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over a year ago

came home from work today,the girl next door comes out and shouts to me.........

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over a year ago

Oi small dick! You should...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

be a model ya hot ass wee fk,are ya busy could do wit ma

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

.. windows cleaned. They got destroyed when...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you came all over them peeping in last night while I .....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..knocked one out while peeping out at you peeping in at me, knowing that you were...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Going to fall off that ladder if you

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

don't put some cloths back on so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will not get your cock caught on a rung on the way down

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By *ebracouCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause your head is up your arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very dark up here .

Can someone call the vet and ask him to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me some head and ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

.. have a look at my dog as I think he's. ..

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

a cat in disguise he tends to .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to lick his balls when she dos,nt have any so ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all the pussys in the streets needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good delousin with a yard brush and

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A kick up the hole because...

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

he is soo full of the horn it needs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

blown 3 times a day to stop it

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Shooting his muck all over the new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unopened condoms which he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole from the local shop

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

So that he could...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the twins across the road

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Especially Mary she's got a lovely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass but has two glass eyes.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

And a face like an open sore on a rat's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her pussy is a big bush like

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

something you see in the australian outback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and it looks like a kangaroo,s pouch when

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She puts her feet behind her her head and

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By *picyMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare

Wen it hits 40degree then

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

It gets sweaty and smelly but tastes so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it looks and smell,s like road kill but....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

she explained that she had only had her cock removed last week, and the

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Balls could not be removed till the surgeon came back from his holidays and that's why they were starting to.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

decompose, but she could strap them up the back, and you'd hardly notice, although the neighbour's dog..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought she was the dog,s bollocks untill .....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

it dawned on her that she was a she and couldn't possibly have any bollocks at all, although the neighbour who used to be a man now appears to be a woman, and she has a pair of bollocks tucked into her crack, and it led to..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

all sorts of confusion until the librarian who lived down the road kindly agreed to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

rim me,never before had i felt such a

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

size of toilet brush.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

That wasn't a toilet brush, it was her tongue. Her glasses were getting really steamed up as she........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a shit

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By *oggingtoyboyMan
over a year ago

city

An rubbed it all over my cock

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

who was chasing some hens around the yard at the time, and thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there's big mick,ll get me bush

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

trimmed while he's in the area. I'd like to get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seen to by a pro,just like my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fathers lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wexie was her name,right filthy wee....

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Slapper. With a heart of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gold but she was such a dirty bitch who farted a lot

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over a year ago

But I didn't care have a cold a blocked nose then she whispered in my ear

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

my u have a big nose

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

then i replied ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u like my big lips baby

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

he said oh yes and i sat on his face

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and let a big smelly fart!

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

his big mick jagger lips entwined with my engoured labia lips and

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his faulse tooth got caught in my pierced clt

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

The pain was so bad I could feel a poo coming on. Oh the poor man I hope he's into.........

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over a year ago

Eating shit cause the man had a bad case of the

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over a year ago

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Munchies earlier on when I met him down at.....

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

the halting site

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

when a load of female cops arrived

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over a year ago

and started to strip naked and beat all the men with their truncheons

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

which mad them very horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then they got arrested

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

and given a strip search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luckily the weather had warmed up,otherwise a lot of the guys ,would have been embarrassed ,as there nipples get very erect in the ...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Cop shop when the sargent takes the cattle prodder out and starts to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crank up the compressor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as the mac starts to undress her, she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes out her handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and says..."move on folks,nothing much to see here!!!"

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Just then the chubby desk sargent appears. Stuffing his face with donuts as usual and scratching his big hairy.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pet connameara pony

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over a year ago

which i bought on the way home from the pub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after meeting a mad galway woman with only one leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thgt id give that galway woman my 3rd leg lol

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over a year ago

but she prefered to use her own crouch

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over a year ago

for churnin the home made butter and whippin the ...

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over a year ago

poor auld connamara pony,who also had a stutter

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

F.....fa.......fa..fa..fak..fuck Hoff said the...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

said david with his curly....

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over a year ago

chunky desk seargent,as he walked towards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

me with his big black batton in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asking" where's my feckin pony"

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over a year ago

and wailed the shite out of me for ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FOR NOT KNOWING WERE IT WAS,BY THIS TIME THO THE

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over a year ago

the one legged galway woman walked in & grabbed his batton and...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

deep throated the fkr,couldn't believe it the 10inc went right

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over a year ago

past the tonsils and into the ......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

connemara pony, who was a bit surprised and

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over a year ago

and suddenly realised ,that although there were tears in his eyes,his stutter was cured...

