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By *ady Chatterley OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Athlone

This could go either way.

Name 4 fab profiles that you would invite into your home to sample your culinary delights, and allow look through your drawers.

No cash prize in the end, but the ride, who knows.

My Table

Bogman

BadgerBroc

Linden

Biscuit8.

Charcuterie Board

Steak

Pavalova

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Narrator: "Biscuits and Linden are absent from the dining table again, and the spare room appears to be locked!"

I'll pick 4 forum regulars/friends/hotlisters

Lady Chatterley (to be sound and return the invite)

Bella (because the two of yous together would probably be mental)

Jaffa (finally get to to rip the piss out of her in person)

SexyScientists (Mrs - all round sound head)

Monkfish

Steak*

Sticky Toffee

*Bacon and cabbage for Jaffa. I told her years ago I'd make her one some day.

Yous can all go through my drawers but it's boring stuff like old gig tickets, useless cables, documents that are probably important, and johnnies of which some are probably past their use by date now

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By *ensualDivaWoman
8 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar

Biscuits8

Linden

Arnica

Bogman (to keep us to a schedule and organise the seating plan)

Food? Pfft! Maybe a few takeaway pizzas (no pineapple as we aren't heathens). And a few bags of cheesy wotsits and a mint aero or two.

I tell ya no one is getting a word in edgeways at that table...could go on for days

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Narrator: "Biscuits and Linden are absent from the dining table again, and the spare room appears to be locked!"

I'll pick 4 forum regulars/friends/hotlisters

Lady Chatterley (to be sound and return the invite)

Bella (because the two of yous together would probably be mental)

Jaffa (finally get to to rip the piss out of her in person)

SexyScientists (Mrs - all round sound head)

Monkfish

Steak*

Sticky Toffee

*Bacon and cabbage for Jaffa. I told her years ago I'd make her one some day.

Yous can all go through my drawers but it's boring stuff like old gig tickets, useless cables, documents that are probably important, and johnnies of which some are probably past their use by date now "

What's the vegetarian option?

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"What's the vegetarian option? "

Me? I've been told there's no meat on me...

There are loads of places local for a veggie pizza either 🍕

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar


"What's the vegetarian option?

Me? I've been told there's no meat on me...

There are loads of places local for a veggie pizza either 🍕 "

Option 1 so 😜. I'm on a diet

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By *s LollyWoman
8 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Realitybites: super company and the Nordie accent 😍

Linden: Funny as fuck 😅

Lipstick kisses: Love her vibe and company ❤️

Little Bow Peeping: Love her vibe and great aul craic❤️

Takeaway of choice and beers 😁

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"What's the vegetarian option?

Me? I've been told there's no meat on me...

There are loads of places local for a veggie pizza either 🍕

Option 1 so 😜. I'm on a diet"

😆

Biscuits has answered the front door topless and lathered in sauces, to the surprise of all bar one guest 😱"

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
8 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Mine would be all ladies...with no riding involved.

Lipstick Kisses as she's been one of my favourites on here for years and she's so much fun in person

Jaffa as I love her forum posts and contributions and would love to meet in person properly

JustBo as she's just great and very friendly

Casey from CaseyLee as her forum replies and posts often have me laughing and/or open mouthed in shock at the same time

Menu:-

Arancini balls

Lasagne

Tiramisu

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By *affa31Woman
8 weeks ago

Galway


"Mine would be all ladies...with no riding involved.

Lipstick Kisses as she's been one of my favourites on here for years and she's so much fun in person

Jaffa as I love her forum posts and contributions and would love to meet in person properly

JustBo as she's just great and very friendly

Casey from CaseyLee as her forum replies and posts often have me laughing and/or open mouthed in shock at the same time

Menu:-

Arancini balls

Lasagne

Tiramisu

"

Feck biscuits and his cabbage, I’m in!

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

I don't like this thread anymore 🥲

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
8 weeks ago

The West

I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal.

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By *iscuits8Man
8 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal."

7!

The absolute greed

(this isn't a complaint...)

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
8 weeks ago

Newtownabbey


"I don't like this thread anymore 🥲"

More cabbage for you!! Bonus

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By *he KakapoMan
8 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal."

Wait which one is Dork

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
8 weeks ago

The West


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal.

Wait which one is Dork"

That's revealed when you put on your blindfold.

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By *affa31Woman
8 weeks ago

Galway


"I don't like this thread anymore 🥲"

I’m sure _inden will dry your tears

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
8 weeks ago

Ennis


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal."

Would you need a waitress for this little get together by any chance 😇.

Dress code is up for negotiation 😏

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By *he KakapoMan
8 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal.

Wait which one is Dork

That's revealed when you put on your blindfold."

This cucumber is overripe

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By *ustBoWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Mine would be all ladies...with no riding involved.

Lipstick Kisses as she's been one of my favourites on here for years and she's so much fun in person

Jaffa as I love her forum posts and contributions and would love to meet in person properly

JustBo as she's just great and very friendly

Casey from CaseyLee as her forum replies and posts often have me laughing and/or open mouthed in shock at the same time

Menu:-

Arancini balls

Lasagne

Tiramisu

"

Sounds great. Count me in

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
8 weeks ago

The West


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal.

