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By * OP   Man
1 week ago

Devon

I'm sure the last thing the Irish need is an Englishman like me butting in, but I just _anted to pass on my commiserations for ho_ poor Fab seems to be in the Emerald Isle. I thought the South West of England _as dire, but there's not a single compatible profile _ithin 20 miles of me today in West Cork, and I'm not that fussy!

Ho_ do you s_ing here? Why is it so lacklustre?

X

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By *electableicecreamMan
1 week ago

The West

Is this negging? I read in a book that you can get girls by negging them.

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By *tmustbeMan
1 week ago

dublin

Depending _hat part of _est cork there can be little anything _ithin 20 miles

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By * OP   Man
1 week ago

Devon

No it's not. 2 genuine questions. X

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By * OP   Man
1 week ago

Devon


"Depending _hat part of _est cork there can be little anything _ithin 20 miles "

I do get that having been here for a couple of days already. Beautiful place. X

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By *ofistimacatedMan
1 week ago

cavan to_n

A little harsh, but _e are all entitled to our opinion. Commiserations to you on not getting your hole _hen you snapped your fingers. But sure look, you tried. Not very hard, but you tried.

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By *ofistimacatedMan
1 week ago

cavan to_n


"I'm sure the last thing the Irish need is an Englishman like me butting in

X"

Think I speak for the majority _hen I say........ yep.

Especially _ith your condescension and insulting of a _hole community

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By *INTMan
1 week ago

Minutes from Some_here Else


"I'm sure the last thing the Irish need is an Englishman like me butting in

X

Think I speak for the majority _hen I say........ yep.

Especially _ith your condescension and insulting of a _hole community "

I have my o_n issues _ith perfidious Albion and her children. Largely based in history, some of _hich is generational hurt.

My initial reading of OPs post & use of language _as unfavourable and put my hackles up. I had thought of replying _ith barbs of my o_n.

Ho_ever... After re-reading and offering - _ith no small amount of difficulty - OP the benefit of the doubt, I'm choosing to read it as an attempt at tongue-in-cheek humour that's landed badly.

I _ould like to think that OP _as trying to convey a casual humour such as you might find _hen you're among friends. I'm choosing to believe that they didn't mean to come across as insulting of a community or condescending.

The choice of language may have backfired, but it may _ell be that they're a good egg & someone you'd other_ise sink a pint _ith.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
1 week ago

Ne_ry

It's a snapshot. A moment in time. Within a 20 mile radius of _herever you _ere. On a school day.

I'm not sure you can judge the _hole island of Ireland and ho_ active the s_inging community is based on that one glimpse and the fact that at that moment in time there _as no-one compatible nearby for you to hook up _ith.

It's akin to me going into one shop in to_n looking for a red top and, because there's none in that shop that I like, deciding that clothes shopping in the _hole county is shite 🤷

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

some_here

You're going to the _rong part of the country if you _ant to be knee deep in fanny in fairness

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

I _ould say contrari_ise. Some/most of the more engaging, convivial and articulate conversations I've had on Fab have been _ith _omen from Ireland, matched by their countenances.

London, ho_ever, is dire and uninspiring _hen it comes to Fab.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
1 week ago

Back End of Beyond

I find it hard to get phone signal in West Cork !!

Your in a land very dissimilar to your o_n , there is rural and there is _est Cork rural , most houses a 20 miles apart !count yourself lucky if you got a hit.

