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By *ouple907 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

dublin

We often ask those we meet to compare to a beer can or 500ml one, would this out you off ?

All we’ve met before ended up doing it so it kind of became a rite of passage, if your feeling up for it feel free to try and show us, but also what’s ur thoughts on this? Is it weird or off putting ?

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Its your account

You can ask for whatever you want

I presume you get dick pics that are no where near your prefered size anyway with an explanation as to what you're missing out on

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
3 weeks ago

Newry

I'm assuming it's cocks you're comparing to a 500ml can.

I'm obviously not in possession of a cock but I'd feel exactly the same as I would about any other hoop I might be asked to jump through - I'm not a show pony, hard pass.

But some guys will do anything for even a sniff of the ride, and it's your profile to ask for whatever you want. If it works for you, and enough guys are happy to comply, then it matters not a jot what others think 🙂

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd whip out the 3 litre Coubtry Spring bottle and compare

But nah, I'd be weirded out honestly. Not the type of thing I'd want to be at at all 🙃

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Wouldn't dream of asking for stuff like this.... and would block if someone requested that of me.

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By *xplorer2023Man
3 weeks ago

dublin 7

What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

I'd have no interest in talking to anyone asking questions like that or making comparisons.

That would end the conversation.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
3 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

I wouldn't even respond to a message like that

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By *ouple907 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

dublin

Perfect it does what it's ment to so, main goal is to give us a good reference and out those who we wouldn't want to meet, if someone's not willing to do a request for us then why would we entrust them with our sexual health and meet ups.

Just wanted to gauge a general feel of the request.

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By *laveishMan
3 weeks ago

kildare


"Perfect it does what it's ment to so, main goal is to give us a good reference and out those who we wouldn't want to meet, if someone's not willing to do a request for us then why would we entrust them with our sexual health and meet ups.

Just wanted to gauge a general feel of the request."

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By *laveishMan
3 weeks ago

kildare

This exactly

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
3 weeks ago

Newry


"Perfect it does what it's ment to so, main goal is to give us a good reference and out those who we wouldn't want to meet, if someone's not willing to do a request for us then why would we entrust them with our sexual health and meet ups.

Just wanted to gauge a general feel of the request."

Personally I find evidence of regular testing a better guage for risk management than a photo of a cock beside a drinks can (and I'd happily provide that).

Like I said, we all have agency over who we want to meet, and if it works for you then that's all that matters

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
3 weeks ago

East / North, Cork


"Perfect it does what it's ment to so, main goal is to give us a good reference and out those who we wouldn't want to meet, if someone's not willing to do a request for us then why would we entrust them with our sexual health and meet ups.

Just wanted to gauge a general feel of the request."

I suspect you'll actually end up with the people desperate enough to do anything to get their dick wet, and lacking in self respect.

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By *ouple907 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

dublin

No need to be on the offensive or to belittle what others are willing to do, your clearly not the target audience so I don't know why your getting so emotional and hating those who are willing to try.

To all who replied thank you, information is always helpful.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
3 weeks ago

Hereabouts

You did ask for people's opinions.

I don't see anything majorly offensive in the answers. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ouple907 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

dublin

I know I asked for opinions that's the idea of a forum, and I never said I wasn't happy with any answers I was saying what's the point of belittling those who are willing to compare for us saying things like "do anything to get their dick wet" haha

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By *ublustMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin

Go away with your cans, everyone knows that the Sky remote is the universal reference for cock size

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

I wouldn't lower myself to such a puny can size.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
3 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?"

Maybe pop your tits in a pint glass please 😆 🤔

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?

Maybe pop your tits in a pint glass please 😆 🤔

"

If its good enough for champagne glasses

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?

Maybe pop your tits in a pint glass please 😆 🤔

"

Some of us would only need an egg cup

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By *ionycusMan
3 weeks ago

Babylon


"What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?

Maybe pop your tits in a pint glass please 😆 🤔

Some of us would only need an egg cup "

♥️

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By *ubadubdubWoman
3 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"What would be the equivalent question for the opposite sex?

Maybe, what's your dress size?

Maybe pop your tits in a pint glass please 😆 🤔

Some of us would only need an egg cup "

If we stick with the drink measures scale you'd be a shot glass

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By *ubadubdubWoman
3 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Apologies OP I've gotten carried away with this comparative notion and given myself the giggles ... don't mean to derail your thread 🙈

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I don't send dick pics so there is no hope in hell that I would take a picture next to a beer can.

Each to their own though.

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By *ouple907 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

dublin

No need to for apologies it’s not a serious one and the sky remote gave me a good laugh as I’ve seen too many of them in my times haha

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