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By *og-Man OP   Man
51 weeks ago

somewhere

So we all see and sometimes even write something on the forums that makes you want to smack your own face ( not me obviously)

What type of post tightens your nuts

What type of post dries up your lady bits

Or write a funny post that definitely will get you the ride

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan

There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

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By *ealitybitesMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

Hi there. My name is Richie Kavanagh.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party. "

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂"

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
51 weeks ago

somewhere


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful! "

An hour Mick ......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ...... "

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out. "

A considerate lover too

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too"

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉"

Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.

Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life!

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
51 weeks ago

cavan town

My name is sofistimacation

I'm fond of a little flirtation

So come over to mine

And pull my line

Cos I'm sick of the ould masterbation

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
51 weeks ago

cavan town


"My name is sofistimacation

I'm fond of a little flirtation

So come over to mine

And pull my line

Cos I'm sick of the ould masterbation "

But before you do the job,

Do you want a pic of my knob

But a pic of a cock

Might just get me blocked

Then I'll just have a wank and a sob 😭

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉"

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.

Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life! "

Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!

Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.

Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game "

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.

Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life!

Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!

Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.

Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time."

We could listen to Nena Cherry singing about it, I suppose?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
51 weeks ago

Lucan

Neneh Cherry?

I think I may have spelled her name wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏 "

B for backup plan should A end too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.

Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life!

Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!

Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.

Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time.

We could listen to Nena Cherry singing about it, I suppose? "

of course... and everything can change...

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon "

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂"

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably "

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇"

Next you'll be telling you want D

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D "

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎 "

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there "

O U R M I N E

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

O U R M I N E "

This is going to be some game of Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

O U R M I N E

This is going to be some game of Scrabble"

The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

O U R M I N E

This is going to be some game of Scrabble

The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires"

I'll have my Thesaurus ready

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"There once was a man named McCarthy

Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.

He's got a small cock

And his ears look like Spock

But he's rich and with girls likes to party.

I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂

Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!

An hour Mick ......

Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.

A considerate lover too

45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉

45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game

Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏

B for backup plan should A end too soon

I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂

Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably

That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇

Next you'll be telling you want D

no .. better the whole alphabet 😎

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

O U R M I N E

This is going to be some game of Scrabble

The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires

I'll have my Thesaurus ready"

I think we've strayed a bit from the topic of this thread...

sorry Mr. OP

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By *iscuits8Man
51 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

There was a Fabber known as Biccy

Who was finding Fab life a bit tricky

He said, I'll buy you a brew

And if the craic is good too

You might end wanting me mickey

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By *og-Man OP   Man
51 weeks ago

somewhere

@Wildfire Mia

Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there

Is the best line I've read on here in years

Well done that man

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