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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE

I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
5 weeks ago

cavan town

How do you reverse image? I tried doing what Google told me and it didn't work. (On images I was certain didnt belong to the person)

Just to be clear, it's not anaconda, donkey batin outta wet bog wangs that I'd be searching 🤣🤣

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

What's your favorite wizards spell when your pulling up your wizards sleeves

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"What's your favorite wizards spell when your pulling up your wizards sleeves

"

I just wave my magic wand around and say abracadabra welcome to the Chamber of Secrets

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By *ongdong2222Man
5 weeks ago

wexford

My anaconda don't want none unless u got buns hun 🤣🤣 some wise words from nikki there 🤣🤣

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By *igManAllOverMan
5 weeks ago

Copenhagen

Its so funny when you find a profile that has a dick that you recognise from someone elses profile, found one guy doing that using a famous blowjob clip from on here and when i called him on it i got oh i just add content that i like to my profile 🤣 had another guy i met that it was plainly obvious when i went to play with him his profile pic was clearly not his appendage, i since suspected it was an ex that he had mentioned 😂

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

The is why I only have sex with the lights off

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

This is why I only have sex with the lights off

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"How do you reverse image? I tried doing what Google told me and it didn't work. (On images I was certain didnt belong to the person)

Just to be clear, it's not anaconda, donkey batin outta wet bog wangs that I'd be searching 🤣🤣"

Of course I believe you

But when I am doing my dicktective work I click on the image and it should say search on Google. Doesn't always bring all the *borrowed* pictures up

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

Yandex and Tineye are what I use for reverse image searching but if I'm being honest I have a friend who is really good at it so I usually just send him the photos and he solves the case 😂

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"Yandex and Tineye are what I use for reverse image searching but if I'm being honest I have a friend who is really good at it so I usually just send him the photos and he solves the case 😂"

Is his name Shercock Holmes

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By *ubadubdubWoman
5 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

So that's why men have been removing my glasses 🤓 and here's me thinking it's a seduction technique

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West


"Yandex and Tineye are what I use for reverse image searching but if I'm being honest I have a friend who is really good at it so I usually just send him the photos and he solves the case 😂

Is his name Shercock Holmes "

It is now.

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By *otownkid1967Man
5 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

Well I'm hung like a hamster so could do with a few decent dick pics to borrow.

Or maybe you could wave that of yours and pray for a miracle

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By *an from Galway says yesMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere sexy


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

Laughed out loud at this

You have a way with words

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

It's the white men with the black dicks that I find funny

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By *otownkid1967Man
5 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Apparently wearing white trainer socks makes your dick bigger. Honestly

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By *oprano100Man
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Yandex and Tineye are what I use for reverse image searching but if I'm being honest I have a friend who is really good at it so I usually just send him the photos and he solves the case 😂

Is his name Shercock Holmes "

Or 'Inspector Vagtit' for the female genitalia paraphenalia

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By *inkyDragonMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

I don’t get the point in sending a cock or vagina picture to someone. Anyway, nothing like saying they don’t have any self awareness than sending a cock pic.

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By *entleGent13Man
5 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

Great questions...you can certainly paint a picture.

I'd suggest anyone doing that has no intention of everything meeting you.

On the 2nd question...most fellas are thinking with their lads when they even get a glimpse of a pussy. So, deciding whether you had sent fake photos is not a high priority.🤣

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By *earuisceMan
5 weeks ago

south sligo


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "
This post made my day! Funniest I’ve seen on the forum for ages Donkeys in bogs be warned there are some langers lurking in the wet bogs !!

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I have an apology to make.

I've been running an undercover willy pic hire business on Fab.

Fabbers contact me and arrange payment, I send them a bespoke willy pic, and they pass it off as theirs.

So roughly 50% of the willies you see on here are actually mine (the impressive ones)

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"I have an apology to make.

I've been running an undercover willy pic hire business on Fab.

