FabSwingers.com forum: Continue the story

By *he Naked Tradesman OP Man
31 weeks ago

allover

Write 2 lines and continue the story see were it goes lol

"It was a cold and dark October evening, I was just about to lock up when..."

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
31 weeks ago

Galway

...the dog barked, just a few seconds before the doorbell rang. As I went to open the door, I suddenly stopped and wondered why I was wearing a bra.

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
31 weeks ago

DUBLIN

on the top of my head and it wasn't even my favourite colour. Ah, well, I'd better go open the door to see who is there!

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By *iscuits8Man
31 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

"on the top of my head and it wasn't even my favourite colour. Ah, well, I'd better go open the door to see who is there! "

As luck would have it, it was the local bra inspector. That's what he called himself anyway, which I thought was a bit weird but I went along with it anyway...

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By *adger BrocMan
31 weeks ago

North Cork

This was only his part time job as he actually worked full time as a diesel fitter.

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By *obbie 99Man
31 weeks ago

Tullamore

...as I let him in, he stared at my bra, then my chest, then bra, then my chest.

"Unfortunately my tape measure broke at my last stop, but luckily I've big hands" he said...

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By *oo32Man
31 weeks ago

tipperary

You'll have tea I screeched doing my best Mrs doyle impression

Then I bolted for the kitchen

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By *ony85sMan
31 weeks ago

Dublin

I put the water for boiling, still thinking how did I end up wearing burgundy colour bra.

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By *adger BrocMan
31 weeks ago

North Cork

"I put the water for boiling, still thinking how did I end up wearing burgundy colour bra. "

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I needn't have worried about the burgundy colour. That was just brewing up a storm in a D cup.

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By *idpunkMan
31 weeks ago

East Antrim

Then I suddenly remembered I'd ran out of Tea

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By *hynot xCouple
31 weeks ago

Woop Woop

"Then I suddenly remembered I'd ran out of Tea "

So I opened a fine bottle of red I'm been saving for just such an occasion and brought it into the living room...

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By *liviacdTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Greystones, Galway

Have you any diesel, he asked, I want to see if it fits

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By *eadMeisterMan
31 weeks ago

Dun...near you...

"Have you any diesel, he asked, I want to see if it fits"

I turned the cap of the tank open and he stuck the dipstick...until it touched the bottom

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By *ommy leeMan
31 weeks ago

galway

I told him.i have no diesel but the Tesco red wine might fit for him

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By *ornywife20Couple
31 weeks ago

North Cork

"I told him.i have no diesel but the Tesco red wine might fit for him"

He got out his big Cork screw and popped my Cork.

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By *inkyDragonMan
31 weeks ago

Castleknock

He raised his hand and gave the cork a triumphant twist and grinned like a magician pulling off a trick. “There,” he said. “No diesel but this vintage might just keep your engine running.”

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By *ony85sMan
31 weeks ago

Dublin

I looked at his hands and asked him how long has he been measuring bra cup sizes using his hands? Does he use his mouth to inspect the nipples?

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