring your mum your coming home with me tonight .

You did well out of that. I'd say you made 30p profit, as well as getting the ride! "
Ohhh Michael I did not go home with him but he rang me and we arranged to met the following week.

So that night a guy cane over to me on the dance floor and after a few mins I asked him what's your name.

He stood back with a startled look I met you last week and have spoken to you on the phone I did not remember him oooopppssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a knife! "
that is the best one ever !!!!!!??????

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

"I've got a knife! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw keith lemon do a chat up on tv one night.he gets a girl to touch his shirt.then says does that feel like boyfriend material lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not the best looking here.. but im talking to ya

just love to hear somebody actually say it ha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Would you like to come to a funeral? I'm hoping to bury the baldy lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u hear that?...................... my heart skipping a beat when i saw u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is leavin here in 15 mins . Ya wanna be on it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip ur finger into ur drink than tap her on the shoulder and say...comm'on let's get u out of those wet clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Name Is Dick !!! Do You Like It ????? Works Every-time Lads !! Lol xxx

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By *quarius tvTV/TS
over a year ago

ballymena

Im making a porno film would u like to star in it wit me lol no film tho best ever sex tho twas amazzzzzzzzzin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once yo go Greek you don't walk for a week, I'm from Athens by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here I am, what are your other two wishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you don't sweat much for a fat lass

Soooooo rude!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you risk it for a biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you don't sweat much for a fat lass

Soooooo rude!!!!!

its a joke ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ur hot..................shame no1 else does lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

does this smell like chloroform to you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friend wants to know if you will shift me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good this .but wtked every.time for a friend of mine..ok he was tall and gorgeous..but he'd stand near the entrance to the women's loos in a busy pub/ club and when a good lookin girl came out he'd ask

' so......u do a piss or a shit'

Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not good this .but wtked every.time for a friend of mine..ok he was tall and gorgeous..but he'd stand near the entrance to the women's loos in a busy pub/ club and when a good lookin girl came out he'd ask

' so......u do a piss or a shit'

Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh !"
and did he pull with that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can run faster horny than you can scared.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Would you like to be buried with my people...

.. today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' so......u do a piss or a shit'

Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh ! and did he pull with that line

Yip..lol..tho I dnt it mattered what he would have said..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lick yu out like lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs on the mornings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a fine looking heiffer, do you need milking

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