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"So I worked it out: Get an amazing body and a really attractive face. These are essential! Can't empathise them enough... often overlooked too! Be charming and charismatic. Just be those things right? Be very, very intelligent, like extremely intelligent so they're wowed and dazzled by your intelligence. Always emphasise how intelligent you are! All the time. Be emotionally intelligent, learn how to read their feeling and cultivate a level empathy that models their lived experience to a degree that you can be them in your mind. There's a final step... Now heres the key: When anyone shows interest me unavailable. Just string them along with a bit of hope but never make a move or fully reciprocate...ever! They will be mad for you! I promise! Good luck! "..... Looks like you have drawn the map of my Fab journey to date.....right down to the detail of not being available at the moment due to a rotten summer flu. But hopefully availability will be restored shortly. 😘😘😘 | |||
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"Heineken.... six pack that looks good but grrrreaat and makes everyone else look good too . Winner winner. Who know it was just that easy "Would Heineken Zero Zero work too | |||
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"So I worked it out: Get an amazing body and a really attractive face. These are essential! Can't empathise them enough... often overlooked too! Be charming and charismatic. Just be those things right? Be very, very intelligent, like extremely intelligent so they're wowed and dazzled by your intelligence. Always emphasise how intelligent you are! All the time. Be emotionally intelligent, learn how to read their feeling and cultivate a level empathy that models their lived experience to a degree that you can be them in your mind. There's a final step... Now heres the key: When anyone shows interest me unavailable. Just string them along with a bit of hope but never make a move or fully reciprocate...ever! They will be mad for you! I promise! Good luck! "U ok hun? DM me | |||
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"In our experience is it the normal looking lads who are sound and turn up who do well. No massive dicks or six packs required. Just do what you say you're going to do, represent yourself correctly, and turn up in person to do stuff. It's not as hard as all that. " This. Oh and don’t be a whingebag | |||
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"So I worked it out: Get an amazing body and a really attractive face. These are essential! Can't empathise them enough... often overlooked too! Be charming and charismatic. Just be those things right? Be very, very intelligent, like extremely intelligent so they're wowed and dazzled by your intelligence. Always emphasise how intelligent you are! All the time. Be emotionally intelligent, learn how to read their feeling and cultivate a level empathy that models their lived experience to a degree that you can be them in your mind. There's a final step... Now heres the key: When anyone shows interest me unavailable. Just string them along with a bit of hope but never make a move or fully reciprocate...ever! They will be mad for you! I promise! Good luck! "If you had all those attributes you probably wouldn't be searching on sex sites for the occasional, hard earned shag. You'd be at home wondering which of the beautiful, both inside and out, ladies to visit tonight. Decisions, decisions not messages, messages. But its all good fun if you have the time to kill. 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"In our experience is it the normal looking lads who are sound and turn up who do well. No massive dicks or six packs required. Just do what you say you're going to do, represent yourself correctly, and turn up in person to do stuff. It's not as hard as all that. " • Agreed. It's the men (people) who offer the least embellishments, without compromising on their quality and behaviour, are the ones who have better experiences. | |||
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"It's very simple Make us laugh Here, have a look at me lad! "I knew you wouldn't let me down Mick 😘 | |||
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"Apparently I got Dork because I was so stunned by her cleavage I forgot to pay for the coffees. She said she could see me not looking for the whole date. So be cute I guess " So did ye leg it or go back and pay | |||
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"Just reading this original post has me all horny. " Haha now we are horny and laughing, the OP was cooking. | |||
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"Being respectful and polite on the forum and in messages definitely won't do any harm !!!" For sure!...There are tons of people watching these forums that never contribute...but they are watching, taking notes, blocking etc. | |||
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"The road to success for men here is to offer women what they want. ( That might mean setting up 38 different profiles, all different in the hope that some woman somewhere, someday might like one of them) Or offer women a great massage. Most women love a massage. Most women love a massage from an attentive man. Most women love a 2 hour unhurried massage, from a man who GIVES pleasure, but doesn't TAKE it. And throw in warm cosy room, heated blankets, warm scented oils , soft playlist, and warm strong hands. Beats a quick shag in the back of a van in a layby anyday. " The idea of a two hour massage makes me want to cry.. I couldn't bear it. Never enjoyed them. I'll gladly take an hour on my physio's table though. | |||
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"Just be normal it’s as simple as that really " That's where most struggle!!! | |||
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"It's very simple Make us laugh " Eh, for the right reasons! | |||
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"The road to success for men here is to offer women what they want. ( That might mean setting up 38 different profiles, all different in the hope that some woman somewhere, someday might like one of them) Or offer women a great massage. Most women love a massage. Most women love a massage from an attentive man. Most women love a 2 hour unhurried massage, from a man who GIVES pleasure, but doesn't TAKE it. And throw in warm cosy room, heated blankets, warm scented oils , soft playlist, and warm strong hands. Beats a quick shag in the back of a van in a layby anyday. The idea of a two hour massage makes me want to cry.. I couldn't bear it. Never enjoyed them. I'll gladly take an hour on my physio's table though." Proper Tantra Massage and you will wish for 3 hours | |||
