FabSwingers.com forum: CRINGEY / CRINGY PROFILE...

By *easingTim OP Man
6 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Am sure you've read certain well bandied around words or profiles

that you've deemed completely cringe worthy, awkward or uncomfortable to read

So here's a fun challenge! Can you:

1. Create the cringiest profile in 50 words or less with

2. A recommended picture to attach ??

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By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

Will fill in later

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By *ionycusMan
6 weeks ago

Babylon

Happy . Grrrrrrrr

Positive. OMG!

Open-minded. How dare they?

Sensual. STFU

Its endless really..

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By *illdonCouple
6 weeks ago

Everywhere

Is there such thing as the perfect profile? It's all subjective to the individual reader. I do however find some of the 'demands' I see in some of them of late quite entertaining. It's hard enough to get people to reply at the best of times without demanding pics sent with opening message for example.

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By *easingTim OP Man
6 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Genuine straight, professional guy looking to meet couples or women. Due to my very stressful occupation, my time is limited and very valuable. I'm also an expert photographer if you need photos taken. I give professional massages and my hands will make you absolutely melt. I also specialise in FMF and MFM threesomes.

For any married women, I'm very discreet as well as articulate and intelligent. Oh yes, did I mention that I'm a genuine guy"

(Pic of cock out sitting on toilet seat pants around ankles)

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By *iresmillyWoman
6 weeks ago

Stillorgan

For any married women, I'm very discreet as well as articulate and intelligent. Oh yes, did I mention that I'm a genuine guy"

(Pic of cock out sitting on toilet seat pants around ankles)

😂😂😂😂 100%

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By *inglingPringle87Man
6 weeks ago

city

If you can't take me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

Or is that Facebook?

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By *entleGent13Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Is there such thing as the perfect profile? It's all subjective to the individual reader. I do however find some of the 'demands' I see in some of them of late quite entertaining. It's hard enough to get people to reply at the best of times without demanding pics sent with opening message for example. "

I see that a lot.

Not sure why people thjnk I'd be inclined to send people I don't know a picture of my face for something that is very personal.

Its a strange one. I think meeting people face to face in a social situation makes way more sense as long as your initial chats align.

I suppose they must've experienced timewasters/dreamers themselves.

It could also be anyone's face that even looks remotely similar.

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By *P_80Man
6 weeks ago

Waterford

One photo of an average looking cock.

'Genuine discreet guy looking for fun'

Then 2 months later.....

First forum post:

'Some load of stuck up c*nts on here'

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By *illdonCouple
6 weeks ago

Everywhere

Very true. But as you say I wouldn't be inclined to sned face pics to a complete unknown. Half the time I think it just a single man or a horny hubby leading people up the garden path when it comes to messaging. Once you get to the arranging a meet stage it's ghost ville

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By *iresmillyWoman
6 weeks ago

Stillorgan

Well I’ll be controversial as always, but i always ask for a face pic upfront and I always offer mine too. I’m here for sex, not a penfriend, so I’m not going to waste hours messaging someone I don’t find attractive. I’m not a time r@per.

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By *illdonCouple
6 weeks ago

Everywhere

I've no problem sending pics once we have made some sort of connection. But I find the line 'messages without face pics attached will be deleted' that's just daft. We've all been messed around on here at one point or other. Just how it is, some of them have no intention of doing anything I think.

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By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

Y’all are spelling discrete wrong!

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By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West

I'm a genuine open minded completely generic man with no preference for size, height or looks.

I'll travel any distance for no strings fun and discretion is a must.

I won't bite unless you ask me to and giving pleasure is what I'm all about. I'll go down on you until your clit falls off.

Please reply or it hurts my feelings.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
6 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Genuine guy here - but only with randomers I want to fuck and certainly not to the wife/partner I'm cheating on

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By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 19:04:40]

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By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

"Will fill in later "

Fun straight genuine professional fun seeker genuinely seeking genuine fun couples or fun females for fun! Mmmmmmm

Love getting pleasure but prefer giving, can breath though my ears and go for hours! Mmmmmm!

Discrete meets only. Willing to travel and can only meet spontaneously on my say so. Mmmmmm

PLEASE NOTE, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF OUR PROFILE OR PICTURES IN ANY FORM, IF YOU DO IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF OUR PRIVACY AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS, under law, UCC1-103 1-308, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE, NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO INFRINGE ON OUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY.

Mmmmm

Pics include: flaccid cock over unflushed toilet with boxers around ankles, hand with wedding ring gripping hard cock with dirty fingernails in an untidy room

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By *easingTim OP Man
6 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Or the aul chestnut of an update...

"Hotel room booked, anyone fancy a coffee?"

...all good fun here!

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By *rRiosMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

Or the aul chestnut of an update...

"Hotel room booked, anyone fancy a coffee?"

...all good fun here!

Not here to shag the whole site!

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By *elfastDMan
5 weeks ago

belfast

I’ve updated my profile with extracts from all these

Great advice guys

Thanks

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By *tanleyvoodooMan
5 weeks ago

BELFAST

"Will fill in later "

Close the thread we have a winner.

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