FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say in bed and at a fuel protest

By *wagman32 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Swords

Bit of fun for the evening...

Help people take their minds off stressing about commutes or fuel shortages

what is an acceptable phase you might hear in bed or st a fuel protest?

I'll start....

"You can't leave that load there"

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

I think all the pumps are empty now

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By *wagman32 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Swords

"I think all the pumps are empty now"

😂

"Johnny did you bring your big tool?"

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By *apri 555Man
6 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Don't waste a single drop

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By *riendly_fun_guyMan
6 weeks ago

Dublin

Don’t know why I’m here, Mine keeps going for hours… I charge to with solar during the day 🤣

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By *ightsOutCouple
6 weeks ago

It’s a long way

I wasn’t expecting such a great turnout

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By *earuisceMan
6 weeks ago

south sligo

Have you got anything in reserve?

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By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

Its only takes 3 people and everything's closed up

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By *ust_us999Couple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere

You really made my brain turn off!

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By *adger BrocMan
6 weeks ago

North Cork

"I'm going to stay here until I have everyone totally fu*ked"

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By *amino GuyMan
6 weeks ago

West Cork / Cork City /Killarney/ Dublin

Are you outta juice?

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
6 weeks ago

South Dublin

She'll take a big load, go all day of you need it 🚜

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By *apoleons_noseMan
6 weeks ago

belfast

Call the army in this is to big a job for the guards

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By *onny17Man
6 weeks ago

town

I'm not stopping till we're all happy

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
6 weeks ago

lucan

That entrance is blocked!

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By *amsevenMan
6 weeks ago

cork

I'll just get my water cannon out

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

Fill ‘er up.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

There's a big queue for this one...maybe try somewhere else.

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By *un1514Man
6 weeks ago

navan

My tanks full…

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Dublin

Oh Micheál how you have the stamina to keep fucking us is a mystery!

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By *omanic400Man
6 weeks ago

Cork

Our audience is getting bigger

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By *errardNo8Man
6 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

You don't wanna put that in there, it's green

I'm sorry I couldn't help it

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By *ollypop9Woman
6 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

I am just here to watch, but I could be persuaded to join in.

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By *ixerjohnMan
6 weeks ago

Ennis

We will keep this up for as long as it takes.

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By *j2000Man
6 weeks ago

mayo

"I am just here to watch, but I could be persuaded to join in."

If your sure? You can queue and ill try and get to you as soon as I catch my breath

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
6 weeks ago

Limerick City

I'm apsulty fu£king downded, and I dont give a fu£k

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
6 weeks ago

Lucan

Right, get up on her but go slowly.

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By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Serious amount of horns

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By *ea ShellsWoman
6 weeks ago

Sligo

I don’t need a full load just now. Just lots of pumping periodically.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

The warning light came on

Quick fill her up

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By *omanic400Man
6 weeks ago

Cork

Fill her up

Keep pushing, I'm almost there

That was quick

Very disappointing 😞

Bring on the army

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By *ornylad71Man
6 weeks ago

Dundalk

Call in the army

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By *wagman32 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Swords

"Its rising"

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By *rnicaMan
6 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

Nips like a pair of scania wheel nuts

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Lots of standing around chatting...

Not much progress 🙄

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
6 weeks ago

Limerick City

Right ✅️, my work here is done ✔️ 🙌 😌 🙂. I'm off home lol 😆.

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By *onor80Man
6 weeks ago

Waterford, Wexford, Kildare

Keep going till you hear the click! Once she's full pull it out.

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By *at1986CoolMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

You may back in tighter, I'll never pump it from here.

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By *astelloWoman
5 weeks ago

Far far away

I said splay not pepper spray.

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By *at1986CoolMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

We are at this five days now, I'm not pulling out.

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By *rnicaMan
5 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

I'm not budging unless I get a discount

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By *b40Man
5 weeks ago

lisburn

Suppose this will cost me a fortune🤣🤣

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By *at1986CoolMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

I was screwing lad's most nights for a bit of cash but that's all dried up too. People just can't afford this carry on anymore.

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By *rnicaMan
5 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

Now we're suckin Diesel !!

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By *at1986CoolMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

What's your husband doing today?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

I don't think there's anything left in the tank..😢

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
5 weeks ago

Mayo

It's not just the government that riding ya

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By *urfdudeMan
5 weeks ago

WEXFORD

Full to the brim

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By *oung bull500Man
5 weeks ago

dublin

Lube me up before you fuck me 😂⛽️

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By *he KakapoMan
5 weeks ago

A nice rock

What a giant cock

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
5 weeks ago

Newry

It wasn't as big as I thought it was going to be

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By *hreehuggerMan
5 weeks ago

galway

There's 3 bus loads of guards on the way, they'll shift ya!

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By *he KakapoMan
5 weeks ago

A nice rock

Tractor drivers making everyone dry as usual

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By *oldByMarCouple
5 weeks ago

PDI

I’ve a full load and nowhere to tip

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By *oldByMarCouple
5 weeks ago

PDI

Have diesel will travel

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

We made the news again 😜

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
5 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

It was great at the beginning but seriously, can we just stop now??

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By *oldByMarCouple
5 weeks ago

PDI

How much can you take ?

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
5 weeks ago

Limerick City

Well that was great...

Think I'll go watch the masters

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By *ocal studMan
5 weeks ago

northern ireland

Keep micky in

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
5 weeks ago

Home

You're not allowed to go in there

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
5 weeks ago

Mayo

I wonder will Carla be coming with the big baton

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By *iablo soloWoman
5 weeks ago

ecstasy

[Removed by poster at 13/04/26 01:47:39]

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By *iablo soloWoman
5 weeks ago

ecstasy

I'm glad I practiced so much, my sucking and siphoning skills will come in handy now.

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By *iablo soloWoman
5 weeks ago

ecstasy

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By *leasurer77Man
5 weeks ago

Athlone

Oh look, the cops are pulling him off!

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By *eturninghornMan
5 weeks ago

Cork

The hose is empty

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By *ake2891Man
5 weeks ago

cork

Me-hole Martin

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By *rnicaMan
5 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

Oooh, who crumpled your back bumper..?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

There must be a quicker way to do this 🤔

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By *man1044Man
5 weeks ago

North Galway

Have you got the nozzle ready yet.

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By *heXxXWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

wow, it got huge

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By *rnicaMan
5 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

I'm running on empty here... How long more..?

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By *rnicaMan
5 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

"wow, it got huge"

It's fit to burst... You've been standing on my hose

😘

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By *heXxXWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Don’t give up now

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By *heXxXWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

"I'm running on empty here... How long more..?"

We are almost there, hang in a bit longer

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By *ot neuteredMan
5 weeks ago

Kildare

Can you face sitting here all day.

I won't fill you up till you get out of that Mini.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
5 weeks ago

Lucan

Right, I had my fun and I'm going home now.

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By *wingme22Man
5 weeks ago

Galway

You back up onto me and we will keep it good and tight...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
5 weeks ago

Lucan

Jaysus missus, the tank is empty, I can't move.

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By *ndrea CrossTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Look at all those dicks....

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
5 weeks ago

Limerick City

Lads if ye dont cop on, were gona end up loosing Michael and Danny lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

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By *amsevenMan
5 weeks ago

cork

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