FabSwingers.com forum: Women going home pregnant

By *ildatlantic OP Man
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh

I just witnessed about 10 different women cheating on their husbands this weekend going home pregnant after one night stands with musicians and bouncers at the Rory Gallagher. Seriously get DNA tests before you accept it’s yours. Scandalous

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By *rish-blacksmithMan
2 weeks ago

Cork

How did you convince them all to pee for you so you could do the tests?

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By *ataWoman
2 weeks ago

Meh

Random much 😏

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By *astelloWoman
2 weeks ago

Far far away

Jeez..wait a few weeks anyway...

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By *he KakapoMan
2 weeks ago

A nice rock

Goddammit OK now I'm wondering and its the wrong thread

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By *aketaxibelfastMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Are those women on here? Or is this directed at the fellas who are possibly cheating on here?

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By *intyballsMan
2 weeks ago

Meath

FFS people safe sex please 🤣

Wait how do you know that they are pregnant?

Or more importantly why is it your business what other people do.

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By *attooYouMan
2 weeks ago

just about northside

Shocking behavior altogether

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
2 weeks ago

originally from sligo

So we're u just like sitting watching them. How do u know they were cheating... how do u know they r pregnant?

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

How could you tell that they were actually going home?

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Gives a whole new meaning to The Wild Atlantic Way.....

💦💨🎉🍷🍹🍻🍆🌊🎸🎵🤰

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By *0ndayMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

I heard them bouncers with just a look, could get ya up the duff

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
2 weeks ago

lucan

Were the bouncers all single, or was it just the women cheating?

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By *wingme22Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass.....

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By *edLips71Couple
2 weeks ago

Navan

Tell me you’re a misogynist without telling me you’re a misogynist FFS

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By *eralt80Man
2 weeks ago

cork

Anyone see where I put my shame bell?

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Ugh!! Hate when I go out and come back pregnant..

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By *he KakapoMan
2 weeks ago

A nice rock

Progressive move by the festival to provide on site pregnancy tests though.

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By *affa31Woman
2 weeks ago

Galway

That’s one hell of a superpower…able to tell someone pregnant moments after conception.

There’s a career in that for you!

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Thanks for the warning I'll let some of the bouncers know that those women were only using them for their sperm

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"I just witnessed about 10 different women cheating on their husbands this weekend going home pregnant after one night stands with musicians and bouncers at the Rory Gallagher. Seriously get DNA tests before you accept it’s yours. Scandalous "

Sounds like a right frolicking weekend. I must go next year

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Sounds like a right frolicking weekend. I must go next year

A woman that works with me went with her husband

Questions will be asked in the office tomorrow

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By *aseylee324Couple
2 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Maybe it hasn't arrived in Donegal yet, but there's this amazing thing called contraception....

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

🤯🤯🤯

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
2 weeks ago

villiage

Down with that sort of thing

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By *wingme22Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

They will all start scratching in the coming weeks.

They can pretend to be playing air guitar.

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By *iseekingbiCouple
2 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Where to start on that OP?

Seems he has the power of the Holy Trinity to be all seeing and all knowing.

And this sort of misogynist nonsense went out quite a few a Popes ago. But maybe not everywhere.

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By *antra MassageMan
2 weeks ago

Galway

I'm a voyeur, too OP. I'm definitely going next year, for a chance to watch 10 women, bouncers, and a bass guitarist all getting it on. Phew, ....

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By *antra MassageMan
2 weeks ago

Galway

You have a very well written profile, OP. lucid,erudite, funny, flowing, convincing, and attractive. So different in style from your comments on the lustful rutting you spent so long feasting your eyes on at the concert

Almost as if they were written by different people. How could that be?. I must ask my AI cyberfriend.

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 weeks ago

The West

Lustful rutting is my new favourite phrase

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
2 weeks ago

waterford

Ok I'm not a great musician,could carry off the bouncer alright, so where do I send my CV for the next event?

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By *otownkid1967Man
2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

The children's allowance is fairly good here in Ireland.

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By *ocal studMan
2 weeks ago

A town near you

Are you trying to tell us you impregnated them all yourself.

Also how do you know they are not single?

How do you know they're not on contraception?

If it wasn't you who impregnated them how do you know that they even slept with someone else?

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By *ionycusMan
2 weeks ago

Babylon

It takes a bad penny to just ride on the crest of a wave.

Isn't rock n roll all about free love?

I always found I have more fun when I'm doing stuff rather than watching and judging but it's good to go against the grain.

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By *izzKathrynWoman
2 weeks ago

Drogheda

Well now Ted, I can't say I ever go on an outing and observe multiple folk having unprotected sex and getting pregnant. That was a hell of an event, was the music that boring?

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By *heMystroMan
2 weeks ago

northside

Sounds like a Shadow play, Calling card, Daughter of the Everglades ,Cradle rock ,It takes time , Too much alcohol and Moonchild all rolled into one . Was this what Rory was thinking when he wrote those songs

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By *ealcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

"How did you convince them all to pee for you so you could do the tests?"

