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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY

10. Immediately go shopping for

zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for

an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a

ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging

their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10

minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms

and still be ready for more without

sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic

exam and ask to have it recorded on

video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray

for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hee hee ,and then repeat all over again,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hee hee ,and then repeat all over again, "

Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol..

love it...

mind you i don that every day..

ahem.. joking.. of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot "Scratch & Sniff" , lol

[ yes gross I know ! ]

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Run straight to the AandE and tell them some one done a bobit on me

But possibly all the above first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run straight to the AandE and tell them some one done a bobit on me

But possibly all the above first "
John Wayne bobbit his wife hacked his cock off after she found him cheating he had an operation got it stitched back n became a porn star the miracle of surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cracker lolol

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is.."

Oh Fran me thinks ur going to pay for that one

Dives for cover hard hat and steel toe caps

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..

Oh Fran me thinks ur going to pay for that one

Dives for cover hard hat and steel toe caps "

Iam ready . Bring it on

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..

Oh Fran me thinks ur going to pay for that one

Dives for cover hard hat and steel toe caps

Saftey glasses,gloves jock strap(cup)

Iam ready . Bring it on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lolthat is really fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is.."

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!! "

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain! "
wat a man stubbed your toe do you want a meddle Michael you deserve bring knighted for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!! "

Hmmm snap have had six five with absolutely no pain relief and only has on first but then again produce a needle an I turn into a quivering bag of nerves so I wouldn't dream of any painkillers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!

Hmmm snap have had six five with absolutely no pain relief and only has on first but then again produce a needle an I turn into a quivering bag of nerves so I wouldn't dream of any painkillers "
take my hat off girls noooo pain relief first two pain relief last one I had nothing. Tell ya if my last one was my first be an only child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain! "

ahhhh poor michael...did it hurt for long..you poor thing and no one taking pity awwww NOT!!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain! "

And I bet you took no pain relief either?

Women say childbirth is so bad but nothing compared to being hit in the nads. You don't hear a fella get smacked there and then a year later, turn to their partner and suggest doing it again!

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