FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to say on your first social coffee with someone

By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

So ye're getting on fine with a few bits of banter in messages back and forth ...you never know you might get the ride yet

Then you meet for a coffee

What's the worst thing you could say to blow it ( not in a good way )

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You look as wet as ab otters pocket. Never goes down well

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
14 weeks ago

Northside

"Howiya,I can't stay long,me Ma is picking me up in an hour"!

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By *ealmc1973Man
14 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

You're not as hot as the others?

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By *rnicaMan
14 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

I see you've put on another bit of weight

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Americano and a skinny latte for herself please

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By *ohnFKMan
14 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Are you sure you're only 30?🤔

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By *om TangoMan
14 weeks ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan

So you’re hot, what else are you good at. Actually got me a ride years ago😂😂

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By *heeky_and_TroubleCouple
14 weeks ago

Dublin

Ive a room booked and a catfight waiting

-Trouble

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By *onderingpurposeMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

I think Hitler was misunderstood

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"Americano and a skinny latte for herself please "

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By *ealmc1973Man
14 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

^^^

Why does she need 2 coffees?

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By *inkyDragonMan
14 weeks ago

Castleknock

"^^^

Why does she need 2 coffees?"

Coz he’ll be too busy yapping saying how big his cock is and how he loves eating pussy and can make any woman squirt everywhere from his tongue.

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By *ilkandSteel13Couple
14 weeks ago

near you

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Fuck, you really do have a big yellow emoji head on ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You really do use filters a lot. Didn't even recognise you.

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Looks like you already had a fair few slices of that lemon drizzle cake!!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

What decade was that face pic taken?

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By *ackkerry102Man
14 weeks ago

Tralee

I'm really not a threat

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

I just have to pop over the road for some duct tape and bin liners. Order me a black tea and I'll be back in a sec.

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By *affa31Woman
14 weeks ago

Galway

You went to school with my dad didn’t you?

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By *iscuits8Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

"I just have to pop over the road for some duct tape and bin liners. Order me a black tea and I'll be back in a sec.

You simply cannot keep our conversations private no matter how much I ask you to 🙄

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Do you like my pink diamante sliders?

The green socks really add a certain something don't they?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I just have to pop over the road for some duct tape and bin liners. Order me a black tea and I'll be back in a sec.

You simply cannot keep our conversations private no matter how much I ask you to 🙄"

I'm sorry. No one should be shamed for drinking black tea, even if they are insane. Boob pics incoming as an apology

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Do you want to share a donut

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Biscuits is that you ya fecker?

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"Hi

Do you want to share a donut "

Surley you must be getting a discount on all the donuts you buy?.

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By *upermanslovechildMan
14 weeks ago

Killiney

D'ya ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Can I buy your knickers?

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"Hi

Do you want to share a donut

Surley you must be getting a discount on all the donuts you buy?."

You'd think I would ....they made a mistake in the shop and said you're on the regular customer discount once and never since

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Of course I can go down on you for hours

I breath out my ears

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By *indenMan
14 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I like to be efficient and ruin things without even speaking by just turning up……

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

That's huge 🥵

Can I have a go now? In the carpark? Take a picture 😜

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"Hi

Do you want to share a donut

Surley you must be getting a discount on all the donuts you buy?.

You'd think I would ....they made a mistake in the shop and said you're on the regular customer discount once and never since

Junction 7 N7, they change the stock around 11.30pm every night. The checkout girls usually gives us the old stuff for nothing.Thats why there's usually 5 or 6 white vans there 6 nights a week. Pearce Street station had a dumpster where they get rid of day old stock, they usually drop them off in canteen for the staff.

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By *indenMan
14 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"That's huge 🥵

Can I have a go now? In the carpark? Take a picture 😜"

Swing the leg over there so….

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
14 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"That's huge 🥵

Can I have a go now? In the carpark? Take a picture 😜"

Or if they're really classy... a mattress in the back of their van

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
14 weeks ago

The West

I wore these y-fronts yesterday. You can have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

We can just pop out to my car for a quick blowie, no?

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"We can just pop out to my car for a quick blowie, no?"

Not if you're saying it

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
14 weeks ago

kinkytown

Does this look infected?

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By *antra MassageMan
14 weeks ago

a village near you.

Can you get this? I'm a bit broke.

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By *imi RaeWoman
14 weeks ago

Donegal in Galway

I am selecting a few for a fun Xmas gathering at my house

But your not invited

As in my line of work I am good at reading women's bodies

You need to do more work on your glutes one ass cheek is larger than the other

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"We can just pop out to my car for a quick blowie, no?

Not if you're saying it

Lol. But...if a bloke says that to me...I'm getting up & walking away. I'm always very clear about social meet expectations. Like crystal clear 😂

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

When she turns up pissed and invites you to go back to her place but asks if you can stop at off licence and buy her 6 cans of cider and 20 fags.

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"When she turns up pissed and invites you to go back to her place but asks if you can stop at off licence and buy her 6 cans of cider and 20 fags."