I lol'd 😆😆

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By *aid backMan
2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

Someone doesn't know how women's bodies work

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

It's one of the best music festivals in Ireland. Every June Bank Holiday weekend. And what other people do on the wild Atlantic way is their own business. A hint of jealousy detected lol

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

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By *od75Man
2 weeks ago

galway

I just want to know how to get a job as a bouncer for these gigs

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
2 weeks ago

DUBLIN

Nonsense

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

Is it unimpregnatability 🤔😅😂

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

"Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??"

Yes we do think of that , its just a longer process, we use a turkey baster, and the best sperm in the world , (a mixed blend from 10 continents ), and test in 8 weeks .

Only negative tests get the job

Positives are given child support payment for 18 years

Hence the high cost of events tickets .

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
2 weeks ago

The West

"Well now Ted, I can't say I ever go on an outing and observe multiple folk having unprotected sex and getting pregnant. That was a hell of an event, was the music that boring? "

Ooohhh, bastards here and bastards there, t'was wall to wall bastards!

Get your bollocks out of my face!

Ride me sideways was another one, I heard!

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By *abberABCMan
2 weeks ago

ball

"Well now Ted, I can't say I ever go on an outing and observe multiple folk having unprotected sex and getting pregnant. That was a hell of an event, was the music that boring?

Ooohhh, bastards here and bastards there, t'was wall to wall bastards!

Get your bollocks out of my face!

Ride me sideways was another one, I heard!"

I’d ride ye both sideways !!

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By *oprano100Man
2 weeks ago

Next door

Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads, and don't fuck the bouncers at a Rory Gallagher Gig.

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By *illow and FionnCouple
2 weeks ago

Cork

Careful now! Down with that sort of thing

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 weeks ago

Midlands

"Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

Yes we do think of that , its just a longer process, we use a turkey baster, and the best sperm in the world , (a mixed blend from 10 continents ), and test in 8 weeks .

Only negative tests get the job

Positives are given child support payment for 18 years

Hence the high cost of events tickets .

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

Yes we do think of that , its just a longer process, we use a turkey baster, and the best sperm in the world , (a mixed blend from 10 continents ), and test in 8 weeks .

Only negative tests get the job

Positives are given child support payment for 18 years

Hence the high cost of events tickets .

My confusion is confused by this

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By *otownkid1967Man
2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"Im gonna call bullshite on this one.

Why you may ask ,

I work in HR for events , and we ensure all bands and security etc have all gotten the snip , we are all also registered sperm tester , and carry out random testing on all staff , before events.

Only thing about the story that seems plausible is ten women, as it is company policy only to ride in multiples of ten , makes the paperwork easier.

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

Yes we do think of that , its just a longer process, we use a turkey baster, and the best sperm in the world , (a mixed blend from 10 continents ), and test in 8 weeks .

Only negative tests get the job

Positives are given child support payment for 18 years

Hence the high cost of events tickets .

My confusion is confused by this

Love it

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By *malltalk101Man
2 weeks ago

kilkenny

Just as well the bouncers can't get pregnant too or we'd be in a right pickle altogether

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Is a clear STI cert required as part of the PSA licence for security personnel?

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By *reedy699Man
2 weeks ago

mayo

Regardless of what went on with those people it’s their own business, we shouldn’t judge until we know all of the facts

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

"Regardless of what went on with those people it’s their own business, we shouldn’t judge until we know all of the facts "

We have no business judging then either unless it affects us directly.

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By *reedy699Man
2 weeks ago

mayo

Exactly

And what people don’t know ! It won’t bother them

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By *ednuts101Man
2 weeks ago

Northside

"How did you convince them all to pee for you so you could do the tests?"

I nearly pissed myself laughing...brilliant!!!

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By *xstevenxxMan
2 weeks ago

dublin

Who’s sharing the popcorn

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By *lmost_ThereMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin

I don't think it's misogynistic...but this is a very strange post. I wish to hear from the OP. What are the details the facts, the HARD evidence

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By *elvin_MarcusCouple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"How did you convince them all to pee for you so you could do the tests?"
very good question

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By *P_80Man
2 weeks ago

Waterford

Plot twist: The OP had sex with the 10 women and has a 100% impregnating record.

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By *K lad 89Man
2 weeks ago

kilkenny

Hahaha were you in the inbetweeners kid?

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By *xplicitMan
2 weeks ago

donegal

All I'm taking out of this is that I am deffo going to the Rory Gallagher festival next year, sounds like a shagfest

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By *itch22Woman
2 weeks ago

Donegal

There might not be a next year

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By *autionMan
2 weeks ago

derry donegal

"There might not be a next year "

Why not

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"There might not be a next year

Why not"

All the ladies will have to be at home babysitting 3 month olds...🤱

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By *mperialcolinMan
2 weeks ago

cork, kerry, limerick

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By *mperialcolinMan
2 weeks ago

cork, kerry, limerick

That's Bellshit, I was there.

