FabSwingers.com forum: How do you get up

By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

So in the mornings

Do you jump out of bed when the alarm goes off

Do you hit the snooze button for a while

Are you grumpy or happy in the mornings

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By *rRiosMan
14 weeks ago

dublin

No alarm, just raw dog it

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By *iscuits8Man
14 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Wake, hit a 10 minute snooze just as a safety net but get up before it. Shower, breakfast, make lunch, off to work. Rinse and repeat 🥲

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By *lim ShaddyMan
14 weeks ago

City

Total morning person

Wake before the alarm or the other alarm starts barking and straight out for a dog walk.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Alarm, bit even if I don't set it I generally wake up. Mr is up at 6am anyway so no need.

I'm usually OK but wouldn't be competent to adult until I've had a coffee...

I'm definitely a night owl rather than a morning person 😇

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By *izzKathrynWoman
14 weeks ago

Drogheda

Always awake before I need to be, majority of the time I love mornings. It's calm & quiet especially when rain is pelting down.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

I'm usually awake before my alarm goes. If I sleep until the alarm goes off I'm grumpy till the coffee kicks in

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
14 weeks ago

kinkytown

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By *affa31Woman
14 weeks ago

Galway

Alarm, growl, get up and out the door in 45 mins. Breakfast in work.

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
14 weeks ago

Dublin

My alarm wakes me up, I snooze it then it wakes me up again. Repeat about 3 times then I'm late

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
14 weeks ago

kinkytown

I just get up. I don't snooze my alarm as I'm afraid I'll sleep through it. I'm not a morning person for at least an hour so I'm grumpy as grumpy can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Wake at 6.30am (even on holidays). Up and overnight oats and a cuppa. Mrs

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

Varies depending on my current mood and what's happening in life.

Usually either wake in a panic about an hour before I have to and lie there thinking unhealthy about the day ahead

Alarm wakes me and I get up pretty lively and ready for the day.

Fortunately the first one doesn't happen often anymore and far far less than it did when I was younger

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By *licat.2Woman
14 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

I'm very much a morning person. Alarm is set for 6.30am but I am usually up and about by anytime from 5am. Best time of the day.

Early to bed and early to rise makes one healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.

Up before 5 every single day including weekends and holidays and out the door before 5.30 on work days.

Neither grumpy nor happy, just resigned to another day.

Never slept in or been late for work.

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By *adger BrocMan
14 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Not a morning person. Definately more of a nocturnal animal.

Nowhere in particular that I need to be so a perv on fab, bit of Telgrm chatting then up to enjoy whatever the day may bring.

Life is good if you make it so.

🌤😀👍

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By *iscuits8Man
14 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Not to mention the 5 minutes I spend first thing admiring my big morning ERECTION wha' 🍆😌

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
14 weeks ago

Midlands

Set my alarm and generally wake up before it goes off. Sometimes I hit snooze .

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By *radseman.jayMan
14 weeks ago

allover

Machines don't sleep 💪💪🤣

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By *indenMan
14 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I like to wake up early but then stay in bed till I’m almost late, then have to rush so I’m not actually late……

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By *altsman88Man
14 weeks ago

athlone

Always up early on days i am not working for no reason ….

Work days are usually hit & a miss. But no matter what time I wake, always take my time to make a cup up tea to start the day easy

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By *arbles00Man
14 weeks ago

Area 54

Alarm set for 5.10, 5.12 and 5.14. But I'm generally up after the first alarm.

Shower, shave, breakfast and chill for a while then hit the road and be in for about 6.45.

Cuppa in the office and ease into the day.

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By *ionycusMan
14 weeks ago

Babylon

Alarm, pee, coffee, poop, shower, leave for work.

Neither grumpy or happy, although the weather will affect me somehow.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
14 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

I'd be a slow moover in the mornings and generally relying on the Cock to crow on the fence outside

Downside is he hasn't caught onto the extra hour as yet

Coffee usually moves me along much quicker

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By *aybeLadyWoman
14 weeks ago

West Dublin

Up and at em' 😁

I'm an early bird and generally in a good mood in the morning.

Give me my overnight oats & a black coffee, I'm set up for the day.

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By *om TangoMan
14 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Up once alarm goes of most mornings. Food into air fryer and off to get a wash. Love mornings. Up 2 hours before I start work which is only 5 minutes drive too

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Conditioned to wake at 5.30 every morning without an alarm, breakfast then gym or breakfast then go for a walk. Always puts me in good ford

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
14 weeks ago

cavan town

For those addicted to the snooze button, you can get an alarm clock that you set up to donate money to something you absolutely don't want to donate money to, every time you press the snooze button.

E.g. the Donald Trump benevolent fund 🤣🤣

That'll take the want off ye

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

I always set alarm but mostly awake waiting for it to go off...I'm a right miserable bollix till I get the first shot of coffee before I shower. After that the world is good.

