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By *imerick lady OP   Woman
3 days ago

suburbs

I’m sure we’ve all experienced this 🤣🤣

What’s your biggest message icks/turn offs.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
3 days ago

Home

The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

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By *he KakapoMan
3 days ago

A nice rock

"Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

Hi

I tend to answer most messages apart from the ones that just say that

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By *imerick lady OP   Woman
3 days ago

suburbs


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣"

Woops 🫣🤣

Agree with you on daddy

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork

'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry

Can I ask you a question?

I'm in your area you free.

How u?

Or just Hi.

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u

...Im a bi male, even though im down as straight. Oh and ill let you suck my dick but wont kiss you...

...i dont need to be photo or meet verified i know im real...

...what are your single profile names...

...oh my partners dog died she cant make it after all but i can...

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 days ago

Limerick City

"""""If you dont send a photo in your first msg dont bother""""

Oki doki , skip

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By *rCupidMan
3 days ago

Cavan


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine "

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village

Please don’t send genitalia pics … sends genitalia pics and video of genitalia.

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

When you check for messages when you wake up and you have a yellow box

Opens message full of excitement like christmas morning

Your site supporters pass expires in 5 days

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right. "

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

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By *he Pilot69Man
3 days ago


""""""If you dont send a photo in your first msg dont bother""""

Oki doki , skip "

This ☝️ 💯 👍👍

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By *ascal26Man
3 days ago

.

“Hi”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his big toe”

“Do you go to mass on a Saturday evening or Sunday morning “

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


""""""If you dont send a photo in your first msg dont bother""""

Oki doki , skip

This ☝️ 💯 👍👍"

Yea especially from a new blank profile or photo unverified.

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


"“Hi”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his big toe”

“Do you go to mass on a Saturday evening or Sunday morning “ "

Both my child sadly its only a one priest parish lol

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By *imerick lady OP   Woman
3 days ago

suburbs


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

"

The pretending we chatted before is definitely up there - instant block

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By *imerick lady OP   Woman
3 days ago

suburbs


"Please don’t send genitalia pics … sends genitalia pics and video of genitalia. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork


"(snip) Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

"

I'm always surprised by the closed mindedness of some people here in the scene. Expecting a liberal attitude towards their own unconventional sex lives and putting down others with different types of unconventional sex lives is really icky.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
3 days ago

Ennis

Any message that blatantly ignores M's existence is an instant turn off. closely followed in second place by any message thats clearly typed one handed mid stroke

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By *rCupidMan
3 days ago

Cavan


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

"

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


"(snip) Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

I'm always surprised by the closed mindedness of some people here in the scene. Expecting a liberal attitude towards their own unconventional sex lives and putting down others with different types of unconventional sex lives is really icky."

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
3 days ago

Midlands

These give me the Ick

What are you into ?

How kinky are you ?

Giving their hotel name and room number

Looking for any fun nsa 8inch hard and thick

Text slang

Free now in city centre r u around for fun

In ur area u up 4 it

R un on Snapchat

Unsolicited Dick pics

Wanna 3some

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
3 days ago

Midlands

Oh and most of the previous posters comments

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By *affa31Woman
3 days ago

Galway


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

"

I don’t understand how boobs and pussies turn people on but they do and that’s fine 🤷🏻‍♀️

You don’t have to understand a kink but, unless it’s illegal, you can respect people’s choice to use it. Set your boundaries, don’t set them for other people.

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

"

The DDLG dynamic and any kink, bdsm, impact play, CNC are considered not normal and offensive by vanilla community. The reality is DDLG is totally consensual nothing got to do with children or parents, indeed consent is the corner stone of the kink community. We cant stop you being offended if its not for you move on. There is already too much shame in the world to call out people with kinks. People should be able to have their fun once its not hurting another. LG

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By *om TangoMan
3 days ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

"

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

"

An enlightened person would be able to see the comparison between saying something doesn't turn you on, and saying that it shouldn't turn anyone else on either.... And a swinger should be able to understand that not everyone is into the same stuff that they are, and that that's ok.

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By *om TangoMan
3 days ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan


"I’m sure we’ve all experienced this 🤣🤣

What’s your biggest message icks/turn offs.

"

What would you do with my wife.

