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By *ink-panth3r OP   Man
13 weeks ago

kilkenny

Surely there's some. Any mad/funny ones?

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Your site supports renewal is due in 5 days ....

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Just this morning got a message looking to pay for my nails once a month and send him the pics so ye could ✊️💦💦over them🤷

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Just this morning got a message looking to pay for my nails once a month and send him the pics so ye could ✊️💦💦over them🤷"

Ah here... get him to message me with that will you??

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Just this morning got a message looking to pay for my nails once a month and send him the pics so ye could ✊️💦💦over them🤷

Ah here... get him to message me with that will you?? "

Hadn't the heart to tell him these cost me €1.20 in Penny's

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By *ealmc1973Man
13 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Should be great business model, though. You'll get your free nails every month, he gets his shoots

Everybody's a winner on this, me thinks

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By *leasurer77Man
13 weeks ago

Athlone

I couldn't repeat some of the craziest. There are some mad people out there!

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By *appyPandaMan
13 weeks ago

Kilkenny and Waterford

Not on here but on the other one more catered towards kink, had an American guy message asking me to describe in detail the smell and taste of every woman I'd ever been with, and to add if race had an impact.

Man was in his late 40s so would have assumed he had enough experience to be able to make his own conclusions

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Hello neighbour……

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By *ealmc1973Man
13 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

^^^ ...and? How did that go?

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By *rxmrsCouple
13 weeks ago

dublin westmeath Dublin all over

How would you like to do a Catfight/ Wrestling with another woman. Do hear me out as both ladies well looked after on the nite ..

5 hours ago

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By *ol_ieMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin west


"How would you like to do a Catfight/ Wrestling with another woman. Do hear me out as both ladies well looked after on the nite ..

5 hours ago

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That one seems to pop up a good bit in here. A number of people have told me they have had that one so if nothing else they are persistent

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By *acyBoyMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin 6


"Just this morning got a message looking to pay for my nails once a month and send him the pics so ye could ✊️💦💦over them🤷

Ah here... get him to message me with that will you??

Hadn't the heart to tell him these cost me €1.20 in Penny's "

😂😂😂

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By *rCupidMan
13 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

Being verbally abused by a lady from a Fab couple following her posting a picture of her private parts in a Telegram group she added me to.

I ‘failed’ to like or comment on said pictures and was then on the receiving end of a litany of expletives. I know others have experienced the same behaviour too from the same person.

Childish carry on and no need nor place for it.

And if the same lady is reading this, I’d urge you to have some wit and respect when dolling out such abuse to me and others.

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"Being verbally abused by a lady from a Fab couple following her posting a picture of her private parts in a Telegram group she added me to.

I ‘failed’ to like or comment on said pictures and was then on the receiving end of a litany of expletives. I know others have experienced the same behaviour too from the same person.

Childish carry on and no need nor place for it.

And if the same lady is reading this, I’d urge you to have some wit and respect when dolling out such abuse to me and others. "

Just tell people like that to fuck off you'll feel better for it

They're so far up their own hole they don't leave room for anyone else

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Being verbally abused by a lady from a Fab couple following her posting a picture of her private parts in a Telegram group she added me to.

I ‘failed’ to like or comment on said pictures and was then on the receiving end of a litany of expletives. I know others have experienced the same behaviour too from the same person.

Childish carry on and no need nor place for it.

And if the same lady is reading this, I’d urge you to have some wit and respect when dolling out such abuse to me and others. "

Id something like this happen with a silly game on here of Kiss Fuck Pass the female of the couple took offence to me saying pass under their profile and questioned my eyesight both on here and private dm, to this day she still likes to make little digs, makes my day i live rent free in her head 🤪🤡🤭

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By *rCupidMan
13 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

I prefer not to tell anyone to ‘F off’ to be honest.

This same person has abused males, females and couples for not ‘liking’ images shared on Telegram group.

It’s bizarre behaviour and the language she has used to insult and abuse people is not acceptable. Some people have been put off attending parties she’s added to so it’s a poor reflection on her behaviour.

Anyway, that’s my 2cents worth…moving on…

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
13 weeks ago

Kingdom of Arnor, Meath


"How would you like to do a Catfight/ Wrestling with another woman. Do hear me out as both ladies well looked after on the nite ..

5 hours ago

That one seems to pop up a good bit in here. A number of people have told me they have had that one so if nothing else they are persistent "

Every time I hear that story I always think of that scene in Old School where to celebrate Old Blue's birthday they have jello wrestling. Old Blue's reaction to seeing two women in the ring with him is what I imagine would happen if this guy's fantasy ever comes to fruition

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast


"Being verbally abused by a lady from a Fab couple following her posting a picture of her private parts in a Telegram group she added me to.

