FabSwingers.com forum: favourite verification cliches

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"knows what she wants and knows how to get it"

and

"mr is a gent"

are two favourites of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor mr is always a gent...laid back or relaxed.

Best blow job ever - though obviously inmy case thats true

Cock to die for - i dont even understand that one

Treat this lady/man with respect

Could be here all night writing there are so many....then theres all the wet mattress/floor ones...which are just bleurgh.

In saying that im sure i have some of these and left veris with crap phrases too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor mr is always a gent...laid back or relaxed.

Best blow job ever - though obviously inmy case thats true

Cock to die for - i dont even understand that one

Treat this lady/man with respect

Could be here all night writing there are so many....then theres all the wet mattress/floor ones...which are just bleurgh.

In saying that im sure i have some of these and left veris with crap phrases too.

reading this recognising wat too much from what I have written.

my pet hate is a 'such a suckable cock'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor mr is always a gent...laid back or relaxed.

Best blow job ever - though obviously inmy case thats true

Cock to die for - i dont even understand that one

Treat this lady/man with respect

Could be here all night writing there are so many....then theres all the wet mattress/floor ones...which are just bleurgh.

In saying that im sure i have some of these and left veris with crap phrases too.

Don't forget the most used one!

"What can I say that hasn't been said!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow where to begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she sucks cock like no other"

"give her the respect she deserves"

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

Webcam verifications mean nothing unless you are going to meet in the near future.

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Where do i start"

"Treat her with respect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best blow job ever" has to be one of the best, its not like your going to write very average at sucking cock or worst blowjob ever lol

"such a suckable cock" surely they are all suckable its whether you want to suck it or not.

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

Best blow job ever and if your lucky enough to ever meet!! Every woman on fab must of attended the same top school of blow jobs seen as we all give the best one!!

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

"Best blow job ever and if your lucky enough to ever meet!! Every woman on fab must of attended the same top school of blow jobs seen as we all give the best one!!

Iv yet to get a shite blow job.

maybe Im missing out. Any takers?

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All verifications are shite, as you can't leave bad ones because they won't be displayed. The best one's i've had (best because they are truthful) are "he's ok" and "had better" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""best blow job ever" has to be one of the best, its not like your going to write very average at sucking cock or worst blowjob ever lol

i met someone before i was on here and seen them on here with 2 verifications of givin a great suckin, even though she was shit and she actually told me herself she was shit at it

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

"We finally met after months / years of chatting"

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I've devised this code when looking at guy's veris ....

Great stamina = pounding away like a battering ram all night.

Suckable cock = smallish and doesn't make you gag

Amazing fingers and tongue = crap shag

Really nice guy who's a good kisser = hopeless at everything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If you get the chance to meet, grab it with both hands and feet'

'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

'loves to tease and please'

'has a big cock and knows how to use it'

'she is stunning and dresses to thrill'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor mr is always a gent...laid back or relaxed.

Best blow job ever - though obviously inmy case thats true

Cock to die for - i dont even understand that one

Treat this lady/man with respect

Could be here all night writing there are so many....then theres all the wet mattress/floor ones...which are just bleurgh.

In saying that im sure i have some of these and left veris with crap phrases too.

hahahah@cock to die for, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""best blow job ever" has to be one of the best, its not like your going to write very average at sucking cock or worst blowjob ever lol

i met someone before i was on here and seen them on here with 2 verifications of givin a great suckin, even though she was shit and she actually told me herself she was shit at it"

She told you she was shit at blowjobs?? Not the best pillow talk I've ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""best blow job ever" has to be one of the best, its not like your going to write very average at sucking cock or worst blowjob ever lol

i met someone before i was on here and seen them on here with 2 verifications of givin a great suckin, even though she was shit and she actually told me herself she was shit at it

She told you she was shit at blowjobs?? Not the best pillow talk I've ever heard

yeah while she had it in her face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

describe them as a cock god. or maybve thats just me

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl laughing at this post so much.

Get in line ladies.

You won't regret it!

If your lucky enough to meet. eh???

Took me a while to get round to writing this - cause I really couldn't be arsed before and I've been hounded for a veri.

Amazing cock!

Has a wet pussy.

Could have sucked his cock all night - cause his face wasn't great

Great blowjob pity time wasn't on our side - I was outta there in a flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl laughing at this post so much.

Get in line ladies.

You won't regret it!

If your lucky enough to meet. eh???

Took me a while to get round to writing this - cause I really couldn't be arsed before and I've been hounded for a veri.

Amazing cock!

Has a wet pussy.

Could have sucked his cock all night - cause his face wasn't great

Great blowjob pity time wasn't on our side - I was outta there in a flash

'i almost didn't want to leave this veri so I can keep him/her all to myself' STALKER ALERT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

describe them as a cock god. or maybve thats just me

lol"

I would if I was a female lol it's mr deca here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

describe them as a cock god. or maybve thats just me

lol

I would if I was a female lol it's mr deca here

doesnt stop other fellas constantly pmin me lol

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Met for coffee but unfortuntly did not have time to play.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh yeah love the ones that say 'Met for a drink but didn't have time for anything else, we will meet again very soon'...and that was a year ago and no follow up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure knows how too suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait til next time ( but do we ever lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she took all I had to offer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sure knows his/her way round a man/woman's body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

describe them as a cock god. or maybve thats just me

lol

I would if I was a female lol it's mr deca here

doesnt stop other fellas constantly pmin me lol"

Aye but you dont describe them as a cock god after they pm you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""best blow job ever" has to be one of the best, its not like your going to write very average at sucking cock or worst blowjob ever lol

"such a suckable cock" surely they are all suckable its whether you want to suck it or not."

sorry have to disagree.. Not all cock are suckable... I have seen pics of cock on here that just the thoughts of them in front of me makes me cringe... And i enjoy sucking cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sexy blue! I can't message you cause I'm not in your she range. Could you message me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs yous are all using my best lines what da fuck am I gonna write now when im doing a veri

describe them as a cock god. or maybve thats just me

lol

I would if I was a female lol it's mr deca here

doesnt stop other fellas constantly pmin me lol

Aye but you dont describe them as a cock god after they pm you lol "

true starts off with a compliment then ends with them wantin me 2 piss on them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch this space. Then there is never anything added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've devised this code when looking at guy's veris ....

Great stamina = pounding away like a battering ram all night.

Suckable cock = smallish and doesn't make you gag

Amazing fingers and tongue = crap shag

Really nice guy who's a good kisser = hopeless at everything else!

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fav of the lads .." she left me drained"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've devised this code when looking at guy's veris ....

Great stamina = pounding away like a battering ram all night.

Suckable cock = smallish and doesn't make you gag

Amazing fingers and tongue = crap shag

Really nice guy who's a good kisser = hopeless at everything else!

I love it

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

Was deffo better than her sister. Pmsl

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