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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway

How would you like to win the (limited) attention of that fabber that you lust after?

What if I told you that all you have to do is post on this thread?

How does it work? You comment on the thread, as often as you like, and try hit the markers that mean a prize.

What’s the catch you ask? Well luck has to be on your side and there are a couple of rules to obey:

*you can post as many times as you want but no back to back posting (just remember random constant posting might not work in your favour!)

*the official count will remove any back to back posts and posts by me.

* no one will win 2 prizes so I reserve the right to award the poster before or after if necessary.

*official results will be posted once the thread has reached its limit. If you win someone, you can contact them to claim your prize or they will contact you.

A big bualadh bos for everyone who has agreed to be auctioned - be nice to them, respect their decision on the prize and have fun!

Post # 8 - Camino Guy

Post #15 - Lady Chatterley

Post #21 - _ostantinos

Post #37 - Stockings199

Post #50 - Archimedes500

Post #58 - SheXxX

Post #69 - Jay_Gatsby_D4

Post #75 - Heretoexcite

Post #80 - SexyScientists

Post #86 - GerrardNo8

Post #91 - Rulebreakers

Post #100 - Liscuit (_inden & biscuits )

Post #108 - Motownkid1967

Post #116 - Bog-Man

Post #121 - GymPlusCoffee

Post #133 - Wonderingpurpose

Post #142 - Marbles00

Post #149 - Crystalsswing

Post #155 - Sweetpea2000

Last eligible (!!) post wins - Biscuits8

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Hold on

I'm here 1.5 times

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Hold on

I'm here 1.5 times"

I like those odds…..

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"Hold on

I'm here 1.5 times

I like those odds….. "

You are in 0.5 times

I've been shafted

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Hold on

I'm here 1.5 times"

I could’ve put you in 20 times but I didn’t want to overwhelm you

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Hold on

I'm here 1.5 times

I like those odds…..

You are in 0.5 times

I've been shafted"

I like those odds too…..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ah feck it. Now I have to count

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

And stay up!

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

Maybe I'm the lucky winner!!!!

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By *ensualDivaWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

I never win anything but I'll have a go

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go"

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

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By *rchimedes500Man
3 weeks ago

city

What could possibly go wrong

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1 "

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again "

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

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By *onderingpurposeMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

Thanks Jaffa. I'm in it to win it

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those….."

I'd let you win

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By *izzKathrynWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

I have no idea what this chaos is but sounds like good craic hahah

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts "

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

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By *izzKathrynWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed "

Will there be donuts, off beat ones

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again "

Duh

Dumb blonde brain 😛

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By *izzKathrynWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

Everyone's talking about numbers and I see none ahha

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

17 excluding jaffa and double comments 😉

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By *essieBouyMan
3 weeks ago

Tuam

This sounds very fun....and a little confusing for a Sunday evening, need my braincells for work tomorrow

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

I'd let you win "

You win first, I win after, it’s how I do it….

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

22

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Well I WONDER what Fab fella I'll be offering to write a poxy poem as a prize for this time 🥲

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those….."

We do 😇

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

We do 😇"

Occasionally 😁

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts "

Jeez this is complicated

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"17 excluding jaffa and double comments 😉

22 "

Are these being counted?

I’d like a ruling on this, and a tribunal of inquiry if I don’t like it….

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

I'd let you win

You win first, I win after, it’s how I do it…. "

Don't be distracting me you tease. I'm trying to count

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Post No 32

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

Someone ruined the 17 but 22 was correct 😝

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Post No 32 "

No it's definitely not that many

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

I'm not gonna win nothing, never mind I'm gonna have a nice pint

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By *allywallyWoman
3 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

It took me longer than I'd like to cop how to play this game 🙈

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I'm not gonna win nothing, never mind I'm gonna have a nice pint "

But someone will win you

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

34

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Hoping we can wrap this up soon cos I ain’t staying up late

Keep posting

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By *ensualDivaWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

I keep losing track 🙄

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By *edlace321Woman
3 weeks ago

near Meath

I'm glad I'm not the only one that's confused here.

What did I win? Or who? 🤣

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone


"I keep losing track 🙄"

Do double comments count if youre on two profiles 😁

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By *essieBouyMan
3 weeks ago

Tuam

Im going with the not even trying to keep track and just hope for the best

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan


"I'm not gonna win nothing, never mind I'm gonna have a nice pint

But someone will win you"

I like the way you thinking!

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Roughly @ 43

But don’t quote me

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Will there be donuts, off beat ones "

Absolutely for whoever wins me

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Big do you realise you’re the sandwich filler between us and Motownkid1967

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

We do 😇

Occasionally 😁"

And we’re happy to let you think that…..

