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By *r8Melons OP   Couple
14 weeks ago

Dublin

New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Body shaming on your profile probably isn't going to help your cause.

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By *umbleweed.Man
14 weeks ago

Naas

Popcorn anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Popcorn anyone ?"

Ill bite, have you seen "their" profile ?

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By *enerationfornicationMan
14 weeks ago

not far from


"Popcorn anyone ?"

What kind of popcorn have you got?

I'm thinking pop the packet of revels in on top for the extra surprise

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
14 weeks ago

East / North, Cork


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

I'd suggest to you that the hot people you are looking for may well also be put off by the attitude displayed on your status/forum post, as well as all the "fat chicks".

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By *ergalMan
14 weeks ago

Cork

Talk about crash & burn..... jaysus

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By *oingMan
14 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

The middle aisle in lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

I'd suggest to you that the hot people you are looking for may well also be put off by the attitude displayed on your status/forum post, as well as all the "fat chicks"."

No point suggesting.... he'll learn for his next fake profile besides, Wouldnt know what to do with a real woman if they offered it on a plate

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"Popcorn anyone ?

What kind of popcorn have you got?

I'm thinking pop the packet of revels in on top for the extra surprise"

Salted aramel for me please buddy

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By *alcon1985Man
14 weeks ago

wherever

I am definitely not in that group

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By *enerationfornicationMan
14 weeks ago

not far from


"The middle aisle in lidl"

I don't find the middle aisle to be as good as it used to be in lidl - is there anyone here from the German multiples that can give an update?

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

No idea, we're in the middling section ourselves

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By *untimegirl!!!Woman
14 weeks ago

cork

Ill sit my fat ass here and enjoy the show

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By *alcon1985Man
14 weeks ago

wherever


"No idea, we're in the middling section ourselves"
lucky you, some of us are in the gutter staring at the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Ill sit my fat ass here and enjoy the show "

Fine ass

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"No idea, we're in the middling section ourselves"

Worst section if you need to pee mid show

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By *izzKathrynWoman
14 weeks ago

Drogheda

Maybe the fat chick's aren't into the clown who wants to surprise the woman. Take a long hard look at your pathetic profile and reevaluate yourself

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Apologies OP

We'll all try to do better for you on your next profile

Now ....back to the good looking clique for me ( its all in my head )

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
14 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Nachos and cheese plz for my fat ass to enjoy the show!!!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
14 weeks ago

Westmeath The West.


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

It's probably best if you critique your own profile first before others.

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
14 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Too much love island and not enough reality,

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
14 weeks ago

Newry

We're busy. Really busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Whats with all the hate lads & ladies..... we were all virgins once

Gibe the wee fella a break

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
14 weeks ago

The West


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

Once you get into the group chats it's like a night in Eyes Wide Shut. All the erotica and sluttery happens in the groups.

You have to send a full body pic with your faces to a panel of fabs hottest degenerates to gain access.

If you don't have a dick like Big Harold or a Vulva carved by Michelangelo himself , forget about it.

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By *bove_average74Man
14 weeks ago

belfast

Enough beer and everyone becomes hot

I’m really just here for the popcorn and comments

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By *xploring 2000Man
14 weeks ago

Mayo


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "
probably because you are so far up your own hole no-one wants to meet

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Honestly lost for words 😕

Is this the "any publicity is good publicity angle"

I'd say they have plenty of profile views now 👀

I hope all the sexy people are impressed.

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By *alcon1985Man
14 weeks ago

wherever


"Honestly lost for words 😕

Is this the "any publicity is good publicity angle"

I'd say they have plenty of profile views now 👀

I hope all the sexy people are impressed."

I will check with the group and see what their opinion is

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
14 weeks ago

Lucan


"Enough beer and everyone becomes hot

I’m really just here for the popcorn and comments "

"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
14 weeks ago

Lucan

Did someone in admin post this just to liven the place up a bit?

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By *heMountain29Man
14 weeks ago

Limerick

Not again i got the family share box to myself and havent even got past the ads

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
14 weeks ago

KILDARE

I'm a BOBFOC Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch so I kindly provide a paper bag to stick over my head

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
14 weeks ago

Limerick City

If only I could add the Michael Jackson eating popcorn 🍿 meme. Damn itttttttt 😁. We need memes on here ffs lol 😆.

