FabSwingers.com forum: Better than your wife and home alone

By *etterthanyourwife OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dublin

I’m better than your wife… and you can test me.

Hosting all week, so any straight man can come over and use me like the eager slut I am.

Better mouth for sucking, better ass for pounding, and I’ll moan and beg for your load while she’s probably giving you vanilla bullshit at home.

Come drain those balls in me — deepthroat, raw, creampie, whatever you’re craving. No limits, just use me.

Straight, married, curious — all welcome. Discreet as fuck.

Test the difference this week. I’m already wet and waiting.

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By *oingMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

Home alone is a pretty good movie

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By *otownkid1967Man
2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Is there popcorn

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By *eretoexciteWoman
2 weeks ago

dublin

"Home alone is a pretty good movie "

😂😂

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

"Home alone is a pretty good movie "

2 is just as good but 3 is just shite

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By *idnightMischief69Couple
2 weeks ago

Newry

Yea and 4 was absolutely bollix

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Actually there's bound to be at least one profile called Wet Bandit

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By *om TangoMan
2 weeks ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan

All I can think of is a STI or worse.

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By *oung bull500Man
2 weeks ago

dublin

"All I can think of is a STI or worse. "
exactly my thoughts 😂

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By *idnightMischief69Couple
2 weeks ago

Newry

Or the sticky bandits of the make a second appearance 😂

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
2 weeks ago

The West

I do kind of admire the whole cocky (pun intended) power slut shtick but I also suspect that in a blind taste test Dork would make a holy show of you and it wouldn't be close.

More power to you though. If low key insulting women gets you the fuck you want then you guys ought to enjoy each other

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By *idnightMischief69Couple
2 weeks ago

Newry

I wasn't making fun of women at all I was making fun of the home alone pun

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
2 weeks ago

The West

"I wasn't making fun of women at all I was making fun of the home alone pun

M."

Oh I didn't mean yourselves.

I was responding to the original post.

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By *idnightMischief69Couple
2 weeks ago

Newry

Oh ok I was worried bit there

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
2 weeks ago

Germany

"Home alone is a pretty good movie

2 is just as good but 3 is just shite "

2 was sullied by the pumpkinspice palpatine's cameo...

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

"Home alone is a pretty good movie

2 is just as good but 3 is just shite

2 was sullied by the pumpkinspice palpatine's cameo...

Great name for him.

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By *inkyDragonMan
2 weeks ago

Castleknock

Does fuck all for me but you have to love the confidence. Who dares wins as the motto goes. Seems like open house and a “all are welcome’ invite, so be interesting to see what the feedback, if any, is like.

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By *rchimedes500Man
2 weeks ago

city

We might end up in the hudson

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