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"Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking? " Like being able to turn left? Or enjoying a cigarette after a delicious orange mocha frappuccino? | |||
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"Hmmm... I have a six pack. I still have no luck!! The market is flooded with men on here. So competition is extremely high. I don't bother anymore trying! If it happens it happens" You're a couple no? You should have no problems I'm sure you get offers every day | |||
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"Hmmm... I have a six pack. I still have no luck!! The market is flooded with men on here. So competition is extremely high. I don't bother anymore trying! If it happens it happens" How do you have trouble? You are a couple? | |||
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"Hmmm... I have a six pack. I still have no luck!! The market is flooded with men on here. So competition is extremely high. I don't bother anymore trying! If it happens it happens · How do you have trouble? You are a couple?" • I would say it's quite obvious. | |||
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"Hmmm... I have a six pack. I still have no luck!! The market is flooded with men on here. So competition is extremely high. I don't bother anymore trying! If it happens it happens You're a couple no? You should have no problems I'm sure you get offers every day " A MF couple's profile with only dick pics - something feels off. Although I stand to be corrected if the female does indeed have a dick too... | |||
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"Hmmm... I have a six pack. I still have no luck!! The market is flooded with men on here. So competition is extremely high. I don't bother anymore trying! If it happens it happens You're a couple no? You should have no problems I'm sure you get offers every day A MF couple's profile with only dick pics - something feels off. Although I stand to be corrected if the female does indeed have a dick too..." These days you can't believe everything you see on the Internet | |||
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"Ah Bo cmon now we all need a bit of hope. It's what drives us to succeed Well that and Heineken. Bogman ... no 0.0 does now work the same way. It's none of the fun with all of the hangover. " 
Forget about the Heineken 6 pack regular and 0.0% campaign - If Carlsberg did dating, first dates would feel like déjà brew, the sexual chemistry would be bottled, matches would bring you to the second round and bar tabs would end in hugs.
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If this was just from a 6 pack, imagime how much fun a keg would achieve.
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"No it doesn't." There’s a few posts on how to help newbies on here, maybe have a wee look. Good luck 🤞  | |||
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"You forgot cock size " But that all depends if a cock is attached to an even bigger cock. Size, has bever been the overwhelming criteria, its the ability to use it that's more important to me. Liz. | |||
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"Honestly, just be a decent human being. Read through profiles before reaching out, make some effort with conversation using full sentences, don't make it sexual in your very first message and don't treat women as sentient holes. And don't send a dick pic as your first message unless expressly asked to. Manners and decency still apply, even online. And yes, intelligence is really fucking sexy. " Absolutely agree. But please guys, when the word intelligent is used, that doesn't mean you becoming a pseudo intellectual with soundbite comments. You then morph into someone who can bore the arse out of a wooden horse. Don't get me started on some of the single women I have met. Liz 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"The bar is so low here when it comes to conversation. I had a guy message me "sugar daddy", as his opener. That's it. Just those two words. And there's the usual "u ok free 2nite" nonsense where punctuation, grammar, spelling and common sense don't get a look in. So as far as intelligence, what I mean is, act like you're talking to another human being and show some interest in them as a person. Not just as a thing to stick your dick in. You don't have to write sonnets or provide a dissertation on the works of Yeats. Just be a decent human. So many beautiful dicks on here, attached to complete... Well, dicks lol" I will arise and go now, and go to Inisfree. And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made. 9 pretty women will I shag there, and you can be one of them if you play your cards right... | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon...." I recognised it.. | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it.. "A connoisseur, clearly. | |||
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"Two people can experience the same event, one suffers deeply, one remains calm, the difference is interpretation, everything that happens is either endurable or not. If it's endurable, endure. If not ,shut the fuck up and stop complaining. You get out what you put in, nothing more, nothing less. Some great people on here, and some right dicks too, so dust yourself off and start living. " Endure, endure, are you for real. I hope it's a spelling mistake and you mean enjoy. "One suffers deeply, one remains calm". Just when you think you've heard it all, then another pops up.  | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly. "Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge! | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge! "Clunge. 🤢🤢 | |||
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"Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge! "There was an auld Fabber named Mick Who never gave women the ick His admirers were many He was knee-deep in fanny Coz he thought with his head not his dick | |||
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"Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
There was an auld Fabber named Mick
Who never gave women the ick
His admirers were many
He was knee-deep in fanny
Coz he thought with his head not his dick
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢"Contrary oul' wan detected! | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected! "To be fair, let's use the proper word Minge 💪🏼 | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected!