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

I'm wondering if this guy is the same one who was on here last year, setting up fake profiles and winding up people in the forums then disappearing??

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/26 10:55:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Sorry I'll take my profile down 😮‍💨

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By *ntrigue2110Woman
14 weeks ago

Cork


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

You mean you didn’t automatically get invited to the group chat??😱

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By *ohn1953Man
14 weeks ago

Abergele


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

To me that’s insulting, everyone wants fun and enjoy sex what ever they look or size or age, if you don’t like them just pass them bye . Sex and fab swingers is for everyone and not just attractive people .

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

🎣

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

Oh dear 😬

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By *ornyfecker69Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

Once you get into the group chats it's like a night in Eyes Wide Shut. All the erotica and sluttery happens in the groups.

You have to send a full body pic with your faces to a panel of fabs hottest degenerates to gain access.

If you don't have a dick like Big Harold or a Vulva carved by Michelangelo himself , forget about it.

"

I think their chance of being invited to a chat group has dwindling severely.

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By *ublinA96Man
14 weeks ago

Dun Laoghaire

That went as well as expected

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"That went as well as expected "

A lead balloon

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By *eijaWoman
14 weeks ago

City Centre


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

Talk about showing your true colours and loosing anyones interest to meet you with just one post 😲

B

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Newtownbutler


"Popcorn anyone ?

What kind of popcorn have you got?

I'm thinking pop the packet of revels in on top for the extra surprise"

Oh yes please, is there enough popcorn and revels to share with this fat woman?

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

I know its only a wind up by a new profile that doesnt even have a photo on their profile

But they're not playing by the rules

They should have been on at least an hour ago saying

Look at all the desperately sad usual suspects who think they own the forums making all the comments

Then saying they're getting plenty of private messages from fabbers saying they're right

Obviously never read the rules

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By *scouple07Couple
14 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

This profile reminds me of that coupke in UK who set up a club for hot couples only, no ugly people

Not going to get far with that kind of attitude

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock


"This profile reminds me of that coupke in UK who set up a club for hot couples only, no ugly people

Not going to get far with that kind of attitude "

🔪🐱

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar


"This profile reminds me of that coupke in UK who set up a club for hot couples only, no ugly people

Not going to get far with that kind of attitude

🔪🐱"

Murdering cats seems like a harsh reaction

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By *antra MassageMan
14 weeks ago

Connemara

I think the standard of intelligent discourse have plummeted on the eire forum.

A fake clickbait post, by an obviously fake couple's profile gets huge traction, and I posted a thread a few years ago, about the delights of camping in Eire in winter and not even a single fab friend, a cheating housewife,a squirter, a bi man, or anyone on my hot list even commented.

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By *ot neuteredMan
14 weeks ago

Kildare

Gr8 Mellons may have started this thread as a response to the recent publicity regarding the fruit and veg that are not pretty enough to make it to the supermarkets shelves, probably just humble bragging by them

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...is there a group chat or something?"

Yes there is but they only allow those who are:

• high calibre

• urbane

• refined

• uber sexy

• resplendent

• chic

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
14 weeks ago

The West


"I know its only a wind up by a new profile that doesnt even have a photo on their profile

But they're not playing by the rules

They should have been on at least an hour ago saying

Look at all the desperately sad usual suspects who think they own the forums making all the comments

Then saying they're getting plenty of private messages from fabbers saying they're right

Obviously never read the rules "

Not even a reference to the clique.

Or click for those who can't spell good

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By *alcon1985Man
14 weeks ago

wherever


"...is there a group chat or something?

Yes there is but they only allow those who are:

• high calibre

• urbane

• refined

• uber sexy

• resplendent

• chic

"

Dam it's always the Uber sexy that lets me down

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

This thread has more spin offs than a disney film

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By *rnicaMan
14 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Limerick, Waterford and around

Ha! Bump...

