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By *B and Vics OP   Couple
3 days ago

Co Antrim

Following on from the other thread about using rental cottages etc I wanted to ask what's the biggest clean up you've done after a mess you've made.

We've used airbnbs, booking.com etc for group fun. In one we did wax play and it was all very well until someone shook the sheet that had been laid down and scattered UV wax like glitter all over a carpeted room. We literally scraped it up on our hands on knees and now I know we need a portable vacuum cleaner in our swinging kit.

But we did it and left the place looking clean and we had no follow up or complaints. Phew!

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 days ago

Belfast

I've never created a mess in an hotel room or Airbnb but speaking to someone I used to know through fab who was housekeeper for a couple of Airbnbs some people really don't give a fuck.

Numerous people wrecking houses and leaving used condoms on the floor and mattresses having to be replaced because they had been pissed over.

I'd love to know what their own homes look like.

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By *oxy_xxxWoman
3 days ago

Belfast

The hot tub at some parties we have had have been a little questionable. So we drained and cleaned one before. I believe guiness and fake tan was to blame for it's colour.

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

I won't name names but I did see a video once of a hotel room after a social a few years ago

Honestly never seen anything like it

It was like a hurricane had swept through the room

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u

Once a regular guest to some of Tantrics parties in AirBnbs broke a bed frame and took zero responsibility for it and left early. He spent the following morning doing his best with other guests to fix it with spreader plates washer nuts and bolts from a hastily arranged trip to Woodies. Came up with a plausible reason to house owner and all was good in the end. We find if you are renting the property get all attending to share price and take responsibility for cleaning as they go including a group effort to clean at the end.

Hope that helps xxx

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By *B and Vics OP   Couple
3 days ago

Co Antrim


"The hot tub at some parties we have had have been a little questionable. So we drained and cleaned one before. I believe guiness and fake tan was to blame for it's colour. "

I'm imagining poo coloured!

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By *asual777Man
3 days ago

i travel all over

I am sort of banned from day use it seems under one email address . It strangely coincided with one afternoon where a sex machine was trialled on a female Fwb

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By *B and Vics OP   Couple
3 days ago

Co Antrim


"I am sort of banned from day use it seems under one email address . It strangely coincided with one afternoon where a sex machine was trialled on a female Fwb "

At least it wasn't a sybian.

I used a fuck machine and couldn't figure out the settings. The issue was the strike length. I know it's adjustable but we didn't have time at the party to figure it all out.

But then we used a sybian at the same party and holy fuck but you'd know that thing was operating in the next town. My friend said it was like sitting on a tractor (and had about the same effect)

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By *B and Vics OP   Couple
3 days ago

Co Antrim


"I am sort of banned from day use it seems under one email address . It strangely coincided with one afternoon where a sex machine was trialled on a female Fwb

At least it wasn't a sybian.

I used a fuck machine and couldn't figure out the settings. The issue was the strike length. I know it's adjustable but we didn't have time at the party to figure it all out.

But then we used a sybian at the same party and holy fuck but you'd know that thing was operating in the next town. My friend said it was like sitting on a tractor (and had about the same effect) "

*Stroke length

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By *oxy_xxxWoman
3 days ago

Belfast


"I am sort of banned from day use it seems under one email address . It strangely coincided with one afternoon where a sex machine was trialled on a female Fwb

At least it wasn't a sybian.

I used a fuck machine and couldn't figure out the settings. The issue was the strike length. I know it's adjustable but we didn't have time at the party to figure it all out.

But then we used a sybian at the same party and holy fuck but you'd know that thing was operating in the next town. My friend said it was like sitting on a tractor (and had about the same effect) "

Yes I could feel it upstairs lol

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