I ‘failed’ to like or comment on said pictures and was then on the receiving end of a litany of expletives. I know others have experienced the same behaviour too from the same person.

Childish carry on and no need nor place for it.

And if the same lady is reading this, I’d urge you to have some wit and respect when dolling out such abuse to me and others.

Id something like this happen with a silly game on here of Kiss Fuck Pass the female of the couple took offence to me saying pass under their profile and questioned my eyesight both on here and private dm, to this day she still likes to make little digs, makes my day i live rent free in her head 🤪🤡🤭"

I passed on 2 women in a couple of those threads, one here and one in the lounge.

The woman in the lounge messaged to call me all sorts of names and said I would never have had a chance with her anyway.

The woman from here didn't respond but 2 members of her coven did and told me they would end my fab journey for embarrassing her.

They said my name would be shit in every chat group they were in and I would never get another meet.

I think they were overselling themselves.

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast


"I prefer not to tell anyone to ‘F off’ to be honest.

This same person has abused males, females and couples for not ‘liking’ images shared on Telegram group.

It’s bizarre behaviour and the language she has used to insult and abuse people is not acceptable. Some people have been put off attending parties she’s added to so it’s a poor reflection on her behaviour.

Anyway, that’s my 2cents worth…moving on…"

Some of those groups apparently charge for that level of abuse so it's reassuring to hear there are still some out there giving it away for free.

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By *asty PoisionWoman
13 weeks ago

roscommon


"I prefer not to tell anyone to ‘F off’ to be honest.

This same person has abused males, females and couples for not ‘liking’ images shared on Telegram group.

It’s bizarre behaviour and the language she has used to insult and abuse people is not acceptable. Some people have been put off attending parties she’s added to so it’s a poor reflection on her behaviour.

Anyway, that’s my 2cents worth…moving on…

Some of those groups apparently charge for that level of abuse so it's reassuring to hear there are still some out there giving it away for free. "

Wait hold the phone. People charge. Plenty that do it free.

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By *lassy ladyWoman
13 weeks ago

tullamore

Nice legs what time do they open at

Bla bla

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By *dol1Man
13 weeks ago

Gorey

U face

That was the extent of the message, I laughed and thought wow, to string a sentence together isn’t that difficult, is this the extent of some people’s communication capacity

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By *my CrosseTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Limerick

I got the maddest one.

New user

"Hi"

Or another one

"xxx" i never replied after 5min another one "sxy" gave me flutters to be honest

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

I've had a few crazy messages but I've had a lot more messages from crazy people. Do those count?

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By *asty PoisionWoman
13 weeks ago

roscommon


"I've had a few crazy messages but I've had a lot more messages from crazy people. Do those count? "

May need to hear a few so we can decide 🤣

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"Just this morning got a message looking to pay for my nails once a month and send him the pics so ye could ✊️💦💦over them🤷

Ah here... get him to message me with that will you?? "

lol 😂

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"Nice legs what time do they open at

Bla bla"

Funny 🤣

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By *iscuits8Man
13 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

I got one this morning from a couple's profile that just said

"My girlfriend"

I replied

"What about her"

Profile is gone now. Bizarre...

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By *iseekingbiCouple
13 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

"Saw you at confession last week"

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere


""Saw you at confession last week""

Imagine if it said

Heard your confession last week

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

To kick a guy in the balls... for fun..

I prefer the balls in croker

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By *ink-panth3r OP   Man
13 weeks ago

kilkenny


"To kick a guy in the balls... for fun..

I prefer the balls in croker "

christ

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By *ink-panth3r OP   Man
13 weeks ago

kilkenny


""Saw you at confession last week"

Imagine if it said

Heard your confession last week "

😆

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By *ink-panth3r OP   Man
13 weeks ago

kilkenny


"I've had a few crazy messages but I've had a lot more messages from crazy people. Do those count? "

Ah id say so

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By *ustBoWoman
13 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Had a few but the worst was a first messages from guy who said he would break into my house climb the stairs tie me up and r*pe me and beat me up in great detail. I told him good luck with that as I live in a bungalow. Some real gobshites on here though,makes you wonder why even send stupid messages.

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By *econds!!Couple
13 weeks ago

Southside

Recently received a request to drain their bank account. Lole pleading for me to spend their money for nothing in return. But nothing is free. I've no understanding of that particular sub kink. Thought it was just high flying Asian businessmen.

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

I've had messages from 3 different people all at the same time telling me the same stories.

I was advised by these people not to acknowledge a particular male on the forums because he was abusing a woman who was also a regular poster.

A month or so later those same people advised me that the woman was fantasist and I should ignore anything she said on the forums.