Only 9 could be pregnant,

I've had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"There might not be a next year "

The festival is definitely going ahead next year. There was a doubt. But they have gotten extra sponsorship to help with the increase in costs.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

"There might not be a next year

The festival is definitely going ahead next year. There was a doubt. But they have gotten extra sponsorship to help with the increase in costs. "

From Durex?

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By *ootsguyMan
2 weeks ago

Limavady

I can’t wait for the updates on this in 9 months time.

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By *ocal studMan
2 weeks ago

A town near you

The op must be the most fertile man in Ireland after last weekend

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By *pontaneous cubMan
2 weeks ago

wandering

How do you become a bouncer?….asking for a friend 😇

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By *eordie.Woman
2 weeks ago

The Sticks

What if the bands are all females.. how do you ensure their impregnatable-ness (yes, that's a madey up word

)??

Is it unimpregnatability 🤔😅😂"
baroness

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By *LovesYaAllMan
2 weeks ago

The Town

I'd like to correct you if. I could I was at the gig and I was talking to a lot of promiscuous women and every one of them said they only do Anal,

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By *lack FridayMan
2 weeks ago

Galway

"There might not be a next year

The festival is definitely going ahead next year. There was a doubt. But they have gotten extra sponsorship to help with the increase in costs.

From Durex?

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

They all won't get a babysitter at the same time next year

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By *onjude1982..Man
2 weeks ago

Belfast

it sounds like some1 is trying to prmote a pub lol rite lads thats all head for rory gallaghers lol

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By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

I don't know.. What ever next?

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By *ildatlantic OP Man
7 days ago

Fermanagh

Yes, I made a blunt statement about men possibly going home from the Rory Gallagher festival and unknowingly raising kids that aren’t theirs. Some found it uncomfortable, others tried to shut it down by calling it misogynistic.

Let me be clear:

Calling for DNA clarity isn’t hatred of women, it’s a call for accountability in a time when casual encounters are celebrated, filmed, and uploaded. A week after my post, what shows up? A popular profile of a woman getting barebacked by two strangers. Then a news story breaks about an Irish woman arrested for sexually assaulting a man in a sauna.

Tell me again how that’s irrelevant?

This isn’t about demonising women. It’s about protecting men from being emotionally and financially trapped in situations that aren’t theirs to own. If that offends you—ask yourself why.

This isn’t bitterness. This is foresight. And any man raising a child in 2025 without asking basic questions might be raising someone else’s legacy.

Don’t mistake discomfort for misogyny. They’re not the same.

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By *mperialcolinMan
7 days ago

cork, kerry, limerick

I hear you fella, you have your platform here to vent, and we're listening.

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By *onnachakeaneMan
7 days ago

Dundrum

That’s awful…..but progressive that they now have adulterers only gynaecology tents… finally…..

Out of interest when do the 2026 tickets go on general sale? Asking for a friend…

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By *ubadubdubWoman
7 days ago

Hereabouts

"Yes, I made a blunt statement about men possibly going home from the Rory Gallagher festival and unknowingly raising kids that aren’t theirs. Some found it uncomfortable, others tried to shut it down by calling it misogynistic.

Let me be clear:

Tell me again how that’s irrelevant?

This isn’t about demonising women. It’s about protecting men from being emotionally and financially trapped in situations that aren’t theirs to own. If that offends you—ask yourself why.

This isn’t bitterness. This is foresight. And any man raising a child in 2025 without asking basic questions might be raising someone else’s legacy.

Don’t mistake discomfort for misogyny. They’re not the same.

Right. And yet even with your *clarifying* update its still coming across as you blaming women for having sex.

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By *og-ManMan
7 days ago

somewhere

Op just wondering has it happened to you and that's why you're writing about it

Are you paying child support for someone else's child

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
7 days ago

Newry

Let me be clear:

Tell me again how that’s irrelevant?

This isn’t about demonising women. It’s about protecting men from being emotionally and financially trapped in situations that aren’t theirs to own. If that offends you—ask yourself why.

This isn’t bitterness. This is foresight. And any man raising a child in 2025 without asking basic questions might be raising someone else’s legacy.

Don’t mistake discomfort for misogyny. They’re not the same.

I still don't understand how you know

a) the marital status of the women, and

b their contraception status

Without that, all you're doing is judging people for having sex and wildly extrapolating

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By *reentrevorMan
7 days ago

wexford

"Romantic Ireland is dead and gone."

The cuckold scene however...

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By *lmost_ThereMan
5 days ago

Dublin

Man are you okay?? It's just what your saying make no sense. Men and women have sex all the time. What your describing is men and women having sex, on a site where people have orgies etc etc etc. are you actually okay in the brain? Or is this a high level troll move. If the latter we'll done

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By *iresmillyWoman
5 days ago

Stillorgan

Did you get all the 5 women who gave you veris in May pregnant?

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By *illbillMan
5 days ago

dublin

Can you do clear blu telepathically. How do you know they where pregnant.

How do you know they werent taking pre_autions.

How do you know anything u claim

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By *ouls105Man
5 days ago

Foxford

I want a Job there

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