Answer. I don’t know because we have yet to meet and talk about soft or hard no’s and I don’t even know if I’d make a connection with her. Now if your looking a cheap wank you have messaged the wrong guy

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one. "

Sorry I didn't mean to condemn people who have difficulties in this area. I should think a bit before typing sometimes.

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By *antrictterrierCouple
3 days ago

Coming to a county near u


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one. "

Great insight. As a dyslexic woman it can be very hard to communicate on line when your thoughts and ideas can be dismissed just because of a speeling mistake.

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one. "

I don't judge people over grammar or spelling. As I'm dyslexic myself, so I know how hard it can be at times.

Now text speak does it for me. As it completely confuses me, I'veto read some things about twenty times to understand it. To me it shows very little effort in talking to someone.

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By *rCupidMan
3 days ago

Cavan


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

An enlightened person would be able to see the comparison between saying something doesn't turn you on, and saying that it shouldn't turn anyone else on either.... And a swinger should be able to understand that not everyone is into the same stuff that they are, and that that's ok."

Filthy Nights thanks for the lesson in how to be sanctimonious, I will take it on board dude when I sign in for my Masters in Enlightenment next semester. Over and out chief 🤝

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By *he KakapoMan
3 days ago

A nice rock

Masters in Enlightenment

Is that what the collage kids call Arts these days

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By *om TangoMan
3 days ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one.

Sorry I didn't mean to condemn people who have difficulties in this area. I should think a bit before typing sometimes.

"

No offence taken on my behalf. Only decided to write that out so others can understand that not everyone is blessed with good grammar and it is a disability. And maybe someone will read this and know there is evening classes out there to help them.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork

Masters of Enlightenment. That's has a nice ring to it. Does anyone know how to change a profile name?

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By *rCupidMan
3 days ago

Cavan


"Masters of Enlightenment. That's has a nice ring to it. Does anyone know how to change a profile name? "

🤝🤝was hoping you’d like that one.

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By *ust_us999Couple
3 days ago

Somewhere

Either messages where you just get a dick pic, or messages that take you 5 minutes to decipher.

And we don't mind a bit of dirty talk, but warm us up first 😂

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By *he KakapoMan
3 days ago

A nice rock


"Masters of Enlightenment. That's has a nice ring to it. Does anyone know how to change a profile name? "

Anyone that doesn't know how to change their profile name doesn't deserve the title

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one.

Sorry I didn't mean to condemn people who have difficulties in this area. I should think a bit before typing sometimes.

No offence taken on my behalf. Only decided to write that out so others can understand that not everyone is blessed with good grammar and it is a disability. And maybe someone will read this and know there is evening classes out there to help them. "

I guess what I mean is that some people do enjoy reading nicely worded messages and I think it's good to make effort in a message.

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By *rCupidMan
3 days ago

Cavan


"'youse' or 'yous'

'are' instead of 'or'

'quiet' instead of 'quite'

Pretending that we spoke before when I know we didn't

Saying 'Can I ask you a question?'

Unfortunately it’s the way some of us are. Even writing this I’ve to put a lot of effort into it to try and not make a mistake. I even wrote But instead of put but thankfully I copped it before posting. I left school at 16 and couldn’t read or write very well. It was only in early 30’s that I went to night classes to learn to read and write. I still see some letters wrong but I’ve learned that I did to focus more when these letters or numbers are needed to write them. There is word I don’t know the difference in so I have to learn to write a sentence in a longer way to avoid these words. Thought through though. Them 3 words I honestly don’t know the difference. Your and you’re is another 2 words that I don’t know which is the right one.

Sorry I didn't mean to condemn people who have difficulties in this area. I should think a bit before typing sometimes.

No offence taken on my behalf. Only decided to write that out so others can understand that not everyone is blessed with good grammar and it is a disability. And maybe someone will read this and know there is evening classes out there to help them.

I guess what I mean is that some people do enjoy reading nicely worded messages and I think it's good to make effort in a message. "

This is something that I do agree with you on Filthy Nights.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 days ago

Westmeath The West.


"The word "daddy" sends a cold shiver down my spine

Exactly this.

Gives me the creeps, there’s no place in sexual place for using in parental names. It’s just not right.

There is a huge DDLG community on fab, ireland and worldwide that will find that comment extremely offensive and uneducated.