Friday night just got a whole lot more fun 😁

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

In the Fugglies thread because beauty is on the inside not the outside

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
14 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

"

True though the comments at the start indicate what was on their profile…

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By *adJennyWoman
14 weeks ago

Cougar Village


"So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

"

Ah well it’s all out of context then can’t figure out anything

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

I can't figure things out at the best of times

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By *rish PDI ReprobatesCouple (FF)
14 weeks ago

Holiday to Gran Canaria

This we all need a holiday after this, lots of tea provided

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By *umbleweed.Man
14 weeks ago

Naas


"So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

Ah well it’s all out of context then can’t figure out anything "

z

The jist of it was "what's with all the fat chicks"

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By *adJennyWoman
14 weeks ago

Cougar Village


"So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

Ah well it’s all out of context then can’t figure out anything z

The jist of it was "what's with all the fat chicks" "

Is that code for something ?

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"So some of the opening post has been removed and the profile update has changed so people won't have a clue whats going on.

Ah well it’s all out of context then can’t figure out anything z

The jist of it was "what's with all the fat chicks"

Is that code for something ?

No it was the OPS exact words."

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
14 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Might just pop OP a friend request for an instant block!!!

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
14 weeks ago

Louth


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

We keep them all hidden in a secret cave protected by the lough ness monster

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By *rCupidMan
14 weeks ago

Cavan

Jaysus…OP are you a parody account?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it? "

Found them!!!

They're all in Galway 😎🫡

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By *eordie.Woman
14 weeks ago

The Sticks


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

Found them!!!

They're all in Galway 😎🫡"

have you them all stashed in your attic?

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By *r_nice4Man
14 weeks ago

Clare

I find it kinda ironic that people are criticizing OP when every one have their owm preferences and prejudices! But hey I guess it is much easier to demonise others than ourself for the same behaviour!

OP there are some swinging communities that are dedicated to high beauty standards provided you fit in too , like killing kittens (a while back they had some parties in Ireland) there is also "eyes wide shut " if you think you fit that vibe maybe look them up !

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By *INTMan
14 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

We keep them all hidden in a secret cave protected by the lough ness monster"

In a cave? OP will feel right at home in one of those, I'd imagine. Or under a bridge.

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"I find it kinda ironic that people are criticizing OP when every one have their owm preferences and prejudices! But hey I guess it is much easier to demonise others than ourself for the same behaviour!

OP there are some swinging communities that are dedicated to high beauty standards provided you fit in too , like killing kittens (a while back they had some parties in Ireland) there is also "eyes wide shut " if you think you fit that vibe maybe look them up ! "

If you'd read the original post and the OPs status rather than the redacted one you might understand why people are having a go.

The post at the top of this thread has been ammended and is not what was originally posted

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
14 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"I find it kinda ironic that people are criticizing OP when every one have their owm preferences and prejudices! But hey I guess it is much easier to demonise others than ourself for the same behaviour!

OP there are some swinging communities that are dedicated to high beauty standards provided you fit in too , like killing kittens (a while back they had some parties in Ireland) there is also "eyes wide shut " if you think you fit that vibe maybe look them up !

If you'd read the original post and the OPs status rather than the redacted one you might understand why people are having a go.

The post at the top of this thread has been ammended and is not what was originally posted"

It's the word "surprise" in the profile that worries me.

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By *affa31Woman
14 weeks ago

Galway

1 the post at the top wasn’t amended. You can’t amend posts. They did take down their statuses which wondered why fab was full of fat women.

2 they haven’t been online in 21 hours but people are still commenting on this thread. They’re not going to even read it. Why bother?

3 they’re definitely not a real couple and tbh, anyone falling for that profile and agreeing to meet them kinda deserves to be lead astray 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

Found them!!!

They're all in Galway 😎🫡 have you them all stashed in your attic? "

I take them downstairs periodically 😁

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
14 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

Found them!!!

They're all in Galway 😎🫡 have you them all stashed in your attic?

I take them downstairs periodically 😁"

Do you take them down the stairs to take them 'downstairs'?? 🤭🤭😁

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"New to this, had some fun. But so many… not our cup of tea people filling the inbox… is there a group chat or something? Or is this it?

Found them!!!

They're all in Galway 😎🫡 have you them all stashed in your attic?

I take them downstairs periodically 😁

Do you take them down the stairs to take them 'downstairs'?? 🤭🤭😁"

Oooohhhhh yeah 😁

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