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By *og-Man OP   Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning

How do you get dressed in the mornings

Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg

Head through Jumper first or arms in first

Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning

How do you get dressed in the mornings

Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg

Head through Jumper first or arms in first

Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position

"

Sometimes l put them on with casual approach...other times l gotta put them on fast ..no , it's not for being any sexual situation 🤣🤣.it's just l could be cold or outta Swimming & just want to get or stay warm .

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By *rRiosMan
13 weeks ago

dublin

How can you put one sock on, then one shoe, or even both socks, then both shoes unless you’re planning on leaving the house without trousers? 🤔

Illogical madness!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"How can you put one sock on, then one shoe, or even both socks, then both shoes unless you’re planning on leaving the house without trousers? 🤔

Illogical madness! "

How about put your trousers first or even a dress or skirt

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
13 weeks ago

Newry

Knickers first always.

Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups

Bottoms (left leg first)

Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head

I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).

The final step always - brush hair again.

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By *aseylee324Couple
13 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Knickers first, then bra - the right way round, never understood the other method, just why? Trousers, top, sock plus shoe one foot then sock plus shoe other foot. Jumper last lol

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By *aseylee324Couple
13 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Arms first in the jumper!

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By *otownkid1967Man
13 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Shorts first,left sock,right sock, T shirt, top, jeans, left shoe,right shoe, aftershave, done

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
13 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

There is a saying socks before Jocks,

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

I think the fact my clothes can go on is any random order on any paticular morning pretty much sums up my brain

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
13 weeks ago

Newry


"Knickers first, then bra - the right way round, never understood the other method, just why? Trousers, top, sock plus shoe one foot then sock plus shoe other foot. Jumper last lol"

Mobility - I can't reach round to do my bra up

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

Dress myself?

This is a joke right?

That's Jeeves job.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm sure the Scots won't appreciate that..!

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By *aseylee324Couple
13 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"Knickers first, then bra - the right way round, never understood the other method, just why? Trousers, top, sock plus shoe one foot then sock plus shoe other foot. Jumper last lol

Mobility - I can't reach round to do my bra up "

Fair enough, I'm talking flexible people lol

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By *og-Man OP   Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere


"There is a saying socks before Jocks,"

I have to put on the jocks first before I sit on the bed to put on the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Begrudgingly, how dare anyone make me get out of my pjs

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By *affa31Woman
13 weeks ago

Galway

Knickers, bra right way round and fasten at the back, arms in first in a dress/tshirt/jumper, on the rare occasion I wear pants, right leg first. Right sock first but both socks on before shoes cause the other way is deranged

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

Co. Cork

In the reverse order to how I take them off.

(Hope I haven't spoiled another thread). 🤣

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By *iresmillyWoman
13 weeks ago

Stillorgan

If I’m not going out I’ll skip the underwear and just wear a dress in the house. If in the office same as the other ladies above- knickers bra tights dress shoes in that order

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
13 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

I put my clothes on with my hands......

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
13 weeks ago

Newry


"Knickers first always.

Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups

Bottoms (left leg first)

Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head

I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).

The final step always - brush hair again."

I'm just coming back with an important update...turns out I put my arms in first when I'm putting on a top/jumper

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By *iresmillyWoman
13 weeks ago

Stillorgan


"Knickers first always.

Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups

Bottoms (left leg first)

Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head

I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).

The final step always - brush hair again.

I'm just coming back with an important update...turns out I put my arms in first when I'm putting on a top/jumper "

Weirdo 😂😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
13 weeks ago

The West

First thing that goes on is underwear and socks...socks always before trousers!

Then work up, arms in first if wearing a jumper!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
13 weeks ago

The West

Like who are these people talking about one sock and shoe at a time??...

Socks are the first and shoes are the last thing you put on, barr your coat, surely!?

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By *iscuits8Man
13 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Bring a tee & boxers down and stick them on the towel rad

Out of the shower, those two on first

Upstairs then... socks, jeans, jumper or hoodie/runners

Routine ☝️

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway

Always bra with the clasps in front, then twist. Pixie does the same.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar


"From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning

How do you get dressed in the mornings

Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg

Head through Jumper first or arms in first

Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position

"

Wow...

Both socks first....shoes last (as I leave the house)

Head through jumper/top first..

I can only ever do the bra up at the front. Anyone who can do it behind them has talents I can only marvel at...😵

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By *rish-blacksmithMan
13 weeks ago

Cork


"There is a saying socks before Jocks,

I have to put on the jocks first before I sit on the bed to put on the socks "

The reason for socks before jocks is for the chance foot fungus contaminating your jocks. Might be worth the extra standing up

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
13 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

it's first of the floor in no particular order tho couldn't Panter bot the house without socks

Arms first in the crew neck

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By *elfastblondMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

Always the 1st thing I put on is my right sock, doesn't matter if the left one is the last thing (obviously before put a shoe on it!)

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By *elfastDMan
13 weeks ago

belfast

I just jump in with both legs at the same time

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By *INTMan
13 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

To the tune of "You Can Leave Your Hat On".

I don't have a hat.

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

Knickers, bra, tights, dress, shoes, suit jacket, jewellery, watch.

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Knickers, bra, tights, dress, shoes, suit jacket, jewellery, watch.

"

.....

Tights?

I had you pictured as more of a stockings and suspenders type of lady.

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By *discreetprofessionalXMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *discreetprofessionalXMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

Superhero costume

Underpants

Right Sock

Left Sock

Top

Bottoms

Right shoe

Left shoe

Coat

Scarf

Hat

Gloves

Or on nude Tuesday

Nothing

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