To be fair, let's use the proper word
Minge 💪🏼"Sure go on.. you may as well say the F word too!! . . . . Flaps  | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected!
To be fair, let's use the proper word
Minge 💪🏼
Sure go on.. you may as well say the F word too!!
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Flaps "Can we throw in beef curtains as well? | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected!
To be fair, let's use the proper word
Minge 💪🏼
Sure go on.. you may as well say the F word too!!
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Can we throw in beef curtains as well?
"A step too far Mr McCarthy. A step too far. | |||
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"The bar is so low here when it comes to conversation. I had a guy message me "sugar daddy", as his opener. That's it. Just those two words. And there's the usual "u ok free 2nite" nonsense where punctuation, grammar, spelling and common sense don't get a look in. So as far as intelligence, what I mean is, act like you're talking to another human being and show some interest in them as a person. Not just as a thing to stick your dick in. You don't have to write sonnets or provide a dissertation on the works of Yeats. Just be a decent human. So many beautiful dicks on here, attached to complete... Well, dicks lol" Totally get this those responses would be received. And I guess I try to be short and sweet with my messages (mindful of peoples times) whilst keeping it respectful and I’d say it works 2 out of 10 times, so I’m hitting some other road block. Out of those two responses I do get say 1 that will be a one word or two word reply back that has nothing that I can reasonably reply back with to keep the conversation going. You’d almost rather no reply at all as you get excited that there’s a response only for it to go nowhere. Not complaining about this to you or anyone by the way, just an observational data point. | |||
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"Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
There was an auld Fabber named Mick
Who never gave women the ick
His admirers were many
He was knee-deep in fanny
Coz he thought with his head not his dick
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected!
To be fair, let's use the proper word
Minge 💪🏼
Sure go on.. you may as well say the F word too!!
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Flaps
Can we throw in beef curtains as well?