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By *ensualDivaWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo


"I keep losing track 🙄

Do double comments count if youre on two profiles 😁 "

If they are consecutive 🤔

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By *edlace321Woman
3 weeks ago

near Meath

A spoonful of sugar helps it go down so I hear....

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By *uleBreakersCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin, Laois

Where are we now

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed "

Tbh I’m already not arsed

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
3 weeks ago

Athlone

Are we nearly there yet

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

What's going on?

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By *om365483Man
3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

Count me in, haven’t won anything in years. My luck has to change sometime!

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By *edlace321Woman
3 weeks ago

near Meath

Who knows!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

We need to speed this up....

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City

What the apsulte f£$k is going on here ??? 🤣😂🤣😂. Lol 🤣😂🤣

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

It's chaos and I like it!!!

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"We need to speed this up....

"

Giddyup 🐎

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone


"We need to speed this up....

Giddyup 🐎"

Any tips for the grand national

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By *ohng69Man
3 weeks ago

athenry

Hi

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Over 100 more posts to go

Please for my sanity start telling some jokes or somethin

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

Bet on dogs instead you've a better chance of winning there's only like 4 or 5 to choose from lol

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"We need to speed this up....

Giddyup 🐎

Any tips for the grand national "

Beat tip I can give is ask for tips before the race next time, not just after it 😆

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By *om365483Man
3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

What?

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

I could've made a cheap "I won't just give you a tip, I'll give you the whole lot wha'" joke there but I'm far too mature... 👀

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan


"Over 100 more posts to go

Please for my sanity start telling some jokes or somethin"

i need a haircut

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Blah

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone


"We need to speed this up....

Giddyup 🐎

Any tips for the grand national

Beat tip I can give is ask for tips before the race next time, not just after it 😆"

Im in plenty time for next years then, dont say I didnt ask 😂

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By *om365483Man
3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

This is going to take forever, should I come back tomorrow and see if the thread is still going?

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By *edlace321Woman
3 weeks ago

near Meath


"Blah"

Blah blah blah

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist "

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City

ConAir ,

"" We got the whole world in his hands , we got the whole world 🌎 in his hands, we got the world 🌎 in his hands ✋️ 🎶.

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

Holidays in Greece someone this summer?

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By *ohng69Man
3 weeks ago

athenry

Where are we at now?

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By *om365483Man
3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed "

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Holidays in Greece someone this summer?"

The hair looks unreal man 🫡

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By *ohng69Man
3 weeks ago

athenry

Well

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?"

Only mine

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By *om365483Man
3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

82.

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan


"Holidays in Greece someone this summer?

The hair looks unreal man 🫡"

thanks it's my natural

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
3 weeks ago

Athlone

243 days till Christmas

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?

Only mine"

Open to coercion?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"I never win anything but I'll have a go

Even an argument?

I thought women always win those…..

We do 😇

Occasionally 😁

And we’re happy to let you think that….. "

Listen here, Liscuit!

Less of your lip

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

A mixture of tongue and lip is preferred

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"We need to speed this up....

Giddyup 🐎

Any tips for the grand national

Beat tip I can give is ask for tips before the race next time, not just after it 😆

Im in plenty time for next years then, dont say I didnt ask 😂"

I've 11 months to advise you on a decent ride then 🐎 leave it with me...

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?

Only mine

Open to coercion?"

Depends on what’s on offer

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔"

Exactly.... how did you know that lol

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔"

I hope he’s ok, they did experiments on me……

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Blah

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"243 days till Christmas"

Is the Santy fella bringing ya anything daycent?

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

Good morning Vietnam

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City

Think Michael Jackson GiF , eating the popcorn 🍿. Thats literally me right now 🤣😂🤣.

I love ❤️ this place lol 😆 😂.

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?

Only mine

Open to coercion?

Depends on what’s on offer"

Lifetime subscription to the Liscuit OF’s?

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
3 weeks ago

Athlone

Maxwell House or Nescafe

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔

Exactly.... how did you know that lol"

Ooooh I bet they did

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Can someone please post what number thread we’re on occasionally save me scrolling back to no. 1

Just go out of the thread to see the number and then go back in again

That doesn’t work though because double posts are eliminated plus my posts

And double winners and sometimes you couldn't be arsed

Tbh I’m already not arsed

So you saying some things are open to interpretation/opinion?

Only mine

Open to coercion?

Depends on what’s on offer

Lifetime subscription to the Liscuit OF’s?"

Sold!

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan


"Maxwell House or Nescafe"
illy or papagalos loumidis

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

On this day in 1865 Union cavalry track down and kill John Wilkes Booth, the assassin of President Lincoln, in Virginia.

