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By *ourtJester OP   Man
20 weeks ago

carlow

So look, we listen and we don't judge.

So ever since the LOTR saga came out I've had a thing for Rosie (samwises wife).

Just wondering if there would be a woman out there (preference if she's of hobbit proportions) that would be interested in a LOTR role play. I've found hairy hobbit slippers on amazon which would be ideal.

So I'll set the scene,

She's on her back, hobbit feet in the air, I'm working my way down south on my journey to mordor. When I get to her ring I'll say "my precious" and she will go "nnnoooooo golum nooooo" and rip off my prosthetic elf ears.

Must be good with prosthetic elf ears and being called a filthy half-ling

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By *upermanslovechildMan
20 weeks ago

Killiney

I can't tell if this is satire or genuine

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By *affa31Woman
20 weeks ago

Galway

All my dreams come true

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By *ourtJester OP   Man
20 weeks ago

carlow


"All my dreams come true "

What size shoe / hobbit slippers do you take?

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Dublin

The other site beginning with F and ending with LIFE would be the place to find her!

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
20 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Damn im more like Arwen

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By *enitMan
20 weeks ago

Galway


"Damn im more like Arwen"

Ow that's a turn on

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By *rmrs1234Couple
20 weeks ago

Waterford

Im actually quite tall for a hobbit

On a serious note i cant with the feet. I mean i dont like feet in general but i cant deal with hobbit feet. Especially the close up in the fellowship when they run into merry pippin and fall out of the field and land on each other

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By *he Naked TradesmanMan
20 weeks ago

allover

When I seen lord of the rings !! I tought it was someone bragging

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By *upermanslovechildMan
20 weeks ago

Killiney


"Damn im more like Arwen"

Now you just need Elrond cock blocking anyone that goes near you, unless they're the welder of Narsil.

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By *eastCouple
20 weeks ago

down on you

Who is coming to the screening this weekend?

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By *ust_us999Couple
20 weeks ago

Somewhere

Damnit... Now I have to go and wank again... At this rate I never get anything done

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By *ourtJester OP   Man
20 weeks ago

carlow

The lady has made herself known. Position now closed. Thank you all

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By *affa31Woman
20 weeks ago

Galway

💔

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By *hynot xCouple
20 weeks ago

Woop Woop

❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Second breakfast

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By *oserMan
20 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow


"The lady has made herself known. Position now closed. Thank you all"

Jaffa you really are maxing out the final 6months

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