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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere

If I broke into your house and took whatever you had on the top shelf of your fridge...what would I get

And what could I make to eat out of the ingredients

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan

Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks

A couple of cans of cider well past their best before date

An expired bottle of lucozade sport 🤢

A large quantity of greek yoghurt a carton of ramen broth

Ready steady cook the hell out of that Bog

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

"

Whipped cream you say 😋 🤔

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

Whipped cream you say 😋 🤔

"

You know me to well 🤣🤣

We still have to get back to that 😘

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar


"If I broke into your house and took whatever you had on the top shelf of your fridge...what would I get

And what could I make to eat out of the ingredients "

Butter, lemons, Greek yogurt, egg white (probably should be binned) supergrass salad (beans, rice, chick peas mix), defrosted frozen fruit.

One pot of yogurt is only 3 weeks out of date but I'll let you have the in date one 😇

Practically a 3 course meal right there 🤣

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

"

How similar to my own alcohol/dairy blend

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By *nbeweedableWoman
8 weeks ago

Kerry

2kg chocolate ganache, biscuit dough and strawberry chilli jam on the top shelf.

Was this post to encourage us to clean the fridges because if so, fair play 😂

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By *he KakapoMan
8 weeks ago

A nice rock

Fruit and berries

Yogurt

Butter

I need to shop

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan


"If I broke into your house and took whatever you had on the top shelf of your fridge...what would I get

And what could I make to eat out of the ingredients

Butter, lemons, Greek yogurt, egg white (probably should be binned) supergrass salad (beans, rice, chick peas mix), defrosted frozen fruit.

One pot of yogurt is only 3 weeks out of date but I'll let you have the in date one 😇

Practically a 3 course meal right there 🤣

"

Jesus how big is your fridge 🤣🤣

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"2kg chocolate ganache, biscuit dough and strawberry chilli jam on the top shelf.

Was this post to encourage us to clean the fridges because if so, fair play 😂"

You're winning so far especially since I dont cook

Is 2kg of chocolate ganache a lot

How much of a person would that cover

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks


"2kg chocolate ganache, biscuit dough and strawberry chilli jam on the top shelf.

Was this post to encourage us to clean the fridges because if so, fair play 😂

You're winning so far especially since I dont cook

Is 2kg of chocolate ganache a lot

How much of a person would that cover "

I was just about to say I think we're secretly indulging some sploshing fantasy you are about to reveal

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"2kg chocolate ganache, biscuit dough and strawberry chilli jam on the top shelf.

Was this post to encourage us to clean the fridges because if so, fair play 😂

You're winning so far especially since I dont cook

Is 2kg of chocolate ganache a lot

How much of a person would that cover

I was just about to say I think we're secretly indulging some sploshing fantasy you are about to reveal "

It started off small with just one donut

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

How similar to my own alcohol/dairy blend "

Yeah 🤣 but my cider will never go out of date..

You could end up in hell for allowing that to happen 😁

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By *he KakapoMan
8 weeks ago

A nice rock

Can we not waste good ganache spreading it on people please.

You perverts use the jam ill be in the corner with the chocolate and cookie dough

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By *nbeweedableWoman
8 weeks ago

Kerry


"Is 2kg of chocolate ganache a lot

How much of a person would that cover "

Depends on if they're over/under 6ft 😂

Era it's enough for 80ish cupcakes so spread it thin and you'll cover someone top to toe easily. Body heat would actually make it spread incredibly well

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
8 weeks ago

kinkytown

Sliced cheese, cans of soft drinks and half a red onion

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan


"Sliced cheese, cans of soft drinks and half a red onion"

Take the onion outa the fridge please everything will stink..

(Onion scented fresh pineapple 🍍)

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By *aseylee324Couple
8 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

An extensive range of condiments, both sweet and savoury

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By *ightsOutCouple
8 weeks ago

It’s a long way

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By *ightsOutCouple
8 weeks ago

It’s a long way


"An extensive range of condiments, both sweet and savoury"

The very same! I thought I was weird when everyone else had actual food up there 😂

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
8 weeks ago

kinkytown


"Sliced cheese, cans of soft drinks and half a red onion

Take the onion outa the fridge please everything will stink..