Used in a correct valid dynamic yes it is right but not everyone's cup of tea. Jeez I thought as swingers we were open to all views and kinks as long as not illegal or hurtful to others participating.

Each to their own I know. I am educated actually. What if I were to counter your argument and say I find using that word offensive?

I am a child of a parent and I am the parent of a child.

For me, in my opinion, the word Daddy has no place in sexual play, it turns my stomach & sorry if I offend anyone but I will never understand how someone finds it attractive or a turn on to use that name in a sexual manner.

"

So following this logic, I assume you have never called any lady "a good girl" in the heat of passion?

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS
3 days ago

Cardiff

Mine is…. I’ve been wearing my wife’s knickers, all day, wanna fuck?

I typically reply with a block or with a witty reply such as, ‘try wearing your own!’ They never get it lol

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
3 days ago

belfast

I just can’t be doing with “how’s u”

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village

What are you into?

Well hold on,let me get my list out.

I am sure you are in demand. Yeah there’s another one coming in 5 minutes. And then when he is done, later on another one.

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village

What are you up to ? Sends message at 1-2-3-4 am.

Oh I don’t know, sleeping maybe ??

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
3 days ago

Midlands


"I just can’t be doing with “how’s u” "

But how are you really?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork

"How's fab treating you?"

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By *eordie.Woman
3 days ago

The Sticks


""How's fab treating you?""

Seconded

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
3 days ago

The West

Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

The Saturday night special from a couples profile who think we'll fuck them on spec. "You guys free tomorrow night". The fuck we are.

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

On our couples profile I hate messages from men asking can they have sex with my partner for money because they're sugar daddy's

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
3 days ago

Newry

The only thing that truly gives me the ick are the ones from single folk that attach photos of themselves having sex with someone else.

Everything else I just put down to "not my cuppa"

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 days ago

Westmeath The West.


"What are you up to ? Sends message at 1-2-3-4 am.

Oh I don’t know, sleeping maybe ??

"

We've got messages from people at 1am looking to meet that night!..

Stuf like, "Wanna call over to ours now?"

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere


"What are you up to ? Sends message at 1-2-3-4 am.

Oh I don’t know, sleeping maybe ??

We've got messages from people at 1am looking to meet that night!..

Stuf like, "Wanna call over to ours now?""

That night could still be 18 hrs away from 1.00am ....just giving you notice

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry

Guys who message insisting we've chatted, when we haven't.

Or guys who you politely tell them not for me. Who constantly message after.

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village


"What are you up to ? Sends message at 1-2-3-4 am.

Oh I don’t know, sleeping maybe ??

We've got messages from people at 1am looking to meet that night!..

Stuf like, "Wanna call over to ours now?""

Yes, that too. Yeah sure come on over at 12.30 at night

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork

"Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns""

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


"

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

"

You promised you wouldnt tell anyone I had messaged you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In all seriousness though, is the penis like a rodent or like a rodents penis ?

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By *eordie.Woman
3 days ago

The Sticks


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄 "

Wasn't me

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄 "

I have my reasons 😝

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

Wasn't me "

Not at all, you dont have it on your profile 🤣. But Fuck YA your hot 😉

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

I have my reasons 😝"

Unicorns are magical creatures.

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

I have my reasons 😝

Unicorns are magical creatures. "

Do you know who else has magic.... witches.... there I said it 🤣🤣

Im going to be excomunicated now 🤣🤣

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

"

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour.

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By *eordie.Woman
3 days ago

The Sticks


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour."

Brilliant!

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 days ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

The Saturday night special from a couples profile who think we'll fuck them on spec. "You guys free tomorrow night". The fuck we are.

"

Every penis is beautiful in its own way

You don’t see fellas complaining about vaginas that look like a trolls cave

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 days ago

East / North, Cork


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour."

That's what bluewaffle.jpg is for

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By *eordie.Woman
3 days ago

The Sticks


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

The Saturday night special from a couples profile who think we'll fuck them on spec. "You guys free tomorrow night". The fuck we are.

Every penis is beautiful in its own way

You don’t see fellas complaining about vaginas that look like a trolls cave"

Yeah but I don't be messaging all and sundry with close ups of my bat cave

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
3 days ago

kinkytown

Hi

I'm in such and such a hotel tonight fancy joining me

Cock pics

One of the numerous things in our profile that we don't want

Or the single guy saying he has a girl with him asking if we want to join them 🙄

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
3 days ago

The West


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

The Saturday night special from a couples profile who think we'll fuck them on spec. "You guys free tomorrow night". The fuck we are.

