FabSwingers.com forum: Stolen from another site

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could name the site but then fab would tie me up and burn me to a stake. Thought it good

"Reasons Why I Haven’t Responded to your Message

1. You obviously didn’t even try to read my profile

-No, I’m not looking for a male submissive who wants to worship my feet with balloons

2. You sent the same message to all of my friends

-We talk. Trust me

3. I actually can’t understand a thing you said

-mbe tlk smtym k?

4. You are a “photographer”. You want to take nude “pictures” of me.

-All your photos were taken with your phone

5. You sent a one word message

-sup…

6. Your profile pic is of your penis

-And it’s not very impressive

7. You mentioned your mother/children/pet goldfish

-I have all the daddy issues I’ll ever need, thank you

8. I have a bad feeling about you

-Also your only interest is “ax murdering”

9. You are in my town for one night only and want to meet up

-Refer back to #2

10. You want to blank my blank with your blank until it gets all blanky

-Go blank yourself

11. You want me to teach your girlfriend/wife/victim to be a kinky hot bi chick

-“Expecto patronus!”

12. I legitimately lost your message in all the crap I receive

-Refer to #1-11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could name the site but then fab would tie me up and burn me to a stake. Thought it good

"Reasons Why I Haven’t Responded to your Message

1. You obviously didn’t even try to read my profile

-No, I’m not looking for a male submissive who wants to worship my feet with balloons

2. You sent the same message to all of my friends

-We talk. Trust me

3. I actually can’t understand a thing you said

-mbe tlk smtym k?

4. You are a “photographer”. You want to take nude “pictures” of me.

-All your photos were taken with your phone

5. You sent a one word message

-sup…

6. Your profile pic is of your penis

-And it’s not very impressive

7. You mentioned your mother/children/pet goldfish

-I have all the daddy issues I’ll ever need, thank you

8. I have a bad feeling about you

-Also your only interest is “ax murdering”

9. You are in my town for one night only and want to meet up

-Refer back to #2

10. You want to blank my blank with your blank until it gets all blanky

-Go blank yourself

11. You want me to teach your girlfriend/wife/victim to be a kinky hot bi chick

-“Expecto patronus!”

12. I legitimately lost your message in all the crap I receive

-Refer to #1-11

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erm wat is that about

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

tom thinks he's a girl!

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

"tom thinks he's a girl!"

Leave her alone,,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the hard of learning among you, I guess I better explain (sorry for the big words now children)

1. The post is headed "stolen from another site".

2. That's a fair clue the original author wasn't me.

Now this is a big step for a few here to understand but try to keep up

3. There is a good chance that the original author from whom I stole it, was a girl....

Now of course it would be easier if I could have posted the link from the other site so you could all have followed it without the long explanation, but as we know, from fab messages when you try to mention some other site, every other site on the internet has viruses except fab....

Any clearer now?

Jaysus I will go back to the fuck or pass the person above. At least people can understand them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom I'm beginning to think I just might love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the hard of learning among you, I guess I better explain (sorry for the big words now children)

1. The post is headed "stolen from another site".

2. That's a fair clue the original author wasn't me.

Now this is a big step for a few here to understand but try to keep up

3. There is a good chance that the original author from whom I stole it, was a girl....

Any clearer now?

Jaysus I will go back to the fuck or pass the person above. At least people can understand them!"

Lmao

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