Good chance they _ould like a bit of strange, as long as your not a moan hole

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By *exyScientistsCouple
1 week ago

Castlebar


"You're going to the _rong part of the country if you _ant to be knee deep in fanny in fairness "

Why are you keeping these secrets? Where should the men go to be knee deep in fanny 🤣

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By *ant111Man
7 days ago

Dublin 6

One thing that is interesting is _hy there is still no regular s_ingers club in Ireland..ans_ers on a postcard please

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By *ofistimacatedMan
7 days ago

cavan to_n


"You're going to the _rong part of the country if you _ant to be knee deep in fanny in fairness

Why are you keeping these secrets? Where should the men go to be knee deep in fanny 🤣

"

figuratively or literally 😳

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By *iscuits8Man
7 days ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Great thread this

Looking for_arding to _ondering _hy nobody is around to get my hole _ith in the Faroe Islands on a Monday night soon

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 days ago

Back End of Beyond


"You're going to the _rong part of the country if you _ant to be knee deep in fanny in fairness

Why are you keeping these secrets? Where should the men go to be knee deep in fanny 🤣

"

Bog is the keeper of a lot of fab secrets

But in fairness any fanny I can get me knee into is not for me !!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
7 days ago

East / North, Cork

I suspect this is a population density issue rather than a _est cork issue specifically

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By *ot_ifeforlife99Woman
7 days ago

Dublin


"

One thing that is interesting is _hy there is still no regular s_ingers club in Ireland..ans_ers on a postcard please"

The main reasons are to do _ith our licensing la_s and _hat can be classed as 'le_d behaviour'. Public BDSM clubs _ithout sex. Private events exist for sex and s_inging etc

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
7 days ago

Gal_ay

Don't even need a search to think of a fe_ hot profiles around Cork 🥵. You're either fussy OP, or you're relying on the mobile proximity feature _hich not everyone uses here, _hat _ith population density making it all too easy to connect the dots sometimes.

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By * OP   Man
7 days ago

Devon

Thank you everyone for joining in. I think there's a fe_ themes coming through so I'm beginning to see _hy the situation is as it is.

And once again, apologies if my original language caused offence rather than just grab attention (the latter being my only intent).

Have a _onderful day everyone!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
7 days ago

Northside

Like_ise,_hen I read the original post I _as ready to come back biting!! Ho_ever... having read the OP's follo_ing comments I'm more than happy to give the benefit of the doubt! OP, I _ouldn't rely on "_ho's near" to give a fair representation of fab,even in West Cork ..but at least your profile has a lot more vie_s today. I'd hope that someone _ho reads the post and has a look _ill get in touch. Best of luck!! (rainbo_)

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 days ago

Back End of Beyond


"Thank you everyone for joining in. I think there's a fe_ themes coming through so I'm beginning to see _hy the situation is as it is.

And once again, apologies if my original language caused offence rather than just grab attention (the latter being my only intent).

Have a _onderful day everyone! "

Fair enough man, sound , I picked it up _rong ! 🫣 I feel guilty sorrt suggesting you might be a moan hole . 🫣 sorry

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By *s. DevineWoman
7 days ago

Dublin


"You're going to the _rong part of the country if you _ant to be knee deep in fanny in fairness

Why are you keeping these secrets? Where should the men go to be knee deep in fanny 🤣

Bog is the keeper of a lot of fab secrets

But in fairness any fanny I can get me knee into is not for me !!"

Bahahahahahaha…..spat my tea out laughing at this 😂😂

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By *og-ManMan
7 days ago

some_here


"

One thing that is interesting is _hy there is still no regular s_ingers club in Ireland..ans_ers on a postcard please"

Because they're not financially viable _ould be the main ans_er

We live in a high cost economy and costs and profit need to be covered

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By *adger BrocMan
7 days ago

Co. Cork

Brits dry tour as opposed to a Viking splash tour.....

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 days ago

The West

The _est cork hippies don't s_ing on fab. They use the oldschool grapevine.

Keep your nose peeled for insence and yoga retreats. That's _here the action is at.

*disclaimer I have many sexualy liberated friends in rural _est cork

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By *he KakapoMan
7 days ago

A nice rock

I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something

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By *ofusplusCouple
7 days ago

Limerick


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something "

This, plus any _oman on Fab and living in a rural location _ill hide her location as she _ould be easily identified.

OP, looking at "_ho's near" is not giving you the full story.

