FabSwingers.com forum: A bad coffee meet

By *og-Man OP Man
40 weeks ago

somewhere

What in your opinion makes a bad coffee meet

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By *exyScientistsCouple
40 weeks ago

Castlebar

Awkward silences, lack of conversation, humour mismatch, bumping into family or friends, turning up late, not turning up at all, being loudly questioned about your sexual preferences....

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By *uriousandboldCouple
40 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Inappropriate touching within the first few minutes. Once had a fella try to open my dress buttons 5 minutes in

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
40 weeks ago

belfast

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
40 weeks ago

belfast

"Inappropriate touching within the first few minutes. Once had a fella try to open my dress buttons 5 minutes in"

I once had a woman try to tickle me in a coffee shop in Castlecourt shopping centre, in the middle of the afternoon in Belfast.

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By *uriousandboldCouple
40 weeks ago

Fermanagh

"Inappropriate touching within the first few minutes. Once had a fella try to open my dress buttons 5 minutes in

I once had a woman try to tickle me in a coffee shop in Castlecourt shopping centre, in the middle of the afternoon in Belfast."

Jesus haha

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
40 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Obvious poor personal hygiene. Looking nothing like pics that were sent.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
40 weeks ago

Castlebar

Being 10 years older than their "Fab" age

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By *arriedfun69Man
40 weeks ago

Bedford

Poor hygiene

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By *man1044Man
40 weeks ago

North Galway

Someone looking for money.

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By *he KakapoMan
40 weeks ago

A nice rock

Not climaxing

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
40 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Lack of conversation, automatically thinking there was gonna be play time, touchy feely.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
40 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

One sided conversation

Looking nothing like their pic

Assumption that its just something to tolerate before asking for a bj

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By *ommy joeMan
40 weeks ago

Omagh

Bad breath, fake photos, no effort to look good.....and arriving late, a poor guy is nervous enough already without prolonging the agony lol

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
40 weeks ago

Germany

Costa/Starbucks.

Sorry, had to say it

Time keeping i can forgive. Blatant lies, instant no. Hygenine definitely.

Oh, and shit coffee

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By *ealmc1973Man
40 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

"What in your opinion makes a bad coffee meet "

No show and no coffee?

In my opinion, any meet is as good as one make it, OK, there might be no spark or attraction in the real life, however, having a cup of hot beverage and small talk for 15-20 minutes with some stranger, which you know one will never meet again, is great exercise in social manners and conversation skills.

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By *antra MassageMan
40 weeks ago

a village near you.

I never had a bad meet, although some I still wonder about.

A woman asking for money,

a woman assuming we would have sex straightaway,

a woman where I knew something was off. I left, and watched from a distance and saw her get into a car in the carpark, and a man drove her away.

And of course, a wonderful meet, coffee, and a walk, great chat... I was smitten. And she said no thanks.

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By *og-Man OP Man
40 weeks ago

somewhere

a woman where I knew something was off. I left, and watched from a distance and saw her get into a car in the carpark, and a man drove her away

That's a thing in some couple relationships

Ive seen husbands drop their wives to socials in a hotel and collect them the next morning

Its just their thing but maybe she could have mentioned it as maybe they were also trying it out for the first time

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By *ilk_manMan
40 weeks ago

dublin

Tea

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By *iablo soloWoman
40 weeks ago

ecstasy

"Being 10 years older than their "Fab" age"

Or ten years younger....just as bad for me and happened recently....I wanted to leave straight away....

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
40 weeks ago

Near Birmingham.

"What in your opinion makes a bad coffee meet "

Bad coffee.

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By *izzKathrynWoman
40 weeks ago

Drogheda

Showing up for the coffee, walking over to your car, getting in, not wanting to go into the coffee shop, or even get a coffee. Whipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!

Had another coffee where he ordered coffee, cake & a drink and never even offered to pay for his own let alone mine

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
40 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Being able to smell smoke off them as soon as they arrive, even though they are (allegedly) a non-smoker.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
40 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Showing up for the coffee, walking over to your car, getting in, not wanting to go into the coffee shop, or even get a coffee. Whipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!

Jaysus!!

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By *ealmc1973Man
40 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

"SWhipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!"

...in the coffee shop? Wow, some balls on that fella

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By *oo32Man
40 weeks ago

tipperary

Poor hygiene

Them being under the influence of something

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By *easingTimMan
40 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

- Having someone in front of me grumbling like a knuckle dragging troglodyte where I could't understand a word said

- Person answering "Yes" and "No" and when there were no awkward silences decides to blurt out "The world's ending this Wednesday" because a few computers in work went down

(Slow steps were taken to the left and valuables behind at that meet)

- Person made zero effort to fix herself up (greasy hair and scruffy). I wouldn't mind but it was at her place! Then told me I could go make a cuppa tea if I wanted one while she sat watching Ryan Tubridy on THE LATE LATE SHOW

It gets spookier but think Kathy Bates in Misery

Some of the above were from another site so not about you Dear xx

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By *ealitybitesMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast

I've never had a bad coffee meet.

