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By *s LollyΒ OPΒ Β Β Woman
3 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Most know my storys on getting cancelled on last min for the the 7 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏 or the run awayπŸ„...what's the funniest reason someone gave you for cancelling?

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By *ilf ShakeWoman
3 weeks ago

KILDARE

The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields

Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in

Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...

I could be here all day giving reasons

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I don't think I've many funny ones...

Latest one - his phone screen broke

Another one was that he decided to go to the gym instead.

Another forgot to charge his phone

One turned up but apparently "couldn't find me" so ordered us both a takeaway coffee and left. He messaged me 5 hours later. Presumably he drank the coffees. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Then invited me to his house later that evening 🀣

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By *s LollyΒ OPΒ Β Β Woman
3 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

My most recent even though we'd booked the hotel weeks before forgot he'd a work course to do late that Sunday evening πŸ™„

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By *ilf ShakeWoman
3 weeks ago

KILDARE


"My most recent even though we'd booked the hotel weeks before forgot he'd a work course to do late that Sunday evening πŸ™„"

Years ago I had someone not turn up because he forget he had newborn baby and a wife he had never mentioned must have slipped his mind

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By *s LollyΒ OPΒ Β Β Woman
3 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"My most recent even though we'd booked the hotel weeks before forgot he'd a work course to do late that Sunday evening πŸ™„

Years ago I had someone not turn up because he forget he had newborn baby and a wife he had never mentioned must have slipped his mind "

The aul case of fab short term memory loss πŸ˜‚

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By *ariaxxxxCouple
3 weeks ago

Kent/London/Greater London

I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet πŸ€žπŸ€

I've just been very lucky πŸ€ with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.

I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....

I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)

Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go"

(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)

He previously told me he worked in retail πŸ€­πŸ€”

So I text back "You're not a Doctor"

His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.

I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him.

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By *heGeneral24Man
3 weeks ago

Limerick City


"The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields

Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in

Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...

I could be here all day giving reasons "

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Savage lol

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By *ourtJesterMan
3 weeks ago

carlow

Went to meet a couple who wanted an MFM. Voice notes back and forth so was all good.

Arrived at said meeting point and it was just a bloke. Got a text then saying the two of us had to play together before she would come later to join.

Turns out there was never a F in this guys MFM. Needless to say, I booked it on out of there.

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By *eturning MGMan
3 weeks ago

mayo galway roscommon sligo....West Of Ireland


"Went to meet a couple who wanted an MFM. Voice notes back and forth so was all good.

Arrived at said meeting point and it was just a bloke. Got a text then saying the two of us had to play together before she would come later to join.

Turns out there was never a F in this guys MFM. Needless to say, I booked it on out of there."

I think we all saw that plot twist coming 🀣🀣

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By *man1044Man
3 weeks ago

North Galway

Was to meet a couple but the lady fell off a chair hurt her foot beforehand.

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By *ddiesayshello2Man
3 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

yeah all set for a meet. turned up at her house. her period struck but still invited me in tho had a wank amd came on her tits so not all was lost lol

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By *enerationfornicationMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere in...


"I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet πŸ€žπŸ€

I've just been very lucky πŸ€ with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.

I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....

I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)

Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go"

(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)

He previously told me he worked in retail πŸ€­πŸ€”

So I text back "You're not a Doctor"

His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.

I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him."

That's a bit harsh. You could of used it to your advantage by telling him your were a free lance journalist doing an exclusive on Walter Mitty sex addicts who can't commit to a meet!

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By *ariaxxxxCouple
3 weeks ago

Kent/London/Greater London


"I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet πŸ€žπŸ€

I've just been very lucky πŸ€ with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.

I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....

I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)

Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go"

(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)

He previously told me he worked in retail πŸ€­πŸ€”

So I text back "You're not a Doctor"

His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.

I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him.

That's a bit harsh. You could of used it to your advantage by telling him your were a free lance journalist doing an exclusive on Walter Mitty sex addicts who can't commit to a meet! "

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀭 A Journalist Catching out the fantasists & love cheats ✌️

I laugh now at his first excuse, called to an emergency & it 2 hrs away & he telling me he's a Doctor 🀭

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By *adger BrocMan
3 weeks ago

Co. Cork

She said a guy had turned up unexpectedly at her house to do some gardening.....a tidy bush was obviously worth more than one in the hand....

Thing is I am a dab hand at topiary.....but her bush will never know what great shape it could have been in.

πŸŒ³βœ‚οΈ

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By *r.AnonymousMan
3 weeks ago

Tipperary

Spoke for a few weeks before deciding to meet, Drove for an hour only for her to not respond to messages and calls, waited for 15 mins and left πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

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By *ewcorkcpl23Couple
3 weeks ago

Cork

Reading some of these excuses used it's lucky I'm not a Newby as if I was I'd be getting the flock out this place rapidly. Some beauts out there.

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By *ilf ShakeWoman
3 weeks ago

KILDARE

How could I forget the fella whose Granny died three times in one year

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By *eekyNerdMan
3 weeks ago

Port


"How could I forget the fella whose Granny died three times in one year "

Maybe he was adopted? 4 grannies in that instance

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By *ingerrrrWoman
3 weeks ago

Meath

lol.. yeah I had some guy claim he’d had an accident on the way to meet.. he totally didn’t. And promptly disappeared..

sigh..

another dude claimed he’d fainted in the shower and had to go to hospital..

πŸ™„

Sure..

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"lol.. yeah I had some guy claim he’d had an accident on the way to meet.. he totally didn’t. And promptly disappeared..

sigh..

another dude claimed he’d fainted in the shower and had to go to hospital..

πŸ™„

Sure..

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To lose one may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness πŸ˜‡

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By *ddiesayshello2Man
3 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

thats ridiculous and their loss let's be honest. I dont get people not being honest , cancel if you want no issues the nit showing or excuses thats what annoys me

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

I had a tinder date tell me she fell down the stairs.

Turns out she did actually fall down the stairs and when I met her a week later she wasn't able to sit down!

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By *ombikerMan
3 weeks ago

the right side of the river


"The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields

Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in

Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...

I could be here all day giving reasons "

I don't have a tractor.

Do you fancy a coffee

Sure worth a shot

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By *licat.2Woman
3 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

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