"Gonna st(art a ne)w "find the" thread.
I really love stuff like this, puns, play on word(s, word s)crambles etc. How many irish towns can you find in this post? 🏰🍫 (castlebar)
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Me?i(m a yo)uthful 40 something year old, great under the sheets,re(bel, fast) witted and good fun, ,a fun guy.Would ya like a ride in my car???? With the Front seats lowered to make room in my bi(g range) rover. Ha ha 🍺🛻 (carlingford)
It's great crai(c. A van) could be fun too, plenty of room for u(s all ins)ide. If this vans a rocking, please come a (knock)ing😉. though I've never had sex i(n a van). Or in a b(ath. Y)ou can have the side with the taps.
Safe sex, always. Dont want anyone getting hurt. I tore my A(CL one s)ummer. Dunno how the (effin)' hell it happened. Was just having a wank with my weak (arm. Agh)ast with pain, I was.
Not looking for a quick (bang, or) a ONS.
I am looking to meet a single woman to help fulfil some fantasie(s. Her cock) sucking skills must be on point. I am turned on by boobs or a bit of le(g or ey)e-catching lingerie with a (bra y)ou can open easily.
*THREES(OME*
A th)reesome is something I am definitely open to.
(Or an..) orgy. Oh (boy😵😵😵!!!! Le)ss is definitely not (..more).
A social meet is always first. A cuppa Tay and a hob (nob. Be r)eady for some fun though if things get heated. Not being prepared is inexcusab(le. I trim) all the important bits before every meet. If you wan(t rim)med, im sorry i dont do it.
I am definitely not a (virgin, I a)m quite experienced. Had fun in many counties, but havnt (done gal)way) or (sligo) yet. I am not a fab noo(b. And on) that note, if you have any questions you wan(na as)k feel free. No (rush). I'(m allow)ed to ask all this. It's not too much, right??????? Just looking for the (bear na)cessities. Not like I'm asking fo(r a phoe)nix from the flames.
(Slán e)veryone . And happy fabbing.
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🇫🇷🅿️ French Park is in the thread title.
And I know mayo isn't a town, but it was easy to fit in, and everyone got a point for it 😅 |
