FabSwingers.com forum: List a ridiculous demand

By *og-Man OP Man
1 week ago

somewhere

So we all know some bio's like people to jump through hoops for the chance of a ride

List something absolutely ridiculous but obtainable that might get someone the chance

Not saying with whoever posts but a quest type of thing for someone

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By *affa31Woman
1 week ago

Galway

Be Aragorn

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By *illlustMan
1 week ago

monaghan

"Be Aragorn"

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
1 week ago

Louth

Stand up 69

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By *rish-blacksmithMan
1 week ago

Cork

"Be Aragorn

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?"

..."Free Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did I do a Teal'c?

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By *affa31Woman
1 week ago

Galway

"Be Aragorn

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?"

How’s your Elvish?

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By *affa31Woman
1 week ago

Galway

"Be Aragorn

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?

..."Free Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did I do a Teal'c?"

*insert nerd alert gif here*

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By *hynot xCouple
1 week ago

Woop Woop

Circus performers only..

Must be able to jump through hoops!

🎉🧑‍🩰🎪🤸🎩🤸🤡🧑‍🩰🎩🤸🎪🧑‍🩰🎉

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

"Be normal" 👀

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
1 week ago

The West

Must be completely hairless. Like one of those cats.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 22/06/26 23:14:01]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

"Must be completely hairless. Like one of those cats."

She said "no facial hair" and then told me I looked odd when I showed up with with no eyebrows or eyelashes.

You can't win!

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By *adger BrocMan
1 week ago

North Cork

Must be openminded, not easily offended, with a sense of humour and not overly judgemental .......... oh and likes horses and hiking! 🐎 ⛰️🚶‍♂️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚶🏽‍♀️

There must be at least a few such sainted souls on here!

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By *INTMan
1 week ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

Seagull whisperer.

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By *ourtJesterMan
1 week ago

carlow

Must have their own star trek uniform and be ok with vulcan ear prosthetics.

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By *he KakapoMan
1 week ago

A nice rock

"Be Aragorn

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?

..."Free Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did I do a Teal'c?

*insert nerd alert gif here*"

I've always said it why didnt the fellowship just use the stargate in mordor. Subspace jump, you fools

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
1 week ago

East / North, Cork

Pick of a lb of kerrygold balanced on the elbow for a response pls

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By *og-Man OP Man
1 week ago

somewhere

"Pick of a lb of kerrygold balanced on the elbow for a response pls"

Have you seen the cost of Kerrygold

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

"Pick of a lb of kerrygold balanced on the elbow for a response pls

Have you seen the cost of Kerrygold

It's a good way to find people with a high disposable income and impeccable taste, as well as having notions. 😊

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
1 week ago

Westmeath The West.

Please put "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in your message so we know you've read our 10,000 word bio...Thanks.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
1 week ago

kinkytown

Fluent in Klingon

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

"Please put "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in your message so we know you've read our 10,000 word bio...Thanks."

Um diddle iddle íddle um diddle i..

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By *enerationfornicationMan
1 week ago

not far from

"Fluent in Klingon "

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh{¬yrw=¬}a{¬yrw=¬}?

I don't think Marc Okrand used google!

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By *taylor122Man
1 week ago

dublin

Read this insanely long list of demands and then send me a message with the word “wererabbit” in the title and I might get back to you

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By *enerationfornicationMan
1 week ago

not far from

[Removed by poster at 23/06/26 09:31:18]

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
1 week ago

Newtownbutler

I want to be suckled for 1 hour 59 minutes and 59 seconds

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By *emonsNotMelonsWoman
1 week ago

Kerry

Won't rely to messages that don't contain slow motion helicockter videos.

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By *orkguy25Man
1 week ago

Cork

[Removed by poster at 23/06/26 09:50:02]

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By *eakBeefMan
1 week ago

West Cork

"Won't rely to messages that don't contain slow motion helicockter videos. "

Won't reply to women who refuse to see my helicockter skills 🌀🍆🌀

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By *ealmc1973Man
1 week ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Be rich.

Be hot.

Be obedient.

Be confident.

Be accommodating.

Be kinky.

Respect my privacy.

Respect my demands.

Respect my choices.

Don't be cnut.

Be my Champagne flute.

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By *orkandMindyCouple
1 week ago

KTown

"Circus performers only..

Must be able to jump through hoops!

🎉🧑‍🩰🎪🤸🎩🤸🤡🧑‍🩰🎩🤸🎪🧑‍🩰🎉"

And piss backwards while you're hanging upside down

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By *eni-vidi-viciWoman
1 week ago

Fantasia

Have your own teeth and hair and a sense of humour.... Surprisingly difficult to find here 😁

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By *rRiosMan
1 week ago

dublin

"Have your own teeth and hair and a sense of humour.... Surprisingly difficult to find here 😁 "

Obviously not into the gummy funnys

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
1 week ago

Germany

"Be Aragorn

...."For Jaffa!!!"...*runs into war*

Did i do an Aragorn?

How’s your Elvish?"

This ok?

https://youtu.be/SCEanuCXKdM?is=4xbzEbcxszTIwqqN

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
7 days ago

Newry

""Be normal" 👀 "

Ah here, talk about wanting the moon on a stick!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
7 days ago

Lucan

""Be normal" 👀

Ah here, talk about wanting the moon on a stick!

The wimmin do be making it impossible for us

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By *rchimedes500Man
7 days ago

city

Be tall

Hold on there and ill stick on my high heels so I'm the same size as you

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 days ago

Back End of Beyond

Turn up !!!

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
7 days ago

Galway, Clare

Be honest.

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By *rchimedes500Man
7 days ago

city

"Be honest."

Honest as well as shucks you're taking all the fun out of it now.

You look lovely honestly

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By *og-Man OP Man
7 days ago

somewhere

Look like Archimedes500

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By *eordie.Woman
7 days ago

The Sticks

"Look like Archimedes500

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🤣🤣🤣

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By *rchimedes500Man
7 days ago

city

"Look like Archimedes500

Hey now hold on a second... that was uncalled for

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