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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre

So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Every male that comes on the forum saying they only joined and are disappointed they are not knee deep in pussy is ten a penny really.

Were you expecting to be knee deep in good auld Pussy Valley because sometimes the rumours that are put about are really only rumours. Your profile says you were here before and verified and you came back, so in essence, you know the score already. There’s loads of leg work to be put in and not that type of leg work before you get excited.

Someone will be along in a minute now to say “get yourself to socials it’s the only way to get yourself about”, then another one saying “but I’m not verified and can’t get to a social”, then another saying “but bud there’s unverified socials two and get along to them and get yourself known” and then someone will come along and say “I can’t get to a social coz the wife doesn’t know I’m here trying to ride a few yokes”.

You getting the picture I’m painting here my friend, it’s not Pussy Central or Knee Deep Valley, it’s Fab and you gotta long haul yourself for the rewards but they come slow and hard but a lot of it is down to luck and don’t get mystified in the fog of bullshit either.

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

You've been here before.

You know how it works.

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

As posh said above. You say you are not new to this, so you should know how thing are here on fab. A few pics and more in your bio will help. It's a marathon on here,not a sprint. Best of luck though.

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

What's that flying overhead.... is it a plane... is it a bird...

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Think the OP is only having a laugh to be honest

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
14 weeks ago

Newry

Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢"

See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
14 weeks ago

Newry


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢

See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"

Set to music too - "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

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By *rRiosMan
14 weeks ago

dublin


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢

See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"

Been here before you say? Was there cake last time?

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By *electableicecreamMan
14 weeks ago

The West


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢

See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"

You need a the platinum membership

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢

See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?

Been here before you say? Was there cake last time? "

There was tea and crumpet to be fair

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar


"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"

I did all that...you were busy you said...

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar


"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"

And I let you cop a feel ffs 🙄

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By *eordie.Woman
14 weeks ago

The Sticks


"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"

I've forgotten what you look like

You'll have to drop by again

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By *aradeaneWoman
14 weeks ago

gorey

I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol

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By *eecha87Man
14 weeks ago

portadown


"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢"
hey

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more

I've forgotten what you look like

You'll have to drop by again "

You're way to busy working sure. You must be the busiest retired person I know

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol"

Why so hasty ? I'm only new here. Doesn't everyone deserve a chance to settle in before uploaded 100 pics of the willy. Baby steps

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
14 weeks ago

Home


"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"
for the love of God don't mention cake on here or you'll get everyone worked up.

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By *aradeaneWoman
14 weeks ago

gorey


"I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol

Why so hasty ? I'm only new here. Doesn't everyone deserve a chance to settle in before uploaded 100 pics of the willy. Baby steps "

Who said anything about your willy? I mean a girls gotta know what you look like in some shape or form and what you're looking for? That's not a lot to ask.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.

There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.

If only I was in charge...

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol

Why so hasty ? I'm only new here. Doesn't everyone deserve a chance to settle in before uploaded 100 pics of the willy. Baby steps

Who said anything about your willy? I mean a girls gotta know what you look like in some shape or form and what you're looking for? That's not a lot to ask. "

Hold it there fingers.... I never said anything about 'My willy', that aside You are right about needing to have some idea about what someone looks like but what if you don't look good? It's it every bit as important to have good personality as much as good looks ?

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.

There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.

If only I was in charge..."

Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?

Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.

Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar


"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.

There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.

If only I was in charge...

Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?

Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.

Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time"

It was the naughty chair I think...

And don't remind me 😈😱

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By *uddermeIspin OP   Man
14 weeks ago

city centre


"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.

There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.

If only I was in charge...

Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?

Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.

Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time

It was the naughty chair I think...

And don't remind me 😈😱"

you said you liked that

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By *adger BrocMan
14 weeks ago

Co. Cork

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By *adger BrocMan
14 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Even on this site I'm not sure anyone wants to think about their auntie's climax.

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