"Ah here…every days a school day🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈 | |||
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"The bar is so low here when it comes to conversation. I had a guy message me "sugar daddy", as his opener. That's it. Just those two words. And there's the usual "u ok free 2nite" nonsense where punctuation, grammar, spelling and common sense don't get a look in. So as far as intelligence, what I mean is, act like you're talking to another human being and show some interest in them as a person. Not just as a thing to stick your dick in. You don't have to write sonnets or provide a dissertation on the works of Yeats. Just be a decent human. So many beautiful dicks on here, attached to complete... Well, dicks lol Totally get this those responses would be received. And I guess I try to be short and sweet with my messages (mindful of peoples times) whilst keeping it respectful and I’d say it works 2 out of 10 times, so I’m hitting some other road block. Out of those two responses I do get say 1 that will be a one word or two word reply back that has nothing that I can reasonably reply back with to keep the conversation going. You’d almost rather no reply at all as you get excited that there’s a response only for it to go nowhere. Not complaining about this to you or anyone by the way, just an observational data point. " Thanks for sharing this perspective. I like to think I only respond like this where the original message is not particularly engaging to begin with, but reading made me stop and think, so something to bear in mind going forward, no harm to check oneself every now and again too👍 | |||
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"The bar is so low here when it comes to conversation. I had a guy message me "sugar daddy", as his opener. That's it. Just those two words. And there's the usual "u ok free 2nite" nonsense where punctuation, grammar, spelling and common sense don't get a look in. So as far as intelligence, what I mean is, act like you're talking to another human being and show some interest in them as a person. Not just as a thing to stick your dick in. You don't have to write sonnets or provide a dissertation on the works of Yeats. Just be a decent human. So many beautiful dicks on here, attached to complete... Well, dicks lol Totally get this those responses would be received. And I guess I try to be short and sweet with my messages (mindful of peoples times) whilst keeping it respectful and I’d say it works 2 out of 10 times, so I’m hitting some other road block. Out of those two responses I do get say 1 that will be a one word or two word reply back that has nothing that I can reasonably reply back with to keep the conversation going. You’d almost rather no reply at all as you get excited that there’s a response only for it to go nowhere. Not complaining about this to you or anyone by the way, just an observational data point. Thanks for sharing this perspective. I like to think I only respond like this where the original message is not particularly engaging to begin with, but reading made me stop and think, so something to bear in mind going forward, no harm to check oneself every now and again too👍" Please don’t take it as something to change, ultimately your experience is what matters so you do you | |||
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"That sound you just heard, was my panties dropping. Swoooooooon.... I recognised it..
A connoisseur, clearly.
Us poets are constantly knee deep in clunge!
Clunge. 🤢🤢
Contrary oul' wan detected!
To be fair, let's use the proper word
Minge 💪🏼
Sure go on.. you may as well say the F word too!!
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Can we throw in beef curtains as well?
A step too far Mr McCarthy. A step too far.
"As I taught about her beef curtains, Me willy was hurtains, Sure I taught I was flirtains, And see was a certains, But now I'm a certains Im only here to hang, her flowery curtains !! With me tool, I bought in Murtains. | |||
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"The bar is so low here when it comes to conversation. I had a guy message me "sugar daddy", as his opener. That's it. Just those two words. And there's the usual "u ok free 2nite" nonsense where punctuation, grammar, spelling and common sense don't get a look in. So as far as intelligence, what I mean is, act like you're talking to another human being and show some interest in them as a person. Not just as a thing to stick your dick in. You don't have to write sonnets or provide a dissertation on the works of Yeats. Just be a decent human. So many beautiful dicks on here, attached to complete... Well, dicks lol Totally get this those responses would be received. And I guess I try to be short and sweet with my messages (mindful of peoples times) whilst keeping it respectful and I’d say it works 2 out of 10 times, so I’m hitting some other road block. Out of those two responses I do get say 1 that will be a one word or two word reply back that has nothing that I can reasonably reply back with to keep the conversation going. You’d almost rather no reply at all as you get excited that there’s a response only for it to go nowhere. Not complaining about this to you or anyone by the way, just an observational data point. Thanks for sharing this perspective. I like to think I only respond like this where the original message is not particularly engaging to begin with, but reading made me stop and think, so something to bear in mind going forward, no harm to check oneself every now and again too👍 Please don’t take it as something to change, ultimately your experience is what matters so you do you "Oh absolutely, just a good perspective to keep in mind too! | |||
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"My suggestion would be.. and this is a good one.. have a look through the forum for threads similar to this, contact the OP of said threads and find out how much luck the thread brought them. I'm going to guess it would be sweet fu€k all. How can anyone think that moaning about people on the site is going to make them in any way attractive?? " A lot of Sense there tbh. | |||
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"So I worked it out: Get an amazing body and a really attractive face. These are essential! Can't empathise them enough... often overlooked too! Be charming and charismatic. Just be those things right? Be very, very intelligent, like extremely intelligent so they're wowed and dazzled by your intelligence. Always emphasise how intelligent you are! All the time. Be emotionally intelligent, learn how to read their feeling and cultivate a level empathy that models their lived experience to a degree that you can be them in your mind. There's a final step... Now heres the key: When anyone shows interest me unavailable. Just string them along with a bit of hope but never make a move or fully reciprocate...ever! They will be mad for you! I promise! Good luck! "The six pac good looks etc don’t need come into it. Be clean have a brain and don’t hide on your wife. | |||
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