Every penis is beautiful in its own way

You don’t see fellas complaining about vaginas that look like a trolls cave"

Truly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And men do love their own dicks.

In our case, the beholder reserves the right to judge each unsolicited penis picture on its own merit's.

And some have been found lacking.

Sometimes we even rate them out of five and send back a score.

Lest it be said we are bias, we are just as likely get the gawks when forced to stare down a gaping, glistening vulva. It can be truly god-awful.

Consent, we believe, is key.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 days ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

The Saturday night special from a couples profile who think we'll fuck them on spec. "You guys free tomorrow night". The fuck we are.

Every penis is beautiful in its own way

You don’t see fellas complaining about vaginas that look like a trolls cave

Yeah but I don't be messaging all and sundry with close ups of my bat cave"

Prude….

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
3 days ago

belfast


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄 "

They’re horny bastards

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By *adJennyWoman
3 days ago

Cougar Village


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

They’re horny bastards "

Isn’t that supposed to be a good thing ?

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By *he KakapoMan
3 days ago

A nice rock


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour."

I've just googled this......

And it was my penis.

Heartbroken

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By *oingMan
3 days ago

Co. Antrim

Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible

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By *aseylee324Couple
3 days ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible "

How many times do I have to apologise?

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour."

Gold !!!

But where did you find my cock pic online 🤣

Ive a copyright on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour.

I've just googled this......

And it was my penis.

Heartbroken "

Trust me you'd not eant to claim it🤣

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
3 days ago

Newry


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour.

Gold !!!

But where did you find my cock pic online 🤣

Ive a copyright on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

No watermark no copyright

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By *r.CuddlesMan
3 days ago

Cuddleton ;-)

The ones that specifically says on their profile anyone want to chat then when you pop up in their inbox the blocked button gets smashed when you only did what the profile asked you to do not sure if that counts as an ick but it's something I don't know😂

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


"Messages that make me actually feel icky.

The ones that include rancid, limp, rodent like penis's.

Oh I've the perfect thing for that.

Took a pic of the ugliest penis online. So I send it to them.

I usually get wtf is that andsay you sent me a penis pic I didn't ask or want to see. So I'm returning the favour.

Gold !!!

But where did you find my cock pic online 🤣

Ive a copyright on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No watermark no copyright "

Watermark... cum stain

Tomatos, tomatoes 🤣

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By *oingMan
3 days ago

Co. Antrim


"Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible

How many times do I have to apologise?"

I’m blocking all the boobs

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
3 days ago

Newtownabbey

Whats a nice girl like you doing here

What u in2

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


"Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible

How many times do I have to apologise?

I’m blocking all the boobs "

Are you blocking by the boob or by the pair ?

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣"

Whats wrong with Milf ?

Stifflers mom will be disappointed !

Does that then extend to Dilf ?

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By *oingMan
3 days ago

Co. Antrim


"Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible

How many times do I have to apologise?

I’m blocking all the boobs

Are you blocking by the boob or by the pair ?

"

I assess them on an individual basis

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


"Unsolicited boob pics. Just terrible

How many times do I have to apologise?

I’m blocking all the boobs

Are you blocking by the boob or by the pair ?

I assess them on an individual basis"

Good call... stay safe out there !

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By *he KakapoMan
3 days ago

A nice rock


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣

Whats wrong with Milf ?

Stifflers mom will be disappointed !

Does that then extend to Dilf ?"

For exactly that reason.

Fucking a mom should be a teenage fantasy. Not something grownass adults talk about

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 days ago

Westmeath The West.


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣

Whats wrong with Milf ?

Stifflers mom will be disappointed !

Does that then extend to Dilf ?

For exactly that reason.

Fucking a mom should be a teenage fantasy. Not something grownass adults talk about "

But, but I talk about Moms all the time!...They're lovely!

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 days ago

Galway /West / Dublin


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣

Whats wrong with Milf ?

Stifflers mom will be disappointed !

Does that then extend to Dilf ?

For exactly that reason.