Fabbers contact me and arrange payment, I send them a bespoke willy pic, and they pass it off as theirs.

So roughly 50% of the willies you see on here are actually mine (the impressive ones)"

Are you Dial a Dick thought I recognised your massive penis you'll take someone's eye out with that one eyed snake

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By *otownkid1967Man
5 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"I have an apology to make.

I've been running an undercover willy pic hire business on Fab.

Fabbers contact me and arrange payment, I send them a bespoke willy pic, and they pass it off as theirs.

So roughly 50% of the willies you see on here are actually mine (the impressive ones)"

How much for a really really big one?

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I have an apology to make.

I've been running an undercover willy pic hire business on Fab.

Fabbers contact me and arrange payment, I send them a bespoke willy pic, and they pass it off as theirs.

So roughly 50% of the willies you see on here are actually mine (the impressive ones)

How much for a really really big one?"

I'll need to quote and get back to you for the shooting + photoshopping 🫡

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By *irtypair00Couple
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"What's your favorite wizards spell when your pulling up your wizards sleeves

I just wave my magic wand around and say abracadabra welcome to the Chamber of Secrets "

Hope there is no echo in there

Si xx

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By *ednuts101Man
5 weeks ago

Finglas

Just explain that you took the photo through a microscope and you are grand

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
5 weeks ago

Louth

Loads of pics are photo shopped, we really cannot be bothered, as you said OP you cannot explain things then in person, the same as refreshing pictures or videos, anything older than 6 months should be refreshed to reflect reality of right now. As for stealing pics, that's just very very sad.

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By *eturninghornMan
5 weeks ago

Cork

Maybe when you meet these guys in person they have the photo printed out and tapped to their body as well? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
5 weeks ago

kinkytown

We reverse image most of the pics we're sent, though some of them Dee recognises as taken straight away

We did realise one social we had was using fake pics of his cock and his response was well you were going to meet for play so shouldn't bother you. Shockingly well verified too.

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By *man1044Man
5 weeks ago

North Galway

Be hard to find a donkey in the bog nowadays more likely find a tractor stuck so a tow chain be needed.

The ones with fake dick pics are dickheads .

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By *ednuts101Man
5 weeks ago

Finglas


"We reverse image most of the pics we're sent, though some of them Dee recognises as taken straight away

We did realise one social we had was using fake pics of his cock and his response was well you were going to meet for play so shouldn't bother you. Shockingly well verified too. "

Is that surprising on here?

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"We reverse image most of the pics we're sent, though some of them Dee recognises as taken straight away

We did realise one social we had was using fake pics of his cock and his response was well you were going to meet for play so shouldn't bother you. Shockingly well verified too. "

I told a guy his dick was off Google he said he didn't have any dick pictures and the one off Google kinda looked like his one. So I sent him a picture of Pamela Anderson and said my boobs looked like hers and than he said I was the time waster

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By *altsman88Man
5 weeks ago

athlone

Searching for Pamela’s bossoms isn’t a waste of time …. Staring at them jiggle on those baywatch episodes definitely not either lol

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

And this my friend is why you're so high on my contacts 😂😂😂😂

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"And this my friend is why you're so high on my contacts 😂😂😂😂"

We've seen some fine looking penis over the last few year's and shared a few as well

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"And this my friend is why you're so high on my contacts 😂😂😂😂

We've seen some fine looking penis over the last few year's and shared a few as well "

Not half enough. We need to get sharing more

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By *lmost_ThereMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"And this my friend is why you're so high on my contacts 😂😂😂😂

We've seen some fine looking penis over the last few year's and shared a few as well

Not half enough. We need to get sharing more "

Ladies....ladies... There is enough for everyone let's get started.......... 😁...... ....

