FabSwingers.com forum: Funny things said in the bedroom...

By *hrobbinHood OP Man
2 days ago

ceatharlach

In the midst of a steamy session I once told a wonderful lady "don't bite the cock that feeds you..." (Being a play on the common phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds you") As she was on her knees about to receive my stiff member in her mouth...needless to say it was like a form of unfiltered dirty talk which was intended to be all dominant but just came across as a stupid funny thing to say in the moment.

We both laughed our heads off about it.

She didn't bite it either so....result!

By *amsevenMan
2 days ago

cork

I once started singing 'fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round'....during doggy

By *hrobbinHood OP Man
16 hours ago

ceatharlach

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus risque

By *exyScientistsCouple
13 hours ago

Castlebar

That is chocolate on the duvet isn't it??? 😳🙈🤣

By *hrobbinHood OP Man
3 hours ago

ceatharlach

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By *hrobbinHood OP Man
3 hours ago

ceatharlach

"That is chocolate on the duvet isn't it??? 😳🙈🤣"
oh sh...🙈😅