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By *izzKathrynWoman
40 weeks ago

Drogheda

"SWhipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!

...in the coffee shop? Wow, some balls on that fella

You didn't read my comment he jumped into my car

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

For me it’s the coffee seeing as I don’t drink the stuff 🤣

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By *s24fun...Couple
40 weeks ago

Trim

The good thing about bad coffee meets is it stops bad play meets from happening

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By *rinibooWoman
40 weeks ago

clare

Expecting to play after the coffee

Not willing to pay for own coffee

All one sided conversation

Not turning up

Poor hygiene

No conection

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By *ootsguyMan
40 weeks ago

Limavady

I can honestly say I’ve never had a bad coffee meet thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Coffee and new people sure what could go wrong?

Anyone ever meet a relative?

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By *ealmc1973Man
40 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

"SWhipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!

...in the coffee shop? Wow, some balls on that fella

You didn't read my comment he jumped into my car"

I did, just missed this little nuance

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By *ustBoWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

When we walk back to our cars after a coffee meet and then he decided that it should be more than a coffee meet,he leans in for a kiss pins my arms down and starts pulling at my clothes. When I get a hand free and push him away shouting at him what the hell.did he think he was playing at he replies you're on fab I thought you'd be up for it

Or maybe the guy who showed up being at least 10 years older and twice the size he was in his pics. Mind you I didn't stay for coffee that time so that probably doesn't count .

To be fair the good coffee meets far outweigh the bad that I've had.

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By *adger BrocMan
40 weeks ago

North Cork

Am I a lucky duck or what.

Never had a bad coffee meet.

Did have whip out my jumper cables and give a lady a boost once. She left her car lights on in her excitement at the thought of meeting me. The spark from my jump leads have lead to many moments of electrifying passion since.

No such thing as bad coffee, just wrong cups....☕️

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By *og-Man OP Man
40 weeks ago

somewhere

Im just glad that no one has said the coffee meets when Bogman turns up....so far

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By *izzKathrynWoman
40 weeks ago

Drogheda

Ah Bog you'd bring the donuts and the wit!

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By *og-Man OP Man
40 weeks ago

somewhere

"Ah Bog you'd bring the donuts and the wit!"

I'm still only a half wit K

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By *ultry ZaraCouple
40 weeks ago

dublin

A guy too feely touchy just too much too quick gives me the ick at a coffee meet . Also no personality.

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By *r.CuddlesMan
40 weeks ago

Cuddleton ;-)

Having no sugar in my coffee would be just devastating 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Awkward chat

Being touchey

Trying to lob the gob on me

Expecting a bj in the car or something because I've met them for a coffee

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By *onny17Man
40 weeks ago

town

Assuming you must accommodate at home after coffee.

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By *astelloWoman
40 weeks ago

Far far away

Not showing up. I had a coffee meet with a random man after a no show. It was actually lovely. He just thought l was a very confident women sitting down to join him.

Him being my non fab coffee meet.

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By *opcattMan
40 weeks ago

co down

Someone who looks nothing like photos.

Stoners talking shite.

Always me making conversation (massive turnoff) hate awkward silence.

Running other fabbers down because they are doing the same thing they are 🤷‍♂️

And generally people who's up there own ass.

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By *hristianGray2005Man
40 weeks ago

Galway Mayo Clare Roscommon

Nothing that hasn’t been mentioned already, but In no order of preference: bad smokers breath when they said they didn’t smoke, them being boozed up & drove across town to meet for coffee, look nothing like their pics, a stop-stat conversation with too many silences, mismatched sense of humor.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Knocking back booze like there's no tomorrow and then driving home. I know we met in a bar but she drove there and drove about 30km home after four drinks.

That's not the only time that happened.

I met a woman off tinder for a coffee in a hotel lobby at 11am. I ordered a flat white and she ordered a Guinness. Hair of the dog she said. Half an hour later I ordered another coffee and she ordered another Guinness! That's a lot of hair before midday.

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By *heeky_and_TroubleCouple
40 weeks ago

Dublin

The awkward are you here messages because they look nothing like their picture is a bad start, with the right banter can be pulled back.

Zero chat or awkward "nice weather" conversation.

Or as has been mentioned a few times a lets skip the coffee and you can have the honor of giving me a bj in the carkpark... lucky lady - T

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By *iablo soloWoman
40 weeks ago

ecstasy

"Knocking back booze like there's no tomorrow and then driving home. I know we met in a bar but she drove there and drove about 30km home after four drinks.

That's not the only time that happened.

Jesus....red flags for sure.

Also on a side note if for some mad reason u had have gone there later, you would have had to contend with Guinness farts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ewwww.

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By *tmostakiss1Man
40 weeks ago

Bad coffee

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