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By *outhguy31Man
5 weeks ago

Louth


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

I just use that father ted quote. This dick is small but the ones out there are far away

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By *obshortMan
5 weeks ago

Cork

Meet a lady on here, some time ago. She was a larger size lady 20/22. But she has photos of size 10 and 12 ladies on her profile. Claims they her photos. She must have the best camera ever.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
5 weeks ago

Newry


"Meet a lady on here, some time ago. She was a larger size lady 20/22. But she has photos of size 10 and 12 ladies on her profile. Claims they her photos. She must have the best camera ever. "

Because no-one ever loses or gains weight...

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By *ettaManMan
5 weeks ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.


"How do you reverse image? I tried doing what Google told me and it didn't work. (On images I was certain didnt belong to the person)

Just to be clear, it's not anaconda, donkey batin outta wet bog wangs that I'd be searching 🤣🤣"

You can do it on the google lens app

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By *oc1998Man
5 weeks ago

Dundalk

I never understand why some men use fake pictures cause your potential partner will find out if you both meet up to play. Makes no sense.

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By *ashionistaWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Pictures are deceiving anyway. Real or fake.

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By *obshortMan
5 weeks ago

Cork


"Meet a lady on here, some time ago. She was a larger size lady 20/22. But she has photos of size 10 and 12 ladies on her profile. Claims they her photos. She must have the best camera ever.

Because no-one ever loses or gains weight..."

Not 10 sizes in a few weeks. Believe me she is the same size she was, when we meet.

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE

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By *adforit1304Man
5 weeks ago

Limerick/Clare

It’s mine

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By *ung guyMan
5 weeks ago

kildare


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve "

Well generally on fab that’s the type of guy that doesn’t show up to meet you that you’ve wasted a week or two chatting to. So why not give us well verified genuine guy’s a chance that will show up to the meet. Even better I do have a big thick cock

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By *ilf Shake OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

KILDARE


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve

Well generally on fab that’s the type of guy that doesn’t show up to meet you that you’ve wasted a week or two chatting to. So why not give us well verified genuine guy’s a chance that will show up to the meet. Even better I do have a big thick cock "

Great bit of self promotion there

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By *ung guyMan
5 weeks ago

kildare


"I may be very old but one thing I'm good at is reverse image searching and something that pops into my inbox is the "borrowed" from Google a picture of a Anaconda sized dick so large you can bate a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So I'm just curious if you turn up to a meet and can't produce that baby's arm in a boxing glove dick how do you pass off that normal looking penis of yours. I'm also wondering should I start faking my unsolicited fanny pictures as my vagina looks like a wizards sleeve

Well generally on fab that’s the type of guy that doesn’t show up to meet you that you’ve wasted a week or two chatting to. So why not give us well verified genuine guy’s a chance that will show up to the meet. Even better I do have a big thick cock

Great bit of self promotion there "

Never pass up an opportunity

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By *ickwoodMan
5 weeks ago

Naas

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By *ickwoodMan
5 weeks ago

Naas

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By *onderingpurposeMan
5 weeks ago

Belfast

Who would do such a thing

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Who would do such a thing"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *round_the_FurMan
5 weeks ago

Magherafelt

Mines is too hairy to steal 😂

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By *yronedevilMan
5 weeks ago

dungannon

You had me at get the donkey outa the bog

lol

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Who would do such a thing"

I mean I was recently catfished the other way around

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By *aked Hugging FriendMan
5 weeks ago

Meath/Cavan

This is genuinely the funniest forum opener ive read! Where too even start in the creative writing. Utter perfection.

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By *rRiosMan
5 weeks ago

dublin


"Who would do such a thing

I mean I was recently catfished the other way around "

So, they were who they said they weren’t?

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By *onderingpurposeMan
5 weeks ago

Belfast


"Who would do such a thing

I mean I was recently catfished the other way around "

Reverse catfish is my favourite position .

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By *tesset69TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Belfast/North Down

This Forum is bursting with

"Happenis" 🥒

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Who would do such a thing

I mean I was recently catfished the other way around

Reverse catfish is my favourite position ."

I'd noticed that alright. I'm still slightly traumatised

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