Fucking a mom should be a teenage fantasy. Not something grownass adults talk about "

I reckon the majority of women on here are mothers tho...so are you just just a single non mom type?

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By *urkgigglerMan
3 days ago

Cork


""Daddy"

"Milf"

"Ick"

All give me distaste 🤣

Whats wrong with Milf ?

Stifflers mom will be disappointed !

Does that then extend to Dilf ?

For exactly that reason.

Fucking a mom should be a teenage fantasy. Not something grownass adults talk about "

Very sexist... you wouldnt fantsise ot fuck a mom.. but you would a dad... 🤣🤣🤣

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
2 days ago

belfast


""Ick" gives me major red flags as do "unicorns"

What did the unicorns do? 🦄

They’re horny bastards

Isn’t that supposed to be a good thing ?"

Horn? Horny? I’ll show myself out…

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By *JtitsWoman
2 days ago

closer than you think!!

“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

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By *urkgigglerMan
2 days ago

Cork


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete! "

Which in itself.... is a question 🤣

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 days ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete! "

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔"

Thats him Cherry

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
2 days ago

The West


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

Thats him Cherry "

We felt like we belonged on Fab when we finally got the call from Cat Fight man.

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By *ivorced123Man
2 days ago

port


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

Thats him Cherry

We felt like we belonged on Fab when we finally got the call from Cat Fight man."

Is Cat fight man the Keyser Söze of fab?

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

Thats him Cherry

We felt like we belonged on Fab when we finally got the call from Cat Fight man."

Its like a formal acceptance here

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

Thats him Cherry

We felt like we belonged on Fab when we finally got the call from Cat Fight man.

Is Cat fight man the Keyser Söze of fab? "

In his own head yes

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 days ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"“Can I ask you a question”

Instant delete!

Isn't this how the cat fight man opens his messages 🤔

Thats him Cherry

We felt like we belonged on Fab when we finally got the call from Cat Fight man.

Is Cat fight man the Keyser Söze of fab?

In his own head yes "

In fairness I felt very under appreciated until we got that message 🤪

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
2 days ago

Newtownbutler

Anyone calling me mom, mommy, mammy is an instant block. I am a mother and my child is the only one I want calling me so.

Also disgusting cock pics... Only the disgusting ones mind. There are some lovely cocks out there.

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By *ild_N_CuriousCouple
2 days ago

Cork City

Oh my god we had the exact same experience and feeling. We knew people were seeing the profile when she got the call to go to Galway and fight some random woman in a hotel room for money 😂😂

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 days ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"Oh my god we had the exact same experience and feeling. We knew people were seeing the profile when she got the call to go to Galway and fight some random woman in a hotel room for money 😂😂"

It's all happening in Galway 😂

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By *he Gentleman is backMan
2 days ago

Galway

‘Hey man’

‘Whatsup man’

‘Horny man’

And of course

‘You hung’

Generally from ‘straight guys’

And at my age a lot of the use of ‘Dad’

But also at my stage you realize you can say …… bye bye

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
2 days ago

The West


"Oh my god we had the exact same experience and feeling. We knew people were seeing the profile when she got the call to go to Galway and fight some random woman in a hotel room for money 😂😂

It's all happening in Galway 😂"

If enough of us got together we could do a Royal Rumble.

We can upgrade the paddling pool to a bouncy castle.

😁

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By *annyZ100Man
1 day ago

Limerick


"When you check for messages when you wake up and you have a yellow box

Opens message full of excitement like christmas morning

Your site supporters pass expires in 5 days "

Every fucking time 😁

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By *rchimedes500Man
1 day ago

city

My biggest ick is msgs from guys asking if I want "a blow from a bro?"

Some people will say just turn off filters from males but sometimes I'm OK with being asked a regular or random question from a guy but not a pic of a dick from a dick

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
1 day ago

Newry

A few today from guys in the uk.

Love to meet you.

When you say we're in two different countries.

Ohh I'd travel to see you

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By *.wonderMan
1 day ago

Omagh


"Please don’t send genitalia pics … sends genitalia pics and video of genitalia.

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Another one I've seen on fetlife, MF4F post with 20 men in the comments telling OP to DM them 🤣🤣🤣. Literally 4 characters long and still couldn't read it

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By *wcoastMan
1 day ago

londonderry

Im just glad to get a message from a female on here!

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