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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

There was a young man from Brighton

Who said to his girl, You're a tight one.

She replied, Bless my soul,

Ur 'in the wrong hole

Theres plenty of room in the right one

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By *iscuits8Man
35 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

There was a fabber from out west

Shouting "Limericks please, at my behest"

With a pic of his mickey

And a reply from a biccy

Whose non-bawdy poem verse failed the test

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Day job lads

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By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

North Cork

There once were some lads with day jobs.

Who liked to send pics of their knobs.

Till the ladies did rant.

And started to chant.

Can keep what you have in your pants.

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By *s SingletWoman
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"There once were some lads with day jobs.

Who liked to send pics of their knobs.

Till the ladies did rant.

And started to chant.

Can keep what you have in your pants."

Well done

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