A few weeks later lo and behold, 3 more messages to tell me that the man and woman were the same person and should be avoided at all costs.

Bearing in mind both profiles were very well verified I had no idea where these tales were coming from but on top of that I had never spoken to either of them directly or even through the forums so why anyone felt the need to keep contacting me I've no idea.

It just told me that the chat group mentality was in full flow and made me thankful that I haven't been in one since COVID days.

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"Recently received a request to drain their bank account. Lole pleading for me to spend their money for nothing in return. But nothing is free. I've no understanding of that particular sub kink. Thought it was just high flying Asian businessmen. "

I think this was on the forums previously....called a pay pig I think ....dont want to insult anyone if its wrong

Some men gets theirs rocks off from spending lots of money on someone else

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Recently received a request to drain their bank account. Lole pleading for me to spend their money for nothing in return. But nothing is free. I've no understanding of that particular sub kink. Thought it was just high flying Asian businessmen.

I think this was on the forums previously....called a pay pig I think ....dont want to insult anyone if its wrong

Some men gets theirs rocks off from spending lots of money on someone else "

Ive been offered this on a few occasions like the one about my nail's above, other offers of money paid by Revolut from humiliating them to buying lingerie, accessories, and shoes to pose in and send them pictures, it's not my thing but some on here make alot from it......

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By *exysineadWoman
13 weeks ago

Sexy town

Iv been asked to sell my panties or to hide them around the town n give him clues to find them I'd be rewarded $ if he finds them.

Iv also been asked would i fuck this guys neighbour but leave the curtains open so he can watch but the thing is the neighbour doesn't know so I'd have to arrive to the door in lingerie n seduce him 🤣

And iv been asked if I like big girth and would I ride his gear stick of his car while he sits in the back n wanks 🤣🤣

wheres this guy who would pay for my nails why do I get the creepy ones 🤣🤣

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

I get asked for lemon meringue Donuts

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"Iv been asked to sell my panties or to hide them around the town n give him clues to find them I'd be rewarded $ if he finds them.

Iv also been asked would i fuck this guys neighbour but leave the curtains open so he can watch but the thing is the neighbour doesn't know so I'd have to arrive to the door in lingerie n seduce him 🤣

And iv been asked if I like big girth and would I ride his gear stick of his car while he sits in the back n wanks 🤣🤣

wheres this guy who would pay for my nails why do I get the creepy ones 🤣🤣 "

Wow that guy has some imagination 🤣

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By *exysineadWoman
13 weeks ago

Sexy town

I know 🤣🤣 I wonder would he drive me to the hospital after 🤣🤣some 'funny' ones on here 😬🤪

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
13 weeks ago

kinkytown

Had someone ask to send them out videos because they're too tight to pay for site support

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"I know 🤣🤣 I wonder would he drive me to the hospital after 🤣🤣some 'funny' ones on here 😬🤪"

lol only if your were not impaired on the gearstick. That would be an awkward one to explain to the first responders 😂

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"Had someone ask to send them out videos because they're too tight to pay for site support "

lol 😂 they were on a budget ha

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"I know 🤣🤣 I wonder would he drive me to the hospital after 🤣🤣some 'funny' ones on here 😬🤪"

I have seen a video on here of a woman in a car using the gearstick

Mind you I've also seen a video on here of a bloke using a hoover to give himself a blowjob

Poor Henry

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By *enny100Man
13 weeks ago

City


"I know 🤣🤣 I wonder would he drive me to the hospital after 🤣🤣some 'funny' ones on here 😬🤪

I have seen a video on here of a woman in a car using the gearstick

Mind you I've also seen a video on here of a bloke using a hoover to give himself a blowjob

Poor Henry "

Hope there was a good filter on that hoover. In case anything got detached 😬

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By *ink-panth3r OP   Man
13 weeks ago

kilkenny

Christ that's a good few mad ones

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By *insBadMan
13 weeks ago

& around


"Surely there's some. Any mad/funny ones?"

I get some strange ones

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

13 weeks ago

Central

Please be careful and not add any messages that you've received, as it's against Fab rules and can result in your getting a ban,etc.

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By *aketaxibelfastMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

I was asked to do this by a woman but tie her husband up and make him listen!! Told her it sounds kinky as fcuk but it also sounds like 8-10yrs all inclusive in HMP Maghaberry

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By *aradeaneWoman
13 weeks ago

Enfield


"Surely there's some. Any mad/funny ones?"

Saw you at mass last week.......

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By *l-Fabo39Man
13 weeks ago

belfast

lol very gd

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By *l-Fabo39Man
13 weeks ago

belfast

Hahaha

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By *l-Fabo39Man
13 weeks ago

belfast

Hahaha

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