Nothing worse than a smoker

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'm nearly finished the antibiotics, be grand sure

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Any chance you could squeeze a few spots on my back for me

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
14 weeks ago

lucan

Are you on any medication?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Will you check out my rash? No, I know your aren't a Dr but I just want a second opinion

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

And check if its oozing

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By *ublinguy72Man
14 weeks ago

DUBLIN

"Hello and thank you for agreeing to meet me. Now then, I have prepared a small list of tasks I would like you to attempt before we move onto the next level of our relationship,...."

* passes a clipboard and pen across the table *

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By *hynot xCouple
14 weeks ago

Woop Woop

Yes.. I am wearing a wedding dress

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By *easingTimMan
14 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Booked into the Travel Lodge across the road, let's go"

Been said but not by me 😇 (am not that posh 🚗❤️‍🔥)

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I'm a friend of Bog Man

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"I'm a friend of Bog Man "

As the woman leaves a woman shaped hole in the door as she runs out so fast

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By *orth Westie BBWWoman
14 weeks ago

Donegal

Your car or mine? 😳😲😱

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By *eturning MGMan
14 weeks ago

Mayo, Roscommon, Galway, Leitrim, Sligo....West Of Ireland

My sentensing is tomorrow so im trying to make the most of my last 24 hours of freedom for a few yeas.

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By *rodigal funCouple
14 weeks ago

Antrim Down Derry Tyrone Armagh

"So a coffee social is actually having a coffee then"?

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By *rchimedes500Man
14 weeks ago

city

Are you lost or wha..?

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By *URE-WHY-NOTWoman
14 weeks ago

suburbs

Dont ask would you like an egg and onion sambo 🤦‍♀️🤣

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"And check if its oozing "

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By *ercuryMikeMan
14 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry

Here have these, they’re just vitamins.

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
14 weeks ago

sligo

"Americano and a skinny latte for herself please

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
14 weeks ago

sligo

My rash is clearing up nicely 🤣

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By *rnicaMan
14 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

Do farts have lumps..?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

😂

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By *iscuits8Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

"Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?"

Actually no that's an interesting question, I'm gonna ask that the next coffee someone meets me for...

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By *adger BrocMan
14 weeks ago

North Cork

""Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?"

Actually no that's an interesting question, I'm gonna ask that the next coffee someone meets me for..."

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Slightly left off topic but what does the dad whisper to the little girl at the end of the Vodafone "DuckHorse" ad?

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By *inkydadbodMan
14 weeks ago

Dublin

"D'ya ever drink Baileys from a shoe?"

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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By *uietcontrolMan
14 weeks ago

city

"Have we met before?"

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By *elle111Woman
14 weeks ago

“Your not my usual type I usually go for size 10s” actually said to me after I sat down for a coffee lol lol he nearly got a size 7 in the ass

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By *eordie90210Man
14 weeks ago

north shields

You know I might be a serial killer, but if I was would I tell you???

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By *elfastblondMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Can I smell your pussy? If she says yes, great, if she says no, then tell her it must be her feet!

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By *ot neuteredMan
14 weeks ago

Kildare

I have it a month, but its only contagious for the first week

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By *INTMan
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

Would you like to earn a million euros next year? Let me tell you about my unique network marketing opportunity!

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By *INTMan
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

"Do farts have lumps..?"

Think I woke my neighbours laughing at this.

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By *arbles00Man
13 weeks ago

Athlone, Mullingar,Longford

Can I talk to you about our lord and saviour jesus Christ?

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By *j47Man
13 weeks ago

limerick

"You went to school with my dad didn’t you?"

What am I not old enough for you

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By *oo32Man
13 weeks ago

tipperary

Say hello to mother

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By *oo32Man
13 weeks ago

tipperary

""Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?"

Actually no that's an interesting question, I'm gonna ask that the next coffee someone meets me for...

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Slightly left off topic but what does the dad whisper to the little girl at the end of the Vodafone "DuckHorse" ad?"

Do you really like it

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

North Cork

""Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?"

Actually no that's an interesting question, I'm gonna ask that the next coffee someone meets me for...

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Slightly left off topic but what does the dad whisper to the little girl at the end of the Vodafone "DuckHorse" ad?

Do you really like it"

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Ahhh....now I hear it.

Thank you.

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By *earuisceMan
13 weeks ago

south sligo

"“Your not my usual type I usually go for size 10s” actually said to me after I sat down for a coffee lol lol he nearly got a size 7 in the ass"

Only nearly!!!

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By *hivers2020Woman
13 weeks ago

lolli land

""So a coffee social is actually having a coffee then"? "

I’ve actually had this said to me!

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By *uca_BrazzyMan
13 weeks ago

Donegal

While smell of fish

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

Have you filled out the application form I sent you?

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By * BlackMan
13 weeks ago

Laois/ Dublin

I like people who make an effort for coffe meets, You're on a school run by the looks of it are you

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By *astvictorianMan
13 weeks ago

Carlow

" what did the Dikdik do that the Dodo didn't!" .

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By *rishDan97Man
13 weeks ago

Belfast

You'll have to excuse the smell, I know it smells like a dead badger but my guts are playing havoc

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