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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City

Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

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To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚"

You know those people. We all know them. That just love ❀️ funerals. And turning up to random funerals lol πŸ˜†. She got sum shock..when I goes ""ya shes right there in the coffin if you wanna say hello""

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚.

Classic Irish funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Its a good one πŸ˜…

Sorry to hear about your mum πŸ’–

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Its a good one πŸ˜…

Sorry to hear about your mum πŸ’–"

Thank you 😊. Hope you're feeling better. I know you've on going treatment x.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚

You know those people. We all know them. That just love ❀️ funerals. And turning up to random funerals lol πŸ˜†. She got sum shock..when I goes ""ya shes right there in the coffin if you wanna say hello"" and the ones who have to ask everyone who they are lol and stand in front of you chatting everyone grerrrrr lol sorry to hear of your mums passing

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚.

Classic Irish funeral. "

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Its a good one πŸ˜…

Sorry to hear about your mum πŸ’–

Thank you 😊. Hope you're feeling better. I know you've on going treatment x. "

Up & down. Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚

You know those people. We all know them. That just love ❀️ funerals. And turning up to random funerals lol πŸ˜†. She got sum shock..when I goes ""ya shes right there in the coffin if you wanna say hello""

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚.

Classic Irish funeral. "

Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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By *astelloWoman
31 weeks ago

Far far away

Can't beat some levity at a funeral. She probably wanted to know where were the tea and sandwiches after...

Sorry about your mom though.

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚

You know those people. We all know them. That just love ❀️ funerals. And turning up to random funerals lol πŸ˜†. She got sum shock..when I goes ""ya shes right there in the coffin if you wanna say hello""

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚.

Classic Irish funeral.

Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ"

My uncle , just home from the States goes...""this is why I left this place"" πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

Irish people..are fucking crazy lol

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Can't beat some levity at a funeral. She probably wanted to know where were the tea and sandwiches after...

Sorry about your mom though. "

Thank you 😊 πŸ™.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Can't beat some levity at a funeral. She probably wanted to know where were the tea and sandwiches after...

Sorry about your mom though. "

just shows how genuine some people are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Can't beat some levity at a funeral. She probably wanted to know where were the tea and sandwiches after...

Sorry about your mom though. just shows how genuine some people are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"

Yes Sir. Irish funerals. You can't bate them lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚. Swear to fuck.

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By *eturning MGMan
31 weeks ago

Mayo, Roscommon, Galway, Leitrim, Sligo....West Of Ireland


"Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ "

I was standing with a mate when a guy comes over he knew and asked how things were. Then the guy goes to him "hows you mother?"

To which my mate replied " not great since you saw her last at her funeral"

It was so funny and akward.

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ

I was standing with a mate when a guy comes over he knew and asked how things were. Then the guy goes to him "hows you mother?"

To which my mate replied " not great since you saw her last at her funeral"

It was so funny and akward. "

Irish funerals in a nutshell πŸ‘Œ my man.

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By *ngelvsdevilWoman
31 weeks ago

Galway city

Im so sorry to hear about your mum but that was so funny. She had a great laugh looking down at all of you

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Im so sorry to hear about your mum but that was so funny. She had a great laugh looking down at all of you "

Thank 😊 you ❀️.

At my mother's sisters funeral a few months back. The amount of people that called my mum by her dead sisters name..was frightening 🫣. And she just laughed. She always saw the funny side of these things lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚.

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By *xplorer2023Man
31 weeks ago

dublin 7


"Im so sorry to hear about your mum but that was so funny. She had a great laugh looking down at all of you

Thank 😊 you ❀️.

At my mother's sisters funeral a few months back. The amount of people that called my mum by her dead sisters name..was frightening 🫣. And she just laughed. She always saw the funny side of these things lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚. "

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By *orge71Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow


"So who did she think was in the coffin then ? Well dune for saying that to her πŸ˜‚

You know those people. We all know them. That just love ❀️ funerals. And turning up to random funerals lol πŸ˜†. She got sum shock..when I goes ""ya shes right there in the coffin if you wanna say hello""

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚.

Classic Irish funeral. "

We have them in Glasgow too only turn up for the soup n steak pie

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By *rystalsswingCouple
31 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

Sorry about your Mum ❀️

That is funny tho, there's always 'one' at an Irish funeral tho, bet the poor woman wanted the ground to swallow her up 🫣

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By *earuisceMan
31 weeks ago

south sligo


"Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ "

Was the sympathiser a politician? It’s a common occurrence that they show up at random funerals . Loved your reply though

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By *om TangoMan
31 weeks ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan

Was once at a wake and this aul one was standing beside the kettle. Just as the kettle came to the boil a Moblie phone beside the kettle started to ring. Tyr aul one got excited and said. Oh that’s a fancy kettle. It rings whenever it’s boiled.

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Sorry about your Mum ❀️

That is funny tho, there's always 'one' at an Irish funeral tho, bet the poor woman wanted the ground to swallow her up 🫣"

Let's leave the swallowing outta this lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ 🀣 lol.

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By *leasurer77Man
31 weeks ago

Athlone

Tuam has 2 funeral homes right beside each other. I've heard of people who went to one funeral and couldn't understand how they didn't recognise any of the chief mourners!

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Tuam has 2 funeral homes right beside each other. I've heard of people who went to one funeral and couldn't understand how they didn't recognise any of the chief mourners!"

Theres a few towns around the country like that. People turning up into the wrong funeral like lol πŸ˜† 🀣.

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By *acyBoyMan
31 weeks ago

Dublin 6


"Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ "

Firstly, I am so sorry to hear about your mam and hope all your family is doing well.

Secondly... WTF?! πŸ˜‚ Just another oddball that goes to random funerals and is probably out for a free lunch.

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Β OPΒ Β Β Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Sooooo,

Long story short. My mother died the other day. And because of a bank Holiday weekend we only had the funeral Tuesday and Wednesday. So a woman came up to me Tuesday night and goes...""Omg im sooo sorry for your troubles"".

And I replied saying... "" thank you very much for coming""

And she said.... ""And how's your mother doing"" ???

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To which i replied...

""Shes right there in the coffin ⚰️ if you wanna chat to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

The whole line of the family erupted laughing πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„.

Just said id share this..

Give peeps a laugh , πŸ˜ƒ

Firstly, I am so sorry to hear about your mam and hope all your family is doing well.

Secondly... WTF?! πŸ˜‚ Just another oddball that goes to random funerals and is probably out for a free lunch. "

Yes sir. 100%. I will add, when I replied to your won , my sister and cousin nearly died laughing with my response. Sometimes you just cannot beat whit lol.

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