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

But was now suffering from ...

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over a year ago

Sunburn on his......

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Bollox. But he didn't care because he was getting castrated when the surgeon got back from his holidays.. But in the meantime to stop the pain he needed to rub some..........

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Kerrygold on it so he could remove it from.......

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over a year ago

Sudacream into his tonsils because the sargents trunchen was all splinters

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Taken away in cuffs fluffy pink ones

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

but he thought it quiet odd that ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

he was always referred to as a pony, since he was pretty much hung like a horse, and he wondered if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He would ever get an actual meet on FAB since.....

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over a year ago

The time wasters seemed to be taking over and would ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

insist on him shaving his ballsack, which was not an easy feat for a pony, but still he was sure that

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

There had to be someone on fab that liked his old school bush enough to agree to.........

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over a year ago

Shave it for him.... So that he could get his first......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

blowjob from the queen of blow jobs mrs

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

what do ya do with the cock she used to shout before sucking her own......

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Meanwhile back at the cop shop. The naked men who were covered in horse shite were waiting for the local firemen to come and hose them down. The policewomen were looking fordward to there arrival even more because.......

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over a year ago

They wanted as many men in uniform as possible for a very wet n sticky ganbang.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she loved it sticky and tricky ya see,every hole was a goal with this...........

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over a year ago

woman who's job it was to direct where the pot holes were to be filled,while also

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

having her own pothole filled, although her favourite thing was

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over a year ago

playing with connameara ponies,with truncheons and

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

shit, although the whole scat thing was now something she was starting to question, I mean, who knew that ponies did so much of it. She found it so hard to focus when it just kept coming and coming, and sometimes she had to

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Come up for air. It was then she remembered her life before she became a pig. When she was bi curious and dreamed of...........

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over a year ago

being the bestpole dancer in west clare,while studying

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

the teachings of the Dalai Lama in relation to pole dancers and the path to enlightenment through getting your kit off, but she sometimes found

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the lights used to fade,& not to mention the friction burns from the pole while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used plenty of lube on her,it always seen to still leave ........

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

a pool on the floor that became a safety hazard, and one night the health and safety officer

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over a year ago

juggling 6 apples and two bananas,she would cum all over the new.......

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over a year ago

firemens uniforms which they were...

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Just above the massive pools of cum. She got down on her knees and.....

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

And prayed that someone on this forum would talk about how she lost her virginity at the age of eighteen while still at school to her...........

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over a year ago

Parents shock.

She was expelled for

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over a year ago

Picking her nose whilst flicking her bean up against the...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

School principal's leg as he was trying to

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Take a dump in the french teachers briefcase because

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She had told him once that quiche was really nice, but he ended up with a dose of the runs after eating it for the first time, so this would put her in her place, but then he

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Decided he was going to organise a MFF. With him the French teacher and the 18 year old virgin while his wife was away for.............

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

a swinger party in the

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

disused ship down the docks where all the hairy dockers would go to get

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

theit hairy arses rimmed during their lunch............

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

And compare the size of their. haemorroids

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

as well as discussing what sandwiches they had for lunch, but sometimes the

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the cheese and pickle would make me.........

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Horny.And id want to fuck my mate willie the welder especially when he's wearning his..........

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over a year ago

Cock nd bslls get s me right going

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

but then he's always wearing his cock and balls since he's a man, but the reason he's called Willie the welder is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

he uses his cock for welding,looks as hot as.........

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

hell . But couldn't weld to save his life, he takes after his grandfather also a welder who worked on the building of the titanic. Who after it sank had to help police with there enquiries, but because his cock was so..........

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

fucking big, the policewoman who came to examine it for forensic evidence ended up swallowing the evidence and then

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over a year ago

Had to be admitted to hospital to have her

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

ingrowing toenail sorted out, and it was while she was there she decided to have her

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

oil changed because a service needed for the upcoming....

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over a year ago

Police man'sfancy dress ball she was going as a ..

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over a year ago

A mad axe murderer

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over a year ago

while lookin to chop the cock off a copper who see met dogging one night,who fucker her up the wrong way and she never......

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

And tasted better than a manky week old cheese sandwich,dipped in

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over a year ago

Toe fungus luckily she didn't have a gag reflex because ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was well used to sucking off the connameara pony which was owned by....

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