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By *enusalMan
14 weeks ago

tipperary Limerick London,Germany

Awake by 4.30 ... stretch out,

And gone by 5

7 days x 12 months

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By *man1044Man
14 weeks ago

North Galway

The alarm days are over now get out legs first sit on bed pull over curtain check weather.. plenty jobs will follow later.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
14 weeks ago

Northside

Most mornings I wake up grumpy...but sometimes I let her have a lie on

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
14 weeks ago

Northside

Usually hit snooze twice,sit up and get my bearings then straight into the shower. After that it's caffeine and work!! It's good to be alive!!!

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
14 weeks ago

City

Alarm goes off, my pure hatred for this world gets me out of bed and on with my day.

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By *eturning MGMan
14 weeks ago

mayo galway roscommon sligo....West Of Ireland

Awake before the alarm every single day and it drives me mental.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
14 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

I am NOT a morning person

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By *oo32Man
14 weeks ago

tipperary

Up and out before 6...massive cup of coffee and a long walk

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
14 weeks ago

Dublin

I have three alarm clocks set on two phones and one regular alarm clock...first a regular alarm clock rings...then alarms on two phones three naps in each of them. I need 30 minutes to get out of bed, sometimes I'm kicked out of it. when I leave the bed I am completely awake I don't even need coffee. When I get out of the car everyone moves out of my way and holds the doors so I can get in on time work. Daily sprinting is my morning exercise... I break new records every day

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By *azzo2024Man
14 weeks ago

Carlow

Well i wake up in the morning and i jump right outta bed, i put on my illuminous jacket and shake off me oul porter head as Pat Shortt would say

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By *ancy38Woman
14 weeks ago

galway

"Never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.

Up before 5 every single day including weekends and holidays and out the door before 5.30 on work days.

Neither grumpy nor happy, just resigned to another day.

Never slept in or been late for work. "

What time you go bed at

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By *INTMan
14 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

Not a morning person. Alarm set for 0700. Hit snooze a couple of times before getting up. Wander into work for 0930-1000 until 1800-1900.

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By *ork_timMan
14 weeks ago

Mallow Limerick

Same here, I can't for the life of me get up on the first alarm!

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By *ogladyWoman
14 weeks ago

The bog

Hit the snooze button a couple of times..

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By *zippyMan
14 weeks ago

Wexford

Seemingly hardwired to wake at 4.15am every morning without the need for an alarm clock,

Usually watch the news for an hour before getting up, have a shower, make a ridiculously strong coffee for the drive to work, arrive to said work in a curmudgeonly manner at 6.30am.

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By *j69funCouple
14 weeks ago

kildare

I up when the alarm goes off .

Miss hits the snooze button afew times and then falls out of bed lol.

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By *imerick ladyWoman
14 weeks ago

suburbs

"So in the mornings

Do you jump out of bed when the alarm goes off

Do you hit the snooze button for a while

Are you grumpy or happy in the mornings

Usually with one tit hanging out 🤣🤪

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By *og-Man OP Man
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"So in the mornings

Do you jump out of bed when the alarm goes off

Do you hit the snooze button for a while

Are you grumpy or happy in the mornings

Usually with one tit hanging out 🤣🤪"

Like most of your pictures

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
14 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

"So in the mornings

Do you jump out of bed when the alarm goes off

Do you hit the snooze button for a while

Are you grumpy or happy in the mornings

Usually with one tit hanging out 🤣🤪"

no harm in that,soon waken ya up

bit a cleavage

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By *imerick ladyWoman
14 weeks ago

suburbs

"So in the mornings

Do you jump out of bed when the alarm goes off

Do you hit the snooze button for a while

Are you grumpy or happy in the mornings

Usually with one tit hanging out 🤣🤪

Like most of your pictures

Yes, they were all taken first thing in the morning 🤣🤣

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
14 weeks ago

Newry

With great difficulty & lots of groaning

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By *astelloWoman
14 weeks ago

Far far away

I'm a grumpy bitch in the morning. After 9pm... I'm usually good to go all night.

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By *ushin realityCouple
14 weeks ago

swords

Alarm wake up,check my phone,laze in bed for about 15mins,get up ,get coffee, do not talk to anyone for 30mins ,then I'm good 👍

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I lie there patiently waiting for my coffee

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By *weetpea2000Woman
14 weeks ago

Wexford

On a working day, alarm sounds, snooze it, alarm, snooze again, then roll out of the bed and race out of the door

Day off, bit of a lie in, then occasionally breakfast in bed with a fresh cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Mid week alarm goes off at 6, hit the snooze button til 6:09 then crawl out of bed. Then breakfast, ablutions, get dressed and out the door for 7ish. Maybe earlier if I’m travelling further. Sundays, still awake at 6 but lie in til about 8:30 then get up and put on some coffee.

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

" ablutions, . "

Notions!

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By *londy84Man
14 weeks ago

monaghan

With something hard in my hand

Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

" ablutions, .

Notions!"

I like to separate myself from the great unwashed

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