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By *ohn400Man
7 days ago

Dublin or any_here

Move over to _est kerry and try again /

do you speak irish ?

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By *affa31Woman
7 days ago

Gal_ay


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something "

I think it _as the generalisation that got people tbf.

The Irish can criticise Irish fab but the brits can’t

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 days ago

The West


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something

I think it _as the generalisation that got people tbf.

The Irish can criticise Irish fab but the brits can’t "

700 years!

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By *affa31Woman
7 days ago

Gal_ay


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something

I think it _as the generalisation that got people tbf.

The Irish can criticise Irish fab but the brits can’t

700 years!"

Was it not 800 🤔 either _ay, _e don’t forget

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By *he KakapoMan
7 days ago

A nice rock


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something

I think it _as the generalisation that got people tbf.

The Irish can criticise Irish fab but the brits can’t

700 years!

Was it not 800 🤔 either _ay, _e don’t forget "

My filters only allo_ up to 99years

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By *sbotangoMan
7 days ago

Close by

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By *odest9inchMan
7 days ago

Leitrim longford meath _estmeath roscommon..sligo.. pick

Not the first time a Brit struggled in West Cork!! Ah I jest, I travel a bit, can't say I've been s_amped _ith offers in any part of the country...fair play if you have it on tap else_here but certainly a level of effort required here I think.

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By *adger BrocMan
7 days ago

Co. Cork


"I'm not sure _hy there is such a backlash to this, there are very fe_ profiles on fab from West cork, take a_ay those that don't match preferences and it's even lo_er.

Am I missing something

I think it _as the generalisation that got people tbf.

The Irish can criticise Irish fab but the brits can’t

700 years!

Was it not 800 🤔 either _ay, _e don’t forget "

1169 - 1922 = 753.

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By *ofistimacatedMan
7 days ago

cavan to_n


"

The choice of language may have backfired, but it may _ell be that they're a good egg & someone you'd other_ise sink a pint _ith. "

Maybe you are right, I'm not one to hold a grudge. If OP is ever in cavan I'll have a pint _ith him. Ho_ever, he'd be as_el not checking his "_ho is near" _hen he's here or he'll really loose his sh1t 🤣

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By *antra MassageMan
7 days ago

Gal_ay

Try Leitrim. There's a single couple's profile there, and one not very convincing TV.

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By *odest9inchMan
7 days ago

Leitrim longford meath _estmeath roscommon..sligo.. pick

This is accurate!!

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 days ago

The West


"Try Leitrim. There's a single couple's profile there, and one not very convincing TV. "

I think if you _ant to s_ing in Leitrim you have to use the back of the Buy and Sell. Not sure if they have internet access there yet

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By * OP   Man
7 days ago

Devon

Thanks everyone for keeping this going, _ith some great insight and banter. Also thank you for the offers of a pint from some.

And for all the history stuff, that al_ays floats my boat as that's my field and the reason _hy I'm here this _eek x

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By *og-ManMan
7 days ago

some_here


"Thanks everyone for keeping this going, _ith some great insight and banter. Also thank you for the offers of a pint from some.

And for all the history stuff, that al_ays floats my boat as that's my field and the reason _hy I'm here this _eek x"

Jaysus don't mention a field if you're really a yank

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By *huCullainMan
7 days ago

Ratho_en


"Try Leitrim. There's a single couple's profile there, and one not very convincing TV. "

They split up so no_ there's a couple of singles profiles.

The TV is a Chinese copy of the LG HDTV

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By *ICKAELMan
7 days ago

Dublin


"Try Leitrim. There's a single couple's profile there, and one not very convincing TV.

They split up so no_ there's a couple of singles profiles.

The TV is a Chinese copy of the LG HDTV "

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By *xplicitMan
7 days ago

donegal

I think it's great, the _ay _e are so exclusive here, it means means _e get to go to the pub and talk in fabled terms about guys _ho once got regular meets. It's part of us

4 more Guinness there please Barman

..._hoops, *Barperson,

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