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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Three things u could not survive without on a deserted island

1. My toy box

2. Someone to carry my toy box

3. Hmmmm chocolate

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

water

food

and comely maid to rub in my sun cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Coffee

2. Sugar

3. Genie with three wishes.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A flock of sheep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flock of sheep. "

Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"water

food

and comely maid to rub in my sun cream"

Sheesh cj its a desert island u drink coconut milk and eat the fruit but u will need to bring the suncream for the comely maiden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Woman Friday [ or even 2 or more ]

Beer / Wine / Fridge / Generator / Petrol

And an Oven & Sink for Woman Friday !

Ohh and ear plugs for most of above !

Before you Ladies start " JOKE "

Dirk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iphone

Mobile mast for reception for said iphone

Playmate

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

A yacht

A crew of ladies to man the boat( and me lol)

No map hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha little bo peep has lost her sheep! Does Micheal know where to find them i wonder?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A flock of sheep.

Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael "

Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?

Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.

No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.

No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.

You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.

On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.

Sheep are our friends!

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By *ajoscaCouple
over a year ago

waterford

you can't go without your bible you just have to bring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flock of sheep.

Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael

Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?

Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.

No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.

No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.

You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.

On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.

Sheep are our friends! "

PSML Michael

How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?

Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flock of sheep.

Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael

Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?

Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.

No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.

No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.

You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.

On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.

Sheep are our friends!

PSML Michael

How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?

Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!

"

Lmao cheekyness

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

PSML Michael

How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?

Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!

"

The hind legs down the front of the wellies works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a pretty flexible guy Michael... everyones flexible friend

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It reminds me of what the Waterford farmer reputedly used to say to his wife before sex..

"Hould up the tail there, Mary Kate!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A throne

A kingdom

Loyal subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"water

food

and comely maid to rub in my sun cream"

red bull might be better than water

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

A kelly kettle, a hatchet some paracord and a leatherman.

[/straight face]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micheal had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Micheal went, the lamb was sure to blow. It followed him to work one day, to finish what it started, and just when Micheal slipped it in, the poor lamb went and sharted. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Micheal had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Micheal went, the lamb was sure to blow. It followed him to work one day, to finish what it started, and just when Micheal slipped it in, the poor lamb went and sharted. Lol"
I would have said farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha wexi well ya know what Micheals calling card is a skid mark on the sheets so id defo say sharted hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha wexi well ya know what Micheals calling card is a skid mark on the sheets so id defo say sharted hahahaha"
pmsl

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I like it!

That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it!

That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens "
. Michael is a scatman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Sex

2. Sex

3. Sex mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I like it!

That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens . Michael is a scatman "

How appropriate that Scatman was a shite singer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pizza

beer

remote control

.....???????

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