(Onion scented fresh pineapple 🍍)

"

Wrapped in tin foil

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By *otownkid1967Man
8 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Roasted artichokes(M&S), Ham, cheese, tomatoes, leftover spuds and greens for today's dinner and a pot of Hummus.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere

One fridge has a bottle of pepsi max

A bottle of peach tea drink

A tub of lactose free cream

The other fridge has an assortment of Spanish ham slices

Chicken breast slices

Packets of sliced ham

Spiceburgers

Rashers

Sausages

White pudding

Horgans pate

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By *otownkid1967Man
8 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"One fridge has a bottle of pepsi max

A bottle of peach tea drink

A tub of lactose free cream

The other fridge has an assortment of Spanish ham slices

Chicken breast slices

Packets of sliced ham

Spiceburgers

Rashers

Sausages

White pudding

Horgans pate "

Feckin show off..2 fridges!! I can't afford to fill one

And another thing...spiceburgers🤮🤮🤮...devil's food

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"One fridge has a bottle of pepsi max

A bottle of peach tea drink

A tub of lactose free cream

The other fridge has an assortment of Spanish ham slices

Chicken breast slices

Packets of sliced ham

Spiceburgers

Rashers

Sausages

White pudding

Horgans pate

Feckin show off..2 fridges!! I can't afford to fill one

And another thing...spiceburgers🤮🤮🤮...devil's food"

2 built in fridge freezer were cheaper than one American style ones that dont store as much

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Top shelf is the most boring one. Soups for work lunch, ham, butter, yoghurts. Bleh.

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By *amsevenMan
8 weeks ago

cork

Ketchup, mayonnaise, yoghurt, fews cans of cider, psilocybin truffles,

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere

Ketchup does not belong in a fridge

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By *ixerjohnMan
8 weeks ago

Ennis

Butter, turkey slices and 3 types of cheese.(Can fit more cans in the bottom drawers).

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

4 steaks, 8 chicken breasts, 6 steak burgers, 4 turkey burgers, 5 packets of bacon medallions. Basically the meat shelf

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

Newry

A vast array of sauces, relishes, chutneys, and marinades.

Good luck making a meal out of them but you could make the weirdest smoothie ever

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By *allie99_99Man
8 weeks ago

Loughrea


"A vast array of sauces, relishes, chutneys, and marinades.

Good luck making a meal out of them but you could make the weirdest smoothie ever "

I'm the same plus natural yoghurt and cheese

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
8 weeks ago

The West

A world of condiments. Some of them might be older than my children.

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By *weetpea2000Woman
8 weeks ago

Wexford

Sushi mayo, choc trifle (single), buttermilk soda sliced, sundried tomatoes, oyster sauce, mature cheese block ,1/4 of Veda malt loaf, 1/2 a caramac, 22 milk sachets and two (Feb dated) yoghurts...they'll be grand!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

A slap and tell you to put the kettle on

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By *hiaZen7.5Man
8 weeks ago

Centre

Skyr, cheese, fanta zero and ballymaloe relish 😭😭

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
8 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Dr Pepper

Everything else is on the lower shelves I can reach 😹😹

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"Sushi mayo, choc trifle (single), buttermilk soda sliced, sundried tomatoes, oyster sauce, mature cheese block ,1/4 of Veda malt loaf, 1/2 a caramac, 22 milk sachets and two (Feb dated) yoghurts...they'll be grand!"

Sweetheart

Bread in the fridge .....whats the story....like ketchup it doesnt belong in the fridge

I'd throw the yogurts to be honestb

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks


" I'd throw the yogurts to be honestb "

You never had a fizzy yoghurt? They're a treat

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
8 weeks ago

The West

Ketchup goes in the fridge.

Fite me

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"Ketchup goes in the fridge.

Fite me "

Depends on which one of ye wrote this

Actually it probably doesnt I'd Still lose

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By *nbeweedableWoman
8 weeks ago

Kerry

Why is there meat on top shelves? Why aren't condiments in the door and why is there bread in the fridge at all. You're all clearly mental 😂

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

Newry


"Why is there meat on top shelves? Why aren't condiments in the door and why is there bread in the fridge at all. You're all clearly mental 😂"

My door is also full of condiments. And the door of the second fridge. Plus the top shelf of one fridge. Also - rumour has it - that I might have three storage baskets in my cupboards full of condiments. And that's after the pre-Christmas clear out of out-of-date stuff.