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Maxwell House or Nescafe illy or papagalos loumidis"

Tits or ass?

I can never choose I like both just as much, but there's always a c*nt that f*cks it all up lmao

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔

I hope he’s ok, they did experiments on me……"

You signed the consent form 😜

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City


"On this day in 1865 Union cavalry track down and kill John Wilkes Booth, the assassin of President Lincoln, in Virginia."

At least Lincoln wore a hat 👒. 3/4 of the people on here dont wear any hats 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Not the first time I've been underneath a sexy scientist

When you were committed to the mental institution 🤔

I hope he’s ok, they did experiments on me……

You signed the consent form 😜"

I assumes there would be lube….

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By *ostantinosMan
3 weeks ago

navan

And the winner is....

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

When you AssUme...🙄

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By *allywallyWoman
3 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

Are we there yet?

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

The winner is nobody

We are all a bunch of losers

🙌

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By *r MacmullyMan
3 weeks ago

Tarbert

Never win but let's keep it bumped up.

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Are we there yet?"

Don't worry, we'll get there someday

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"When you AssUme...🙄"

If I can’t even manage to spell it correctly it’s a bad start…..

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By *weetpea2000Woman
3 weeks ago

Wexford

Lost count but finally got the hang of this!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"When you AssUme...🙄

If I can’t even manage to spell it correctly it’s a bad start….. "

I'm soooooo tired. I've no idea what I'm doing 😴

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"On this day in 1865 Union cavalry track down and kill John Wilkes Booth, the assassin of President Lincoln, in Virginia.

At least Lincoln wore a hat 👒. 3/4 of the people on here dont wear any hats 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂"

It was the style at the time….

I think I’m wearing one in a pic somewhere…..

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By *ensualDivaWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

Smash...

Oh, wait 🤔

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Where are we now

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

If I've won myself I'll finally get a donut

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Smash...

Oh, wait 🤔"

That made me chuckle

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City


"On this day in 1865 Union cavalry track down and kill John Wilkes Booth, the assassin of President Lincoln, in Virginia.

At least Lincoln wore a hat 👒. 3/4 of the people on here dont wear any hats 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

It was the style at the time….

I think I’m wearing one in a pic somewhere….."

Drinks 🍸 🍹 🍸 🍹 🍸 lol 😆 😂

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By *apri 555Man
3 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

If your not in ya can't win 😁

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎

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By *uleBreakersCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin, Laois


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎"

Not the kind of riding i want

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎"

Ahhh sure ya have to get a good ride in when ya get a chance.

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

[Verse 1]

She put it right between my lips

And I bit down with the light

And I asked her had she anything

She handed me a light

And with that light I took a drag

And I watched the world go by

You were mine and I was yours

And our limit was the sky

[Chorus]

And we watched time go by

Well I told her ask me anything

She asked me how to cry

And when I think of you I know

Forever I will be

Happy as the fool because together we are free

[Verse 2]

Well we cantered on by the statue

Where once Phil Lynott stood

Met by his [?] being hoisted outside Mary's Pub

He'd never seen the like before

Rare seemed so daft

And the cobbles were lit up by the enchantment of your laugh

[Chorus]

And we watched time go by

Well I told her ask me anything

She asked me how to cry

And when I think of you I know forever I will be

Happy as the fool because together we are free

[Verse 3]

Well we watched the buskers play a tune in lower Grafton Street

And I tried to grab your finger but I wasn't so discreet

You smiled and braced my hand and pulled me into some old bar

And we drank a drop and we twirled and talked about our lives so far

[Chorus]

And we watched time go by

Well I told her ask me anything

She asked me how to cry

And when I think of you I know forever I will be

Happy as the fool because together we are free

[Verse 4]

Well he swallowed down his last drop

And began to feel the heat

And he gestured to the bar man that it was his time to leave

With a cap upon his head he thought of home in Skibbereen

Said we were the finest couple that his eyes had ever seen

[Chorus]

And we watched time go by

Well I told her ask me anything

She asked me how to cry

And when I think of you I know forever I will be

Happy as the fool because together we are free

[Verse 5]

And as she boards her plane back to her home in Amsterdam

She'll study for the year, before turning to her land

She said she loves a man and he is stationed far away

With him her precious love, she says, forever it will stay

[Chorus]

And we watched time go by

Well I told her ask me anything

She asked me how to cry

And when I think of you I know forever I will be

Happy as the fool because together we are free

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎

Not the kind of riding i want "

Gerrrrrrrup 🐴

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By *weetpea2000Woman
3 weeks ago

Wexford

🤠 yeehaw

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Blah

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎"

We were waiting foe Linden to write a song 🙄

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Back to bump

It’s coming along nicely folks

Keep it going

Wanna know the results before zzz 🛏️😴

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By *ackagain252525Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

Song time

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ive give up the count now 🙄

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By *apri 555Man
3 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

In to keep it moving 😁

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Ive give up the count now 🙄"

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎

We were waiting foe Linden to write a song 🙄"

Next thing I’ll be blamed for holding things up while people read it…..

