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By *he Kakapo OP   Man
11 weeks ago

A nice rock

Because good lord!

Make up a status update for the poster above..

Starting...........now

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
11 weeks ago

Newry

Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm"

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off...."

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

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By *weetNspiceyCouple
11 weeks ago

Limerick, Galway


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert "

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
11 weeks ago

cavan town


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way"

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣"

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off "

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

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By *he Kakapo OP   Man
11 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot"

Condoms dissolve internally right?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right? "

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

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By *heBFG6ft6Man
11 weeks ago

Cork

[Removed by poster at 28/04/25 16:06:26]

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By *heBFG6ft6Man
11 weeks ago

Cork


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told"

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner "

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade.

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By *weetNspiceyCouple
11 weeks ago

Limerick, Galway


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade."

I'm thinking about getting a third nipple.. anyone have a good surgeon?

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By *ornywife20Couple
11 weeks ago

North Cork

Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT . "

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

It's getting spicy in here!

No I'm not joining in so don't bother

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons "

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉"

Check your who's near !!! Yes I'm waiting for you !!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
11 weeks ago

Newry

Fuck! I've lost my penis extender sleeve!

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"It's getting spicy in here!

No I'm not joining in so don't bother"

Mouth full, face messy — just how dessert should be served.

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By *ACOLCouple
11 weeks ago

Limerick


"Mouth full, face messy — just how dessert should be served."

untamed, unstoppable, and unforgettable. Beware of the fire...

Lina.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉"

I’m waiting for you to ruin me — are you brave enough?

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Mouth full, face messy — just how dessert should be served.

untamed, unstoppable, and unforgettable. Beware of the fire...

Lina."

I don’t just tease... I make you beg for every inch of me.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Fuck! I've lost my penis extender sleeve! "

My lips are painted with desire, and I’m ready for you to smudge them all over me.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade.

I'm thinking about getting a third nipple.. anyone have a good surgeon?"

Come taste my sweetness, but be ready for the fire that follows.

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By *eehornyWoman
11 weeks ago

Mayo


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade.

I'm thinking about getting a third nipple.. anyone have a good surgeon?

Come taste my sweetness, but be ready for the fire that follows."

Are you ready for my wildside??

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade.

I'm thinking about getting a third nipple.. anyone have a good surgeon?

Come taste my sweetness, but be ready for the fire that follows.

Are you ready for my wildside??"

I’m dripping with need... and waiting for you to make me scream.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Who wants to watch me kakapoo my pants...hmmmm

Cover me in Nutella and lick it off....

Truth be told I even failed science in my leaving cert

The bog is the only place where you can actually 'bog down' in a good way

"Wow, check out 'sofistimacated' what a guy"

A bit cheeky, but I didn't make the rules 🤣

If the rash bothers you we can turn the lights off

If you don't mind a muddy arse I'm all yours....

And FYI I left my status update all afternoon because I feckin forgot

Condoms dissolve internally right?

😱😱😱

Holy shit

You asked for this now

For you:

Green cum is normal and tastes much nicer so I'm told

Is it hot in here or is it just my bunsen burner

Stripper pole free to good home, can give demo, PM for details getting rid due to upgrade.

I'm thinking about getting a third nipple.. anyone have a good surgeon?

Come taste my sweetness, but be ready for the fire that follows.

Are you ready for my wildside??

I’m dripping with need... and waiting for you to make me scream."

I know all the good dogging spots , PM me !!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Put a thistle up my ass and I'll cum for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉

I’m waiting for you to ruin me — are you brave enough?"

Is this an invitation or a status update suggestion?? Just asking….😉

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉

I’m waiting for you to ruin me — are you brave enough?

Is this an invitation or a status update suggestion?? Just asking….😉"

status update suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Limerick and Galway are good but OH MY GOD CORK IS SO HOT .

If you wanna know how to speak CORK we are giving private lessons

Guess what’s under my lab coat today?? 😉

I’m waiting for you to ruin me — are you brave enough?

Is this an invitation or a status update suggestion?? Just asking….😉

status update suggestion"

🥲🥲

Me skulking off to update my status…

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I offer free ice cream with every meet @!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
11 weeks ago

City


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶 "

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later...

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By *he Kakapo OP   Man
11 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later..."

It's chunky, it's red, it's kinda oozing... its not a panda

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later...

It's chunky, it's red, it's kinda oozing... its not a panda"

I’ve hidden my used gym shorts for some lucky soul to find. Message for first clue!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later...

It's chunky, it's red, it's kinda oozing... its not a panda

I’ve hidden my used gym shorts for some lucky soul to find. Message for first clue!"

I didn't want to do it..but she made me. What a thrill!

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
11 weeks ago

Galway


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later...

It's chunky, it's red, it's kinda oozing... its not a panda

I’ve hidden my used gym shorts for some lucky soul to find. Message for first clue!

I didn't want to do it..but she made me. What a thrill! "

Feeling horny... Who wants knickers in the post?

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"I'm swinging in the the rain... just swinging in the rain 🎶

Feeling cute, might delete off insta later...

It's chunky, it's red, it's kinda oozing... its not a panda

I’ve hidden my used gym shorts for some lucky soul to find. Message for first clue!

I didn't want to do it..but she made me. What a thrill!

Feeling horny... Who wants knickers in the post?"

Getting an all over body waxing

Anyone want to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Under seven months til Christmas. Time to dust off the decorations

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

People have sent their addresses 🤣🤣

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Under seven months til Christmas. Time to dust off the decorations "

Vagasils , let me design your yours , free with the first ride !!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Under seven months til Christmas. Time to dust off the decorations

Vagasils , let me design your yours , free with the first ride !!"

I've some antibiotics left if anyone needs them, just don't send me pictures of what it's for..

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"Under seven months til Christmas. Time to dust off the decorations

Vagasils , let me design your yours , free with the first ride !!

I've some antibiotics left if anyone needs them, just don't send me pictures of what it's for.."

Give me your Hotel and Room no. ,no other detail, an one lucky sod will get a visit !!!

One night only !!

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
11 weeks ago

Galway


"People have sent their addresses 🤣🤣

"

I'm so, so, sorry... 😂

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By *eadMeisterMan
11 weeks ago

near you...

Sorry Pixie was a Prank...

The bear rules

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
11 weeks ago

City


"Sorry Pixie was a Prank...

The bear rules"

Stay after class to see if you get an easy D or hard A.

(Best effort, too tired )

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By *eadMeisterMan
11 weeks ago

near you...


"Sorry Pixie was a Prank...

The bear rules

Stay after class to see if you get an easy D or hard A.

(Best effort, too tired )"

Loveet

Free Takeaways...DM for Sale code

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