FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don't want to hear…..

By *inden OP Man
7 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Things you don't want to hear from the person you just woke up next to…….

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 days ago

Castlebar

Who are you?

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By *parkie2Man
7 days ago

Ratoath

My mom’s downstairs. She made pancakes for us.

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By *inden OP Man
7 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Baaaa…. 🐑

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By *parkie2Man
7 days ago

Ratoath

My wife’s still mad I didn’t check in — can I crash here till she cools off

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By *og-ManMan
7 days ago

somewhere

Hi.....I'm Bogman

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 days ago

The West

Mom, who's that man?

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By *oveat1stfeelMan
7 days ago

around here somewhere

And you're name again is ??

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By *rutus321Man
7 days ago

Offaly

Thought you said your name was Denise, now you say it's Dennis 😱

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 days ago

just over the way from

did you let urself in..

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By *alted!Man
7 days ago

Cork

"Mom, who's that man?"

Had this happen to me. Not those exact words but something very similar. She brushed it off like it was a regular occurring question. Id only 5 minutes earlier finshed railing her mother and she was not the quiet type either. Ten minutes later her mother calls around for breakfast and doesn't batt an eye.

Each to there own but I felt sorry for the 2 kids there that morning. I made my excuses and skedaddled out the door.

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By *astelloWoman
7 days ago

Far far away

You looked better last night

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By *man1044Man
7 days ago

North Galway

My trousers are missing !!

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By *ubadubdubWoman
7 days ago

Hereabouts

There's no teabags

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 days ago

Castlebar

My suitcase is downstairs. Shall I bring it up now?

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 days ago

just over the way from

you have to sign for this package..

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
7 days ago

kinkytown

You might want to get tested 😳

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By *hynot xCouple
7 days ago

Sligo

You look like...

Yes, we're cousins

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
7 days ago

DUBLIN

Oh shit, my husband has finished work early and he's just got home!

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By *P_80Man
7 days ago

Waterford

That'll be €2000 for the night.

How do you want to pay?

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By *ezoMan
6 days ago

The Kingdom

"You might want to get tested 😳"

Completely agree, not something anyone wants to hear.

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By *lay rock69Man
6 days ago

monaghan

Mummy is that my new daddy

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By *ezoMan
6 days ago

The Kingdom

Is that all?

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By *oveat1stfeelMan
6 days ago

around here somewhere

"That'll be €2000 for the night.

How do you want to pay?"

"Any dishes you want washed ?"🤣🤣

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By *elfastDMan
6 days ago

belfast

See you in work later Boss

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By *reedy699Man
6 days ago

mayo

Oh shit that’s my husbands car just home

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By *elfastDMan
6 days ago

belfast

Well that’s the last time I do that!

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By *inden OP Man
6 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Gotta go, I’m only on day release….

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

That rash wasn't there yesterday 😕

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By *heGeneral24Man
6 days ago

Limerick City

""You're gun is, digging into my hip""

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
6 days ago

Midlands

Time for you to go

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By *on Draper2.0Man
6 days ago

Maynooth

Yea.......about that handcuff key. Bubble has it.

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By *oserMan
6 days ago

where the wild roses grow

Ive made space in the wardrobe

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
6 days ago

Midlands

"Ive made space in the wardrobe"

I'd want all the wardrobe

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By * BlackMan
6 days ago

Laois/ Dublin

My friend wants to join us

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

Don't look in the wardrobe

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By *OCONO5Couple
6 days ago

Funtown

That is a wide load you have there ...

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
6 days ago

Midlands

Boo.... SURPRISE

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

Sorry. Have you a first aid kit?

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By *exwaterCouple
6 days ago

waterford

"Sorry. Have you a first aid kit? "

I will keep one handy if it's MrsSexyScientist asking

. Paul

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By *eadMeisterMan
6 days ago

near you...

"Sorry. Have you a first aid kit?

I will keep one handy if it's MrsSexyScientist asking

. Paul "

Do you have a charger?

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By *P_80Man
6 days ago

Waterford

Ring a taxi for me will ya?

And do you have 20 quid?

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By *olinfunMan
6 days ago

Galway

Thanks for paying for my taxi byeeeee

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By *oserMan
6 days ago

where the wild roses grow

"Ive made space in the wardrobe

I'd want all the wardrobe

Inq, for you I'll do a walk in

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
6 days ago

Midlands

"Ive made space in the wardrobe

I'd want all the wardrobe

Inq, for you I'll do a walk in

Oooohhhh now I'm so tempted

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
6 days ago

lucan

The sound of a very squelchy fart with obvious follow through.

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By *oprano100Man
6 days ago

Dublin

Wait, i think we are actually first cousins.

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
6 days ago

lucan

I’m shit at making scrambled eggs!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

I need more baby wipes

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By *otspiceOgWoman
6 days ago

fuck knows

"Things you don't want to hear from the person you just woke up next to……."

Breathing, they should be well gone by then, no sleep overs

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

"Things you don't want to hear from the person you just woke up next to…….

Breathing, they should be well gone by then, no sleep overs

🤣🤣

But if they are still there I'm kinda hoping they are still breathing 😲

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

Its harder to get them out when their not 😁

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By *otspiceOgWoman
6 days ago

fuck knows

"Things you don't want to hear from the person you just woke up next to…….

Breathing, they should be well gone by then, no sleep overs

🤣🤣

But if they are still there I'm kinda hoping they are still breathing 😲"

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By *ettaManMan
6 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

My name's Geoff...

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By *ezoMan
5 days ago

The Kingdom

"Things you don't want to hear from the person you just woke up next to……."

"Oh God. How d*unk was I last night?"

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By *OCONO5Couple
5 days ago

Funtown

I knew it ...we are cousins

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By *amon.dMan
5 days ago

antrim

Did we use the Nutella last night.

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