FabSwingers.com forum: Riddles

By *ettaMan OP Man
3 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

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By *ettaMan OP Man
3 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Punctuation!

I'll write a riddle. The first to guess correctly writes the next.

Bonus points if it's fab related*.

*There are no points.

A nice easy one to get started.

Riddle: What goes up but doesn't come down?

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By *indenMan
3 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Is it anything to do with verifications?

Jaffa knows….

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By *indenMan
3 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Punctuation!

I'll write a riddle. The first to guess correctly writes the next.

Bonus points if it's fab related*.

*There are no points.

A nice easy one to get started.

Riddle: What goes up but doesn't come down?

Unfortunately my age….😭

What has a head but no brain?

Apart from a cock……🙄😂

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By *ettaMan OP Man
3 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"Is it anything to do with verifications?

Jaffa knows….

😂

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By *ettaMan OP Man
3 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Unfortunately my age….😭

Bingo

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
3 days ago

Midlands

"Punctuation!

I'll write a riddle. The first to guess correctly writes the next.

Bonus points if it's fab related*.

*There are no points.

A nice easy one to get started.

Riddle: What goes up but doesn't come down?

Unfortunately my age….😭

What has a head but no brain?

Apart from a cock……🙄😂

A cabbage

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By *indenMan
3 days ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Punctuation!

I'll write a riddle. The first to guess correctly writes the next.

Bonus points if it's fab related*.

*There are no points.

A nice easy one to get started.

Riddle: What goes up but doesn't come down?

Unfortunately my age….😭

What has a head but no brain?

Apart from a cock……🙄😂

A cabbage

Just because it’s you, I would have also accepted lettuce……

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
3 days ago

Midlands

What has many rings but no fingers.

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
3 days ago

DUBLIN

The number of fab messages sent that go unanswered!

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
3 days ago

DUBLIN

"What has many rings but no fingers. "

A tree

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"What has many rings but no fingers.

A tree"

Good answer but no

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By *ennis4funCouple
2 days ago

belfast

phone?

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"phone?"

Correct

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By *oveat1stfeelMan
2 days ago

around here somewhere

What is Black & white & Red all over ? ...( please note it is written as it would sound if spoken, it would be a dead giveaway if written as it should be ) 😁

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By *inn1888Man
2 days ago

A newspaper

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

What was/wasn't said in the Cork dressing room at halftime.⁉️❓️❔️

A riddle if ever there was one.

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"What was/wasn't said in the Cork dressing room at halftime.⁉️❓️❔️

A riddle if ever there was one."

Go out there and win

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By *ionycusMan
2 days ago

Babylon

What has two heads, four arms , four legs, no balls and the intelligence and scruples of a hungry inbred pig at an all you can eat Chinese buffet?

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By *P_80Man
2 days ago

Waterford

"What was/wasn't said in the Cork dressing room at halftime.⁉️❓️❔️

A riddle if ever there was one."

"It's in the bag now lads. Just go out and enjoy the second half."

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By *hynot xCouple
2 days ago

Sligo

When is a door, not a door?

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"When is a door, not a door?"

When its a window

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By *hynot xCouple
2 days ago

Sligo

"When is a door, not a door?

When its a window "

Good guess, but no.

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"When is a door, not a door?

When its a window

Good guess, but no."

When its ajar ?

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By *hynot xCouple
2 days ago

Sligo

"When is a door, not a door?

When its a window

Good guess, but no.

When its ajar ? "

Absolutely!

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

What has a neck but no head ?

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 days ago

Hereabouts

"What has a neck but no head ? "

A bottle of prosecco 🥂

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

"What has a neck but no head ?

A bottle of prosecco 🥂"

Love it and yes

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By *ettaMan OP Man
2 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

I round up a thousand words and help send them to the gallows. What am I?

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By *ettaMan OP Man
2 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Maybe a more fun one:

What goes between boobs,gets stiff when it's jerked, but works best when put in a narrow slit?

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

"Maybe a more fun one:

What goes between boobs,gets stiff when it's jerked, but works best when put in a narrow slit?"

Seatbelt

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

What has one eye but can't see.

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By *ettaMan OP Man
2 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"Maybe a more fun one:

What goes between boobs,gets stiff when it's jerked, but works best when put in a narrow slit?

Seatbelt"

Yep. It just showed up on my newsfeed 😁

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By *rish-blacksmithMan
2 days ago

Cork

"What has one eye but can't see."

The word blind

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

What gets wetter the more it dries

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

"What has one eye but can't see.

The word blind"

Good answer.

But was thinking needle 🪡

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

"What gets wetter the more it dries "

A towel!

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

"What gets wetter the more it dries

A towel! "

Yep

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

What do women have at their fingertips for which men aimlessly search.

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By *adger BrocMan
2 days ago

Co. Cork

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I? "

Ice lolly

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Ice lolly "

Nope

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By *ettaMan OP Man
2 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I? "

Tongue?

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Tongue?"

Close but cigar

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
2 days ago

Portstewart

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Tongue?

Close but cigar "

Is it a finger

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Tongue?

Close but cigar

Is it a finger "

Wrong

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By *ettaMan OP Man
2 days ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Close but cigar "

Is it cigar? 😁

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 days ago

Midlands

Close but cigar

Is it cigar? 😁"

I thought tongue

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By *of spadesMan
2 days ago

Kilkenny

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By *of spadesMan
2 days ago

Kilkenny

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Tongue?

Close but cigar

Is it a finger

Wrong"

Is it Lips??

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By *infulWinksMan
2 days ago

harolds cross,

"I’m often licked,

Sometimes bitten,

I get wet,

What am I?

Tongue?

Close but cigar

Is it a finger

Wrong

Is it Lips??"

Correct

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By *oxic1998Woman
2 days ago

Belfast

"What do women have at their fingertips for which men aimlessly search."

Purse or handbag

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
21 hours ago

Sligo/Galway depends on the day

Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutey delighted. Why?

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
21 hours ago

Sligo/Galway depends on the day

"I round up a thousand words and help send them to the gallows. What am I?"

round up for s?

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
21 hours ago

Sligo/Galway depends on the day

"I round up a thousand words and help send them to the gallows. What am I?

round up for s?"

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By *ickwoodMan
21 hours ago

Naas

They were hurricanes

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By *ettaMan OP Man
20 hours ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"I round up a thousand words and help send them to the gallows. What am I?

round up for we-eds?"

Fab doesn't like that word apparently.

Apologies, I'm not sure if you're asking a question or suggesting an answer.

It's not related to that though.

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By *ionycusMan
19 hours ago

Babylon

"What has two heads, four arms , four legs, no balls and the intelligence and scruples of a hungry inbred pig at an all you can eat Chinese buffet? "

The Rotation of the Taoiseach in Ireland

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By *adger BrocMan
12 hours ago

Co. Cork

"What do women have at their fingertips for which men aimlessly search.

Purse or handbag

.....

Sorry T, not what I had in mind.

G spot....

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