FabSwingers.com forum: Just a LoL

By *psleeper19 OP Man
6 days ago

cavan

A guy walks into a bar, places a tiny, 12-inch-tall piano on the counter, and sets down a 12-inch-tall man who sits and starts playing beautifully.The astonished bartender asks, "Where did you get that little guy?!"The man replies, "Down the street. There's a genie granting wishes."The bartender immediately runs out the door. A few minutes later, he comes back into the bar looking frustrated, followed by a massive swarm of quacking ducks that are flying around and making a mess."Hey!" the bartender yells at the man. "I think your genie is deaf! I asked for a million bucks, and he gave me a million ducks!"The man looks at the bartender and says, "You're telling me? Do you really think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"

By *adger BrocMan
6 days ago

North Cork

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why are you walking around with a steering wheel down your pants?" The guy groans, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!