If anyone has a helpline number that might be useful send it my way

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
8 weeks ago

Co Antrim


"A vast array of sauces, relishes, chutneys, and marinades.

Good luck making a meal out of them but you could make the weirdest smoothie ever "

Me too, I'm not sure what you could make put of a jar of sweet peppers, mint sauce, mayo, baileys Irish cream and olives

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

Newry


"A vast array of sauces, relishes, chutneys, and marinades.

Good luck making a meal out of them but you could make the weirdest smoothie ever

Me too, I'm not sure what you could make put of a jar of sweet peppers, mint sauce, mayo, baileys Irish cream and olives "

An emetic?

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By *oc09Man
8 weeks ago

near u

Are people actually walking into there fridge and checking 😂😂

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By *amsevenMan
8 weeks ago

cork


"Ketchup does not belong in a fridge "

I checked to be sure, it says refrigerate and use within 8 weeks on the bottle

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By *omthumb139Man
8 weeks ago

Athlone

Yoghurts yoghurts and more yoghurts. Feckin kids lunches!! Oh and two small Lindor Easter eggs

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By *aseylee324Couple
8 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"Are people actually walking into there fridge and checking 😂😂"

I cleaned my fridge yesterday so can say with confidence that the top shelf contains nothing but (in date) condiments

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Why is there meat on top shelves? Why aren't condiments in the door and why is there bread in the fridge at all. You're all clearly mental 😂"

You just said what I wanted to 🤣

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By *asty PoisionWoman
8 weeks ago

roscommon


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

"

On the way. Could put that top shelf into good use lol

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
8 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Bacon, turkey slices and cheese.

I live alone, clearly proven by the contents of my fridge

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"Ketchup does not belong in a fridge

I checked to be sure, it says refrigerate and use within 8 weeks on the bottle "

8 days in my house with the amount used

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By *lue eyesMan
8 weeks ago

cavan


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

On the way. Could put that top shelf into good use lol "

I'll leave the key in the back door..Just lock it when you come in 😁

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By *asty PoisionWoman
8 weeks ago

roscommon


"Bulmers

7up

Whipped cream

Milk 🫣🫣🫣

If you can make something to eat out of that your a michelin starred chef In disguise 🥸 Bogman.

I've a nice butchers cut t bone steak and the garlic potatoes on the middle one but your not getting near that 😋

On the way. Could put that top shelf into good use lol

I'll leave the key in the back door..Just lock it when you come in 😁"

Deal

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By *ot neuteredMan
8 weeks ago

Kildare

A 4 pound butter mountain, parmesan, cheddar and stilton cheese, cream, hummus, beetroot, heinz salad cream, coleslaw.

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By *aradeaneWoman
8 weeks ago

Enfield

3 bottles of craft(wanker) beer, champagne (bigger wanker) blueberries, inactive ater kefir(notions) gone off cheese.

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By *aradeaneWoman
8 weeks ago

Enfield


"Are people actually walking into there fridge and checking 😂😂"

Most common folk can't walk into, rather up to their fridge but I stand to be corrected here.....

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By *og-Man OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere


"Are people actually walking into there fridge and checking 😂😂

Most common folk can't walk into, rather up to their fridge but I stand to be corrected here....."

That would be so posh

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By *s SingletWoman
8 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Protein milk (strawberry flavour) turkey burgers and sliced cheese

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
8 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

It's where things go to die in our fridge as I can't reach it!!

Usually out of date sour cream and guacamole tubs, a half tin of opened beans, some chocolate that was hidden from the kids (and forgotten about)

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By *otsowickedCouple
8 weeks ago

Galway

Champagne 🍾, 2 cans of captain morgan n , yogurts(probably out of date 🙄) apple juice, philadelphia cheese

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By *DSGCouple
8 weeks ago

That place in

Yogurts,sauces, jams and marmalade

Exciting eh!

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