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"Shaved my balls after drinking a bottle of red. "Ouch | |||
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"Did that. But with clippers. Few nicks " Is it true If a man nicks his balls, and bleeds, could bleed out ? | |||
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"Shaved my head After a bottle or two of sauvignon blanc Twice Mind you, hairdressers were not an option at the time" Haha likewise well after a feed of beer and still do it 🤪 | |||
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"Shaved my head After a bottle or two of sauvignon blanc Twice Mind you, hairdressers were not an option at the time Haha likewise well after a feed of beer and still do it 🤪" and it suits you so well ❤️ couldn't imagine you any other way | |||
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"Snapped my bango string Just while we're on the topic of bleeding down around our nether regions 🤗" Snap... 
Needed an operation afterwards | |||
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"Waits on someone to say marriage "Dodged that bullet thankfully | |||
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"Had a feed of drink before a meet" Hate to ask how it went | |||
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"Had a fling at a staff party" Never a good idea | |||
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"Chocolate flavoured body paint... Sounded fun, but the colour around certain body parts kinda put me off 😂 " 😆😆😂😂 | |||
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"Snapped my bango string Just while we're on the topic of bleeding down around our nether regions 🤗" Did that a few weeks ago and I’m still not the better of it. First and hopefully last time it happens | |||
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" Is it true If a man nicks his balls, and bleeds, could bleed out ?
"Depends on the severity of the wound and known/unknown underlying medical conditions. If it's an arterial bleed, apply pressure hope for the best (and prepare for possible castration) to contain the bleed. In saying that, in a different context, I knew a fella who stopped a bullet that shattered his pelvis (in one side, out the other - not even 25 and on a zimmer) - he was lucky the jewels survived the trauma. | |||
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"I rode a cousin away back years ago on a d*unken night out. Honestly I swear I was thinking it was her friends bedroom I went into. Wasn’t until one of us needed the bathroom that we discovered I took the wrong bedroom. Young and stupid at the time and unsafe sex so big panic on the next day for morning after pill. We have never mentioned it to this day. I was in late teens at the time. " I Hear a Banjo | |||
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"I rode a cousin away back years ago on a d*unken night out. Honestly I swear I was thinking it was her friends bedroom I went into. Wasn’t until one of us needed the bathroom that we discovered I took the wrong bedroom. Young and stupid at the time and unsafe sex so big panic on the next day for morning after pill. We have never mentioned it to this day. I was in late teens at the time. " Young and tupid | |||
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"Sambuca. Never a good idea. " same can be said for tequila - but if you can survive it, tis great | |||
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"Messed about with my boyfriends mate while my boyfriend was asleep beside me 🙈" Naughty devil | |||
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"Had a threesome with two pornstars" How did that go  | |||
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"I once stole a lolli from a shop , mad basterd "Me too!!! | |||
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"Had a threesome with two pornstars How did that go "He couldn't sit down for a week! | |||
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"Had a threesome with two pornstars How did that go "Alternatively, the first one made his day, but the second one made his whole week. | |||
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"Was at a party once and wanted to go outside for air. Didn't realize the patio door was already open so I reached out, pulled it closed and then charged headfirst into the closed door and knocked myself out in front of everyone." .... Ahh, so that's where the username comes from. The cream is quite good to put on bruises. 🧴🤕 | |||
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"I once stole a lolli from a shop , mad basterd
Me too!!!"I had to give it back | |||
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"Had a threesome with two pornstars How did that go "One of the best nights of my life 🤣 | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !!" Oh fuck yes!! I'll bet it stank something rotten while it dried! Breaking my hole laughing here 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !!" Oh my lawd
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"Was 20 at the time and stayed in my friends parents house one night after a night out.. Woke up the next morning to his hot mom in her forties at the time walking into the bedroom and saying we were home alone and she made a pass at me,we fucked.. Nobody ever found out…" Mrs Robinson  | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !!" To be fair now, he wouldn't be much of a plasterer if he didn't notice a big shite stirred into his bucket of mix. Most of those lads would throw it at you if there was even a few extra grains of sand in it.  | |||
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"Was 20 at the time and stayed in my friends parents house one night after a night out.. Woke up the next morning to his hot mom in her forties at the time walking into the bedroom and saying we were home alone and she made a pass at me,we fucked.. Nobody ever found out… Mrs Robinson "😂,it’s something I’ll never forget anyway lol | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !!" That's absolutely disgusting 🫣🤮 | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !! That's absolutely disgusting 🫣🤮" Thats stuff you never tell anyone | |||
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"Was at a party once and wanted to go outside for air. Didn't realize the patio door was already open so I reached out, pulled it closed and then charged headfirst into the closed door and knocked myself out in front of everyone. .... Ahh, so that's where the username comes from. The cream is quite good to put on bruises. 🧴🤕" Never leave the house without a tube of it in my pocket. That and Glee... You should always keep a tin of Glee handy 😉 | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !! That's absolutely disgusting 🫣🤮 Thats stuff you never tell anyone " Yeah, but there's not a single one amongst us that wishes he hasn't shared it!! 🤣 | |||
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"I was bursting on site so I shit in a bucket that was full of plaster mix ( sand & cement ) , mixed it in , its on a lovely couples kitchen wall , never told the plasterer either !! That's absolutely disgusting 🫣🤮 Thats stuff you never tell anyone Yeah, but there's not a single one amongst us that wishes he hasn't shared it!! 🤣" 🙋♀️ | |||
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"Shaved my balls after drinking a bottle of red. "the biggest laugh on the forums to date. | |||
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"Shaved my balls after drinking a bottle of red. the biggest laugh on the forums to date. "I must have a look and see if I can find that thread. Jesus, it's years ago though. | |||
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"Became single after a 20 Yr relationship and acted like a jack Russell with 2 mickeys in my small village... Haunts me now every time I'm in the local 🤦🤦 " Poor Jack Russell | |||
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"Became single after a 20 Yr relationship and acted like a jack Russell with 2 mickeys in my small village... Haunts me now every time I'm in the local 🤦🤦 Poor Jack Russell " I was a busy boy lol | |||
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"Became single after a 20 Yr relationship and acted like a jack Russell with 2 mickeys in my small village... Haunts me now every time I'm in the local 🤦🤦 Poor Jack Russell I was a busy boy lol "Hold on, you still go to your local
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