Would you need a waitress for this little get together by any chance 😇.

Dress code is up for negotiation 😏"

Your in. The uniform is available from Temu.

Just search, skimpiest maids outfit imaginable

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By *indenMan
8 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"What's the vegetarian option?

Me? I've been told there's no meat on me...

There are loads of places local for a veggie pizza either 🍕

Option 1 so 😜. I'm on a diet

😆

Biscuits has answered the front door topless and lathered in sauces, to the surprise of all bar one guest 😱""

I was surprised till I fainted……

Thanks for carrying me inside…..

And many thanks for the invites, you’re all invited round to mine, I’ll be serving crisp sandwiches, warm cans of beer, (no glasses) and Terrys chocolate orange…….😋

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
8 weeks ago

Ennis


"I'd have to go with:

TheRareEdition

Bogman

Linden

Biscuit8

Geralt (come back!)

Kakapo

With Dork as the main meal.

Would you need a waitress for this little get together by any chance 😇.

Dress code is up for negotiation 😏

Your in. The uniform is available from Temu.

Just search, skimpiest maids outfit imaginable "

Deal 😂! I fully expected you to go down the naked waitress route

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

Newry


"I don't like this thread anymore 🥲

I’m sure _inden will dry your tears "

They're not tears...

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By *indenMan
8 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I don't like this thread anymore 🥲

I’m sure _inden will dry your tears

They're not tears..."

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By *ing PaddyMan
8 weeks ago

South County Dublin

Queen elfie

Mia Mystery

I cook them a lovely meal. Pre drinks champagne plenty of wine and cocktails

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By *ing PaddyMan
8 weeks ago

South County Dublin


"Queen elfie

Mia Mystery

I cook them a lovely meal. Pre drinks champagne plenty of wine and cocktails "

And Jess

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By *adger BrocMan
8 weeks ago

North Cork


"This could go either way.

Name 4 fab profiles that you would invite into your home to sample your culinary delights, and allow look through your drawers.

No cash prize in the end, but the ride, who knows.

My Table

Bogman

BadgerBroc

Linden

Biscuit8.

Charcuterie Board

Steak

Pavalova

"

I am honoured indeed to be included amongst such exalted company. It would be interesting to meet each one for the first time.🤝

The menu is exactly to my taste 🥩🥓🍧🍨and the drawer peek would be an interesting bonus....🩱👙👠.

The hostess is one of the most delicious delights of Fab and I would be happy to accept her generous invitation.

❤️💋🤗

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By *aseylee324Couple
8 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"Mine would be all ladies...with no riding involved.

Lipstick Kisses as she's been one of my favourites on here for years and she's so much fun in person

Jaffa as I love her forum posts and contributions and would love to meet in person properly

JustBo as she's just great and very friendly

Casey from CaseyLee as her forum replies and posts often have me laughing and/or open mouthed in shock at the same time

Menu:-

Arancini balls

Lasagne

Tiramisu

"

You have impeccable taste my dear

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By *t777Woman
8 weeks ago

Dublin, Meath


"This could go either way.

Name 4 fab profiles that you would invite into your home to sample your culinary delights, and allow look through your drawers.

No cash prize in the end, but the ride, who knows.

My Table

Bogman

BadgerBroc

Linden

Biscuit8.

Charcuterie Board

Steak

Pavalova

"

Yum

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By *eelight69Couple
8 weeks ago

donegal border

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By *eelight69Couple
8 weeks ago

donegal border

I've thought too long and hard about this one tbh 🤣

But here goes..

ScarlettsBruce - I love photography and the pics are 👌

Cherish - she was our first veri at our very first swing party, would love to hear what she really thought of us then and now 🤔

The Moo Bears - wrote the most amazing veri and then disappeared (i know why but need to meet this couple again 🤞) 😘

Samson4Delilah - we have met many times but seriously if ur having any kind of a party u need this couple, Delilah is just mighty craic 🥳

Now the actual dinner, since I have to keep Mr. A in mind I will go all Irish with....🥰

Veg soup 🤷‍♀️

Steak, spud, veg & plenty of gravy

Plain ice-cream 🤣

All the hot spiceyness happens in the bedroom or the kitchen counter, or dining table.....well feck ya Lady Chatterley I'm so horny now I may organise a dinner party, sure whats another party in the world of _eelight69 🤣🤣🤣

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By *adger BrocMan
8 weeks ago

North Cork

Guests:

Lady Chatterley

Blue Eyes

Geordie

Sexy Scientists

Menu:

Warm Brie topped it with honey, nuts and beetroot purée, served on toasted baguette.

Spiced beef on a bed of creamed potato with red cabbage and asparagus spears.

Bread and butter pudding with custard and Five Farm cream liqueur.

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By *otownkid1967Man
8 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Guests

Boglady

Miss lolly

Sexy scientists

Menu

Starters..grilled haloumi topped

with honey and balsamic reduction

Mains Prime rib of beef, roasted root vegetables, roasted potatoes,Yorkshire pudding , gravy and homemade horseradish sauce.

Dessert..Apple and blueberry crumble with custard or ice cream.

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By *otownkid1967Man
8 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Oops forgot Bogman.

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