FabSwingers.com forum: job vacancy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi due to the upturn in weather we are in need of a person to help us with our venture,the successful candidate will need to be female,a degree of fitness required,and prepared to travel...

more about us and the job,we intend to start a cross border bulmers smuggling operation to meet current demands,how we plan to do this is by rollerskates, customs officers always stop tucks,vans etc..but never a group of rollerskaters, for ease of handling we like to keep the bottles in there original crates so we suggest strapping a large box to your back,hence a certain degree of fitness will be required.

due to equality laws there is an open for alcoholics,however I must say that they generally fall off the rollerskates and damage the boxes,which although funny to watch,is frowned upon.said people tend to end up driving the tankers for our diesel laundering operation,so full licence required.

all rollerskates,boxes provided.

we also offer various facial disguises shoul you require one,the president Nixon and groucho marx being quite popular.

payment will run in conjunction with whatever shite the current croke park/haddington road bollex agrees to..

anyone interested please personel message me with facial and topless pic,measurements etc

eddie

By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"By the sound of that, I suspect you've already consumed a fair supply of it this morning.

Lol he even forgot his Name

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Lol he even forgot his Name

Lol. I hadn't noticed that. Well spotted!