I feel like I’m losing this argument…..

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Really no clue as to who’s won who on this one

Jaffa I don’t envy your task

Judges decision is final !

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??"

If you post consecutively but quoting different posters does that count?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎

We were waiting foe Linden to write a song 🙄

Next thing I’ll be blamed for holding things up while people read it…..

I feel like I’m losing this argument….. "

I'm sure it's lovely but I couldnt be arsed

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By *ackagain252525Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

Bank holiday weekend on the way!

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By *errardNo8Man
3 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??"

Only if it's my bed

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??"

Well if you do can you tell us so we aren't all waiting for the results

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"7 minutes without a post

Get back on them horses lads and lasses

🐎

We were waiting foe Linden to write a song 🙄

Next thing I’ll be blamed for holding things up while people read it…..

I feel like I’m losing this argument…..

I'm sure it's lovely but I couldnt be arsed"

In summary, she had a boyfriend and didn’t seem to be into the lifestyle…..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Bank holiday weekend on the way!"

Pffft 💩

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By *ackagain252525Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

Your hardly heading to bed already!

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Have we all been playing to more or less win ourselves!?

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

I reckon around 30 odd left

C’mon

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By *ackagain252525Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

And bed! Night all

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??

Well if you do can you tell us so we aren't all waiting for the results "

To be on the safe side I think every should send boob pics to Biscuits and I, just in case we win……

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance


"Have we all been playing to more or less win ourselves!?"

I’d happily win myself to go to bed with right now

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??

Well if you do can you tell us so we aren't all waiting for the results

To be on the safe side I think every should send boob pics to Biscuits and I, just in case we win……"

YES

For every one received, I'll add a nonsensical poat here to move things along quicker

C'mon c'mon people let's see dem diddies 🍈🍈

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Ive give up the count now 🙄

Can I give up too so I can go to bed??

Well if you do can you tell us so we aren't all waiting for the results

To be on the safe side I think every should send boob pics to Biscuits and I, just in case we win……"

Well you'll have to send me dick pics then...standard prizes

Dicks or boobs??

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

Good night ye shites!

Thank you Jaffa 😘

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

The cheek of some people actually posting on other threads

Have they lost their minds

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Have we all been playing to more or less win ourselves!?

I’d happily win myself to go to bed with right now "

Ah no

Can I chose someone to spoon me

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By *weetpea2000Woman
3 weeks ago

Wexford


"Bank holiday weekend on the way!"

Rain or shine?

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By *ackagain252525Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

Shine!

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Have we all been playing to more or less win ourselves!?

I’d happily win myself to go to bed with right now

Ah no

Can I chose someone to spoon me"

To tired for forking?…..

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

You could wait for a lifetime

To spend your days in the sunsheeeeiiiiine ☀️

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Have we all been playing to more or less win ourselves!?

I’d happily win myself to go to bed with right now

Ah no

Can I chose someone to spoon me

To tired for forking?….. :-

D"

I'll go have a coffee ☕️

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By *elfastDMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Would this be a good time to join this thread?!?

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Not at all

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Hmmmm

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"You could wait for a lifetime

To spend your days in the sunsheeeeiiiiine ☀️"

Are you putting a skylight in the attic?….. ☀️ 🙏

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By *elfastDMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Damn things move quick in here

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Can the results be fast tracked please. I will pay big money

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By *onderingpurposeMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

My God you are a serious bunch of Horngry feckers

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
3 weeks ago

Portstewart

Damn that went quick

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By *weetpea2000Woman
3 weeks ago

Wexford

Are we there yet?

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By *elfastDMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

I’m in the danger zone for winning biscuits

Living life on the edge

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Can the results be fast tracked please. I will pay big money "

There’s a lot of allegedly attempted bribery going on in this thread…..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Thank god...chop chop

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"You could wait for a lifetime

To spend your days in the sunsheeeeiiiiine ☀️

Are you putting a skylight in the attic?….. ☀️ 🙏 "

😮

We... gotta make it haaapppeeeeeen 🎸

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Woop

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Better calm down

I was on the verge of winning myself there

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

You all came too early…..

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

🙏🙏🙏😬😬

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