FabSwingers.com forum: What's in your car?

By *eekyNerd OP Man
13 weeks ago

Port

For the emergency breakdown?

I have the type pump, emergency inflation foam for the wheels (to get me to a tyre shop), a blanket, a ground sheet blanket thing for picnics and a sleeping bag...

Oh and a fuck ton of shopping bags.

Some of which is handy for other car related activities...wink wink....

I have had the car break down too many times on freezing mornings recently so the sleeping bag is to stay warm and the shopping bags can double as pillows.

Rest is just in case...

What about ye?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

I need to empty the boot...

Bodies if fab meets that went badly. They really make a noise rolling round.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
13 weeks ago

Cork

Lube... but that makes me curious, would WD40 make for decent Lube?

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By *man1044Man
13 weeks ago

North Galway

Spare wheel which is getting rarer nowadays hi-viz vest , overalls and reflective triangle hopefully not get a flat on wet night.

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

AA rescue card

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By *hynot xCouple
13 weeks ago

Sligo

Currently the nct inspector 😬

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

All the usuals, First aid kit, pump, fire extinguisher, break glass hammer, seat belt knife, tow rope, water, jelly's, about ten phone chargers, (that are never found when required), expired lotto tickets , a blanket and sex bag

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By *igglefunWoman
13 weeks ago

Cork

Jump leads

After 2 fab meets and they needed a jump start after it so they come everywhere with me now

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
13 weeks ago

Newry

Currently, a wee air compressor yoke, a can of the foam stuff, de-icer, half a bottle of coolant, 80000 shopping bags, a black vinyl sheet and bagpipes.

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By *eekyNerd OP Man
13 weeks ago

Port

Sounds like a vast array of things...

I do notice a trend with bodies/people which is slightly disturbing...

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

Shoes, hats, scarves, shopping bags, charger, tissues, blanket,

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By *ano53Man
13 weeks ago

Wicklow

"Shoes, hats, scarves, shopping bags, charger, tissues, blanket, "
Blanket ? Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I keep a go bag, with extra clothes, jacket, hat, dry food and water and a charged block charger.

Spare tyre, mini compressor, tyre iron, mini tool kit, warning triangle.

I got stuck in snow once and it was baltic, and had no spare tyre and phone was dead.

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By *ushin realityCouple
13 weeks ago

swords

2 camping chairs, a 1st aid kit,bottles of water ,a sheilaigh stick,shopping bags ,lots of sand and free newspapers from Tesco to start the fire with 😆 🤣 😂

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By *aseylee324Couple
13 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

A phone

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By *weetpea2000Woman
13 weeks ago

Wexford

Hopefully everything under the bonnet will be put back in it this week.

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By *entleman197Man
13 weeks ago

Dublin

Extra clothes 2 pair of shoes

Water dry food.

Cash toilet paper

Jump leads, torch, lighter and first aid kit.

Small compressor.

2x sleeping bags, inflatable pillow

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By *eekyNerd OP Man
13 weeks ago

Port

I'm going to stealing some of these ideas.

Shame there's no space under the back seats for storage, my boot is going to be wedged!!!

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By *iscuits8Man
13 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I keep my car squeaky clean the majority of the time. The odd time it gets out of hand.

I have some AA set/bag but no idea what's in it 🙃

Always have spare runners/socks. Smattering of dog hair across the back seat that gets hoovered when I'm arsed...

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I keep my car squeaky clean the majority of the time. The odd time it gets out of hand.

I have some AA set/bag but no idea what's in it 🙃

Always have spare runners/socks. Smattering of dog hair across the back seat that gets hoovered when I'm arsed..."

Really?

It seemed full of booze to me?

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By *eekyNerd OP Man
13 weeks ago

Port

"I keep my car squeaky clean the majority of the time. The odd time it gets out of hand.

I have some AA set/bag but no idea what's in it 🙃

Always have spare runners/socks. Smattering of dog hair across the back seat that gets hoovered when I'm arsed...

Really?

It seemed full of booze to me?"

That's only when he knows you'll be looking in. He's trying to tempt ye

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By *errardNo8Man
13 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

Fishing rods.

Il just make sure I break down right next to the lake

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By *iscuits8Man
13 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I keep my car squeaky clean the majority of the time. The odd time it gets out of hand.

