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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

They have to remove the demo batteries in new toys.

Because they are the ones that bring them to life.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Has had hair plugs transplant all over his body because he's too tight to pay for heating.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Spends his days looking out the window , in hope of discovering a new star constilation, so he can name it after his dead cat

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13 weeks ago


"Spends his days looking out the window , in hope of discovering a new star constilation, so he can name it after his dead cat "

Collects knitting patterns from old folks homes to design new hats for his photos 😁

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway


"Spends his days looking out the window , in hope of discovering a new star constilation, so he can name it after his dead cat

Collects knitting patterns from old folks homes to design new hats for his photos 😁"

Has acute social anxiety and gets panic attacks on eye contact. Spends a fortune on a strategic wardrobe that ensures that eye contact never takes place.

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Has acute social anxiety and gets panic attacks on eye contact. Spends a fortune on a strategic wardrobe that ensures that eye contact never takes place."

Owns 47 Val Kilmer wigs frequently pressed into service as merkins.

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By *entleGent13Man
13 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Has acute social anxiety and gets panic attacks on eye contact. Spends a fortune on a strategic wardrobe that ensures that eye contact never takes place.

Owns 47 Val Kilmer wigs frequently pressed into service as merkins. "

Thinks that cheese is out get him and that James Dyson stole his idea for a blow job machine...

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Can only walk through doorways and openings backwards, makes for hilarious introductions and CCTV footage

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

The colour distribution of M&M's and how that correlates with lumpy gravy.

It's a scourge and I, for one, support this noble research.

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By *ezoMan
13 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Will only allow their photograph taken in Black & White as colour will steal their soul.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Believes he is a superhero and has come to fab to save the swingers from themselves

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
13 weeks ago

Cork

Believes he is Samson and all is sexual prowess is in his hair. Has to give it 100 strokes every night.

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

She thinks tictacs are actually tiny minty bird eggs and keeps trying to hatch them

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Collects and has collected all the plastic straws he has ever used. Wanders the back streets now searching and hoping to find an illegal vendor of what he craves the most !!

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"Collects and has collected all the plastic straws he has ever used. Wanders the back streets now searching and hoping to find an illegal vendor of what he craves the most !!"

Has used the same teabag for 15 years now but is starting to panic as there's a slight tear in it

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

Has a garden shed full of sods of turf curated from bogs all over Ireland. He has them labelled and talks to them every night before bedtime.

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Has a garden shed full of sods of turf curated from bogs all over Ireland. He has them labelled and talks to them every night before bedtime. "

.......

Has a keen eye for a rhyming couplet and is totally obsessed with haiku and not necessarily from Limerick and prefers a nice red.

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway


"Has a garden shed full of sods of turf curated from bogs all over Ireland. He has them labelled and talks to them every night before bedtime. "

Is actually a psychotic serial killer with a body part photography fetish. Populates her public gallery with unidentifiable zoomed in photos of her victims hence why they don't quite seem to match.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Both refuse to sit on chairs, as they believe , chairs are part of the iluminatys master plan to control us all thus make us lazy , and them stronger !!!

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
13 weeks ago

cavan town

Walks everywhere in the nip, but believes it is bad luck unless he has a wooly hat, umbrella and a glow in the dark willywarmer with him

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By *ollypop9Woman
13 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Collects every new Lynx can on the market, claiming its for research purposes.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Posts constantly about books and reading and appears to have joined a book club without realising what's really going on

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Posts constantly about books and reading and appears to have joined a book club without realising what's really going on"

Curator of the world's third largest collection of ceramic frogs, arranged in an unholy frog orgy.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Linoleum floors, can't pass them without giving them a lick , banned from Des Kelly's and Carpet Right

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By *arbles00Man
13 weeks ago

Area 54

Banned from IKEA mirror section for being naked and saying who's a pretty boy to his willy

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By *otownkid1967Man
13 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Regular in local hospital. Keeps burning the top of his Mickley with candle wax and then blames his local priest.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Regular in local hospital. Keeps burning the top of his Mickley with candle wax and then blames his local priest. "

Has to wear his lucky red balaclava to any social meet. It brings out his eyes

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By *otownkid1967Man
13 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"Regular in local hospital. Keeps burning the top of his Mickley with candle wax and then blames his local priest.

Has to wear his lucky red balaclava to any social meet. It brings out his eyes "

They won't let in without the balaclava apparently

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By *arbles00Man
13 weeks ago

Area 54


"Regular in local hospital. Keeps burning the top of his Mickley with candle wax and then blames his local priest. "

I copped on after being burnt a few times and got an led candle. No more man fro fires 🤣

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Ear wax , makes candles from earwax he collects on his fab meets ,

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
13 weeks ago

Cork


"Ear wax , makes candles from earwax he collects on his fab meets , "

Collecting umbrellas. Legend is that he was caught taking home the whole umbrella stand during Storm Katrina

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By *ACOLCouple
13 weeks ago

Limerick


"Collecting umbrellas. Legend is that he was caught taking home the whole umbrella stand during Storm Katrina"

Loves collecting fluff from his belly button.

Lina😇

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Likes admiring nature through outdoor openings....

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Likes admiring nature through outdoor openings...."

Can quote, verbatim, full dialogue from any movie with Molly Ringwald.

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By *affa31Woman
13 weeks ago

Galway


"Likes admiring nature through outdoor openings....

Can quote, verbatim, full dialogue from any movie with Molly Ringwald. "

Collects eyelashes and glues them to his chin. Eyelashes from meets are particularly prized.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Militant feminist who's goal in life is to hoard all of the world's bra's

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
13 weeks ago

Cork


"Militant feminist who's goal in life is to hoard all of the world's bra's "

Patrols Gino's suggesting that women share a cornetto with him

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By *r_D82Man
13 weeks ago

Armagh

Tried to make a sex doll from lollipop sticks. Doesn’t like the splinters

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By *penminddmanMan
13 weeks ago

Lisburn

Used to have a fetish for danger mouse. Often fantasised about about said mouse entering their own letterbox at high speed

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By *he_Bad_BunnyMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfield

Has a hidden fanasty to be treated little a petty princess, dressed and taken care off by a firey sadistic domme

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By *ezoMan
13 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Carries around a golf club in the booth of his car waiting for someone to cut him off so he can go full Jack Nicholson on them.

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

Has a spreadsheet of the counts of tiles in public restrooms he's used since 1983. Categorized by colour, size and taste.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
13 weeks ago

Dublin


"Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?"

Smuggling lost memories inside beard hairs.You believe each beard hair can trap a forgotten human memory. You grow your beard out, pluck single hairs, and keep them sealed in tiny glass vials labeled with imaginary names like Elowen's First Snow or The Last Laugh of a Dying Star

I still have one more theory 😉

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?

Smuggling lost memories inside beard hairs.You believe each beard hair can trap a forgotten human memory. You grow your beard out, pluck single hairs, and keep them sealed in tiny glass vials labeled with imaginary names like Elowen's First Snow or The Last Laugh of a Dying Star

I still have one more theory 😉"

Dude - thread is meant to be *strange* obsessions. This is entirely normal.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
13 weeks ago

Dublin


"Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?

Smuggling lost memories inside beard hairs.You believe each beard hair can trap a forgotten human memory. You grow your beard out, pluck single hairs, and keep them sealed in tiny glass vials labeled with imaginary names like Elowen's First Snow or The Last Laugh of a Dying Star

I still have one more theory 😉

Dude - thread is meant to be *strange* obsessions. This is entirely normal. "

okay ...🤔🤔🤔

Training your beard to "grow" in Morse code — shaping and trimming it daily so that the stubble spells out hidden messages only a few can decode.

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By *INT OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?

Smuggling lost memories inside beard hairs.You believe each beard hair can trap a forgotten human memory. You grow your beard out, pluck single hairs, and keep them sealed in tiny glass vials labeled with imaginary names like Elowen's First Snow or The Last Laugh of a Dying Star

I still have one more theory 😉

Dude - thread is meant to be *strange* obsessions. This is entirely normal.

okay ...🤔🤔🤔

Training your beard to "grow" in Morse code — shaping and trimming it daily so that the stubble spells out hidden messages only a few can decode.

"

Beards. She loves 'em. 😂

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
13 weeks ago

Dublin


"Pick a strange obsession for the person above. Do they peel eggs back to front? Are they convinced bananas are the wrong colour? Australians?

Smuggling lost memories inside beard hairs.You believe each beard hair can trap a forgotten human memory. You grow your beard out, pluck single hairs, and keep them sealed in tiny glass vials labeled with imaginary names like Elowen's First Snow or The Last Laugh of a Dying Star

I still have one more theory 😉

Dude - thread is meant to be *strange* obsessions. This is entirely normal.

okay ...🤔🤔🤔

Training your beard to "grow" in Morse code — shaping and trimming it daily so that the stubble spells out hidden messages only a few can decode.

Beards. She loves 'em. 😂"

Folding time using sleeves.He rolls his sleeves very deliberately each day, believing that certain folds bend time microscopically around him - giving him luck, protection, or a few extra seconds when needed. If the fold is wrong, his entire day unravels into chaos.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Has an obessesion with Bosco , can be seen sporting green and white pinstrip clothes around town , built her house in the shape of a box, she knocked a hole in the fence at the Zoo and calls it her magic door, only shags red heads

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
13 weeks ago

Dublin


"Has an obessesion with Bosco , can be seen sporting green and white pinstrip clothes around town , built her house in the shape of a box, she knocked a hole in the fence at the Zoo and calls it her magic door, only shags red heads"

He is addicted to the smell of gasoline and everything related to it. He considers the smell of a gas station to be the purest form of happiness. Even his perfume smells like a gas station.He believes that road signs have their own personality. He talks to them every day: he asks stop signs if they are tired of stopping people today, comforts no-entry signs. Looks for and photographs perfect round shapes

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By *astelloWoman
12 weeks ago

Far far away

Reads forum posts to share with the global elite. Pinky, the brain and Donald Trump are meeting in peig sayers house on discuss how they will take over the world.

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By *INT OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"Reads forum posts to share with the global elite. Pinky, the brain and Donald Trump are meeting in peig sayers house on discuss how they will take over the world. "

Is a subject matter expert on dehumidifiers and, latterly, getting into air fryers as well. I do mean that literally - she's air fried one of my nipples clean off.

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