I have some AA set/bag but no idea what's in it 🙃

Always have spare runners/socks. Smattering of dog hair across the back seat that gets hoovered when I'm arsed...

Really?

It seemed full of booze to me?

That's only when he knows you'll be looking in. He's trying to tempt ye"

It worked 😉

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By *iscuits8Man
13 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I keep my car squeaky clean the majority of the time. The odd time it gets out of hand.

I have some AA set/bag but no idea what's in it 🙃

Always have spare runners/socks. Smattering of dog hair across the back seat that gets hoovered when I'm arsed...

Really?

It seemed full of booze to me?"

Oh that's just an addition for Fab meets.

I pack it in the box with the furry handcuffs and other paraphernalia...

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By *uddermeIspinMan
13 weeks ago

city centre

Where is my car ?

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By *teph102Woman
13 weeks ago

Derry

Currently in my boot is an emergency kit (hiviz vest, first aid kit, fire extinguisher), also have a spare wheel and all the tools needed to change it. Also have a few wee bits like shoes etc x

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By *xstevenxxMan
13 weeks ago

dublin

"Currently the nct inspector 😬"

My car failed recently cause the boot wasn’t empty - wtf has that got to do with the road worthiness of the car ????

But went round the corner - you have to leave the grounds of nct - fucked everything on the back seat which wasn’t much went back - got the same fella to come out and inspect t it again 15 mins later on a visual only test

Passed - common sense really has gone out the window

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By *ileen_cdTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Dublin

Car emergency kit (triangle sign + medkit)

Puncture repair kit

Shopping bags

Entrenching tool

Petrol pump

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By *ythenMan
13 weeks ago

Viagra connect , lube and condoms stashed in boot

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By *eekyNerd OP Man
13 weeks ago

Port

"Currently the nct inspector 😬

My car failed recently cause the boot wasn’t empty - wtf has that got to do with the road worthiness of the car ????

Passed - common sense really has gone out the window "

Think they have to have the boot clea so they can check the spare tyre is there. Just a visual check and all

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By *RAG92Man
13 weeks ago

Ballymena

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By *RAG92Man
13 weeks ago

Ballymena

"Currently, a wee air compressor yoke, a can of the foam stuff, de-icer, half a bottle of coolant, 80000 shopping bags, a black vinyl sheet and bagpipes."

Tut tut... Never leave the bagpipes in the car Mrs!! 😳🫣🤣🤣

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By *wooneMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin

3C’s Cialis Condoms Cock Ring

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By *r tayt2Man
13 weeks ago

Trim

Hi Viz triangle hydraulic jack tow rope wheel pump which I used pulling

guys out of hedges on frosty mornings jump leads, power bar an 19mm socket and rattle gun and coffee cup wet gear and dry shirt

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By *r tayt2Man
13 weeks ago

Trim

"Currently, a wee air compressor yoke, a can of the foam stuff, de-icer, half a bottle of coolant, 80000 shopping bags, a black vinyl sheet and bagpipes."

Just wondering can you pump a wheel with bagpipes

An just thinking if you play them an you forgot and blew instead of sucked a lads nuts could be behind his ears gulp

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By *xstevenxxMan
13 weeks ago

dublin

"Currently the nct inspector 😬

My car failed recently cause the boot wasn’t empty - wtf has that got to do with the road worthiness of the car ????

Passed - common sense really has gone out the window

Think they have to have the boot clea so they can check the spare tyre is there. Just a visual check and all"

2 jackets

1 umbrella

And kids football

That’s it

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By *idalwave69Man
13 weeks ago

town

Trojan condoms from the mighty USA sealed in the First Aid Kit… have come in handy for a couple of rogue pitstops

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By *ornywife20Couple
13 weeks ago

North Cork

If I told you I would have to put you in there too

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By *illdonCouple
12 weeks ago

Everywhere

Nothing. Have it 15 years and 430k on the clock now. It's never broken down and left us stranded. It wouldn't fucking dare. I do all my own car maintenence on both of them. I'm very lucky that way.

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By *azzandbobzeventsCouple
12 weeks ago

Cork

Inflatable doll, so it looks like I have a fully licensed passenger in the front passenger seat when I'm out driving on my learners permit,

Somehow it always slips my mind